Kendrick Lamar launched a Ponzi Scheme and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! That's right, the hunks are back to unshackle your mind from the bounds of conformity and give you the tools necessary to maximize your truest reality. If you don't know what that means, it'll cost you $60 to learn more.

 In other news, the Primary is all but wrapped up and our boy Bernie failed to defeat the congealed fleshy centrist conglomerate of KloButtiBidenBerg. 

As the virus passes over your household and you decide which of your children deserve the dignity of your final bullets, listen to this to keep just a little bit of the sanity we used to have. 

Featured Hunking: pg Lang

Scumbag of the Week: Joe Biden

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Well it looks like this pandemic has up and caused China to cancel the New Year. As a result the hunks will be looking back at a failed year of movies. If you wanna appreciate film without participating in the pedophilic systemic exploitation of children then forget the Oscars and cram this in your head. 

Featured Hunk: Johnny Depp slaps Amber Heard around in court

Scumbag of the Week: Rush Limbaugh gets the cancer he deserves

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The Hunks are in shambles. The World keeps turning.

Featured Hunk: Kobe is dead!

Scumbag of the Week: The Coronavirus lives!

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It seems our friend Wee Man has found himself in a touch of hot water as he admits on camera to criminal sexual dalliances with Carlos Mencia. Criss Angel makes an appearance to leave no mind unfreaked. Some limpdick youtuber tries to overcome his erectile dysfunction by disgracing  Egyptian artifacts. Finally, nobody ever needs to hear about Star Wars ever again. Drink deep fuckers, this one is for you

Featured Hunk: Brad Williams

Scumbag of the Week: Vitaly Zdorovetskiy

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Featured Hunk: Unborn Musk/Grimes Hybrid

Scumbag of the Week: Cynthia Baker

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Confucius once said "For every yingle there is a yangle"  and that has never been more true than today. For each display of hunking achievement that improved the world, another equally shitty avatar served to cast mankind into degeneracy. Your hunks, Nick Kenji and Marc, go over the last year of scumbaggery to determine who was the biggest piece of absolute trash to walk the Earth in the year of 2019. 

Join us as we recap all the hunks of the past year and decide who will win the coveted Golden Foreskin 

We’ve all been here before. We will be back here again.

Featured Hunk: UPS Driver Frank Ordonez

Scumbag of the Week: Lisa Snyder

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Smoke up nerds.

Featured Hunk: Angry Video Game Nerd reviews Spawn

Scumbag of the Week: Destiny comes out as a cuckold / Onision gets banned from Patreon

Shouts Out: Hasbro buys Entertainment One claiming control of 

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