Panic in the Sand! So sayeth the hunks this week as they find themselves ensconsed in the rumblings and chatter of one Ibram Khan, a Pakistani man with the lofty goal of castrating every sex offender within his country. We then take a skip over to Iran to mourn the needless whipping to death of courageous wrestler and activist Navid Afkari. Hopefully he is suplexing virgins in heaven. Finally the hunks get a chance to weigh in on that whole country-being-on-fire situation. Just cuz Cali is burning doesn't mean your boiz can't be a lil' spicy tho. 

ALL THAT AND MORE THAN YOU PEASANTS DESERVE LOCKED WITHIN THIS VERY EPISODE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded before a lightning strike to the main editing PC caused a temporary lapse in production. Jokes may be subject to temporal displacement

Those darn witch doctors in Sudan are up to their old tricks again! Frot not, the hunks are here to put the kibosh on the clit-chopping and bring dance back to the war-torn country. In bleaker news than genital mutilation, Eric Andre put out the worst standup set of the year and we review it so you don't have to. Finally the hunks would like to pay respects to a true hunk of legend: Grant Imahara. We pray he is busting god's myths in heaven and wish his family the best. 

ALL THAT AND MORE THAN YOU PEASANTS DESERVE IN TH 

We lost. The subreddit is gone. All the subreddits are gone. Hogwarts has been compromised. Ubisoft has been compromised. It's all over. There is only Zuck now. 

Friend of the show Chris joins us in these turbulent times to talk about how the honkies are scrambling over how exactly to appease ' The Blacks'. Don't listen to this if you CAN NOT handle REAL people being REAL. Nick explains what it means to have Gusher's come out in support. Chris tears apart South Korean cinema ONCE AND FOR ALL! Marc leaves to smoke a cigarette in the middle of the episode! All that and more on this week's jampacked episode. 

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You can't just adopt Chinese children and return them when your Youtube fantasies don't work out. If you disagree maybe YOU are a piece of shit, you enabling rape apologist. How can you stand there while the Pedophilic New World Order claims your future for the price of a polar bear's ill-gotten cocaine? Make a change! Be the Fire Truck!

Scumbag of the Week: Myka Stauffer

Featured Hunk: The People of Minneapolis

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In this installment of this terrible show, the gang shits it up about how Spotify dropped 9 figures into Joe Rogan's lap and proceeded to destroy our American values. 

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These quarantine episodes are terrible and I'm sorry. 

Reprehensible trite dribble shit spoken by less than idiots.

These quarantine episodes are absolute trash

Life as we knew it has ground to a halt. That gives you no excuse, especially if you've been laid off, to not listen to the hunks as they guide our nation through these trying times.

Featured Hunk: The Brain Eating Zombie of Steve Jobs

Scumbag of the Week: Everyone on the internet

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