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Dial H for Hunks
By Fat WhippetComedy
Dial H for Hunks episodes
- RATFUCK 2020
Kendrick Lamar launched a Ponzi Scheme and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! That's right, the hunks are back to unshackle your mind from the bounds of conformity and give you the tools necessary to maximize your truest reality. If you don't know what that means, it'll cost you $60 to learn more.
In other news, the Primary is all but wrapped up and our boy Bernie failed to defeat the congealed fleshy centrist conglomerate of KloButtiBidenBerg.
As the virus passes over your household and you decide which of your children deserve the dignity of your final bullets, listen to this to keep just a little bit of the sanity we used to have.
Featured Hunking: pg Lang
Scumbag of the Week: Joe Biden
Dude News:
- Lil Uzi album
- Boreds of Prey
- Corona is cancelling everything
- No plastic in New York
- Google Ratfucks Developers
1 hr 23 min - Lil Uzi album
- Chinese New Years is Cancelled!
Well it looks like this pandemic has up and caused China to cancel the New Year. As a result the hunks will be looking back at a failed year of movies. If you wanna appreciate film without participating in the pedophilic systemic exploitation of children then forget the Oscars and cram this in your head.
1 hr 30 min - Johnny Depp May Hit Women
Featured Hunk: Johnny Depp slaps Amber Heard around in court
Scumbag of the Week: Rush Limbaugh gets the cancer he deserves
Dude News:
- Bieber has lyme’s disease
- Orlando Brown says Nick Cannon sucked his dick
- Spotify is ruining podcasting
Manalytics:
- Engrish speakers know they sound funny
- Every elephant needs xanax
- Viagra makes your vision blue-er
- The average man can beat up 2.6 women
2 hr 19 min - Bieber has lyme’s disease
- Trapped in a Fiberglass Tomb
The Hunks are in shambles. The World keeps turning.
Featured Hunk: Kobe is dead!
Scumbag of the Week: The Coronavirus lives!
Dude News:
- England has left the chat
- Chi-Fi has ruined my life
- I was scammed by Nick Cage
- Buying a new phone
Manalytics:
- Scientist chill beer to 12 * 10^-7 degrees Kelvin
- Your first virus encounter affects your entire life
- House plants don’t clean your air
- Huge Yale study shows kids hate school
1 hr 58 min - England has left the chat
- Little People, Big Crimes
It seems our friend Wee Man has found himself in a touch of hot water as he admits on camera to criminal sexual dalliances with Carlos Mencia. Criss Angel makes an appearance to leave no mind unfreaked. Some limpdick youtuber tries to overcome his erectile dysfunction by disgracing Egyptian artifacts. Finally, nobody ever needs to hear about Star Wars ever again. Drink deep fuckers, this one is for you
Featured Hunk: Brad Williams
Scumbag of the Week: Vitaly Zdorovetskiy
Dude News:
- Star Wars is done
- Conner McGregor is back
- Criss Angel freaks minds
Manalytics:
- Less Sex, More Menopause!
- Soybean oil makes you fat and potentially stupid
- There are way more homeless than we know
- Being rich gives you about 9 more years of life
1 hr 54 min - Star Wars is done
- Soccer Kicks to a Child's Stomach
Featured Hunk: Unborn Musk/Grimes Hybrid
Scumbag of the Week: Cynthia Baker
Hell Yeah’s:
- Iranian WarCraft 3
- U-Haul tests employees for nicotine
Hell No’s:
- Australian Arson Baloney
Manalytics:
- Vapes have done been bad for you maybe
- Scientists discover the Fentanyl of Weed
- Fat Women have Stupid Sons
- Trump makes people crave hamburders
- Alcohol death doubles in 20 years
2 hr 3 min - Iranian WarCraft 3
- The Scummy Award
Confucius once said "For every yingle there is a yangle" and that has never been more true than today. For each display of hunking achievement that improved the world, another equally shitty avatar served to cast mankind into degeneracy. Your hunks, Nick Kenji and Marc, go over the last year of scumbaggery to determine who was the biggest piece of absolute trash to walk the Earth in the year of 2019.
2 hr 12 min - The Hunk of the Fecking Year Awards
Join us as we recap all the hunks of the past year and decide who will win the coveted Golden Foreskin
1 hr 45 min - Killing Children, Fucking Dogs
We’ve all been here before. We will be back here again.
Featured Hunk: UPS Driver Frank Ordonez
Scumbag of the Week: Lisa Snyder
Dude News:
- Jeff Bezos and Elon are the last Supervillians
- Allegra Chicken
- Tom Holland cries like a little baby
- Onioson abuse video comes out
Manalytics: Eat More Good
- India needs less rice
- Peanuts and eggs for babies
- Everyone is full of plastic
- Magic Weight Loss Juice
1 hr 47 min - Jeff Bezos and Elon are the last Supervillians
- My Wife's Boyfriend Won't Stand for This
Smoke up nerds.
Featured Hunk: Angry Video Game Nerd reviews Spawn
Scumbag of the Week: Destiny comes out as a cuckold / Onision gets banned from Patreon
Shouts Out: Hasbro buys Entertainment One claiming control of
- Boston
- Peppa Pig
- Baha Men
- Death Row Records
Hell No’s:
- KPop Rapists
- Vic Mignona loses his case against Funimation
- Lowtax’s Wife ran off
Manalytics:
- Women more likely to survive stroke, have bad lives after
- Men are getting raped
- Smoke weed for headaches
2 hr 12 min - Boston
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