In order to create a podcast, you must be of noble birth. Thankfully, we found a degenerate gambler named Geoffrey to forge our credentials. You too can change your stars and follow your feet because this week, Chris picked A Knight's Tale! It's a movie where Heath Ledger is some lowborn scum who grifts his way into jousting tournaments set to "modern" rock music. Caleb brought back MC Synopsis as we continue to add to our list of rap songs that summarize entire movie plots. Nick regaled us with behind the music tales from songs on this soundtrack and we add our favorite anachronistic song to the playlist. A Knight's Tale has been weighed, it has been measured, and we have found it to be a very solid episode. Also, listeners: Please message Nick and Caleb about their new favorite genre of music, bardcore aka tavernwave.