Panic in the Sand! So sayeth the hunks this week as they find themselves ensconsed in the rumblings and chatter of one Ibram Khan, a Pakistani man with the lofty goal of castrating every sex offender within his country. We then take a skip over to Iran to mourn the needless whipping to death of courageous wrestler and activist Navid Afkari. Hopefully he is suplexing virgins in heaven. Finally the hunks get a chance to weigh in on that whole country-being-on-fire situation. Just cuz Cali is burning doesn't mean your boiz can't be a lil' spicy tho. 

ALL THAT AND MORE THAN YOU PEASANTS DESERVE LOCKED WITHIN THIS VERY EPISODE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!