A man is dead and we are all to blame. What killed him you ask? Hubris, along with 41 hardboiled eggs and the promise of an honest $22 in your pocket. 

Featured Hunks: Subhash Yada dies eating eggs

Scumbag of the Week: Kodak Black is done / Kanye Joel Osteen Crossover

Shouts Out: Laser Pointers in Chile

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A school shooter is hugged out of his chance in the history books. A husband and wife in Louisiana decide to start making their own porn, with a twist! A man jerks off with his own shit. I CAN'T MAKE THIS UP PEOPLE. Slam this episode in your ears or risk being left out forever.

Featured Hunk: Keanon Lowe hugs it out

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The Hunks meet this week to break down a god damn hero. Shinjiro Koizumi is over there in Japan trying to solve the birthing crisis and climate change in one fell swoop. Elsewhere, the Mexican government just lost a shootout and were forced to set El Chapo's son free from arrest. We then take you to North Korea, where each citizen has been asked to collect 220 lbs of shit a month for the bountiful harvest to come. Times are hard y'all.

Featured Hunk: Shinjiro Koizumi

Scumbag of the Week: Ovidio Guzman

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All this and more than you deserve on this weeks episode!

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Only we brave Eagles can protect you from the golden dragon to the East

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It's the thick of Joker Appreciation Month and the boys haven't taken the time to show you how they got these scars

Hunks Yeahs: Musk buys BostonDynamics

Hunk Nos: Snorting PreWorkout

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Nick and Kenji talk trash on rappers and Greta Thunberg

The boys are back to tell you what that flava do. Kenji tells us the worst story ever and we reminisce about dating scene girls.

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Todd Palin can't take it anymore! Pringles Boy goes blind for our sins. Umbridge is drawn with England and China and we are the only ones, THE ONLY DAMN ONES, who can make any sense of it all.

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All this and more than you deserve on this weeks episode!

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It's Suicide Prevention Month and I would bet my favorite noose you haven't done a damn thing about it. It's high time you filled the bath with ice water, get out mommies razor, and cut into this episode. Our featured Hunk is Alec Holowka, a game developer behind 'Night in the Woods'. He killed himself in response to an impending internet lynch mob and as seasoned bully analysts the Hunks are here to come to terms with the harder questions like "Did we want this" and "Is Zoe Quinn the most successful bully?"

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This week our Featured Hunk is Nick Rakieta or more affectionately "Nicky Rackets". In the course of him defending the voice of Broly, the legendary supersaiyan, from absolute legal ruination he uncovers a tape of the Z-fighters. The content of that tape is the subject of this episode. Tune in fuckers!

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