Dial H for Hunks

Dial H for Hunks

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Dial H for Hunks episodes

  • You Can't Even Eat 50 Eggs

    A man is dead and we are all to blame. What killed him you ask? Hubris, along with 41 hardboiled eggs and the promise of an honest $22 in your pocket. 


    Featured Hunks: Subhash Yada dies eating eggs

    Scumbag of the Week: Kodak Black is done / Kanye Joel Osteen Crossover

    Shouts Out: Laser Pointers in Chile

    Hell Nos:

    • Washed Up World Tour
    • Apple Launching New Shows
    • Google Stadia
    • Woman almost kills self with Ass Science
    • GameFreak ruins the worlds most valuable IP
    • Disney+ launches for idiots
      • The Mandalorian
      • Manalytics:

        • Keto combats the flu
        • Scientists beat Down Syndrome in animals
        • OBJECTIVE REALITY DOESN’T EXIST
        • Eligibility for weight-loss surgery gets easier
        • 2 hr 51 min
        • Kidnap This!

          A school shooter is hugged out of his chance in the history books. A husband and wife in Louisiana decide to start making their own porn, with a twist! A man jerks off with his own shit. I CAN'T MAKE THIS UP PEOPLE. Slam this episode in your ears or risk being left out forever.

          Featured Hunk: Keanon Lowe hugs it out

          Scumbag of the Week:

          • Dennis and Cynthia Perkins
          • Zuckertroll
          • Shouts Out:

            • Joker Breaks Records
            • Manalytics:

              • Scientists propose that men are funnier than women
              • America continues to be Hell for black people
              • Google quantums upon us
              • Crabs are smort

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                2 hr 19 min
              • We've Gotta Make It Sexy

                The Hunks meet this week to break down a god damn hero. Shinjiro Koizumi is over there in Japan trying to solve the birthing crisis and climate change in one fell swoop. Elsewhere, the Mexican government just lost a shootout and were forced to set El Chapo's son free from arrest. We then take you to North Korea, where each citizen has been asked to collect 220 lbs of shit a month for the bountiful harvest to come. Times are hard y'all.

                Featured Hunk: Shinjiro Koizumi

                Scumbag of the Week: Ovidio Guzman

                Shouts Out:

                •  Liam Glinane and Raymond Wang
                • Matty B
                • Manalytics:

                  • The shit quotas in North Korea are untenable
                  • Potatoes for stamina
                  • Blue light is bad as fuck
                  • Grapeseed extract unfucks fruit
                  • All this and more than you deserve on this weeks episode!


                    You can find show clips at @DialHforHunks on Instagram or


                    peep the twitter for jokes @DialAHunk or 


                    Email us hunky shit or corrections at [email protected] 

                    1 hr 44 min
                  • The Joker Episode

                    It's the thick of Joker Appreciation Month and the boys haven't taken the time to show you how they got these scars

                    Hunks Yeahs: Musk buys BostonDynamics

                    Hunk Nos: Snorting PreWorkout

                    Manalytics:

                    • Apes possess theory of mind  
                    • Anti-Feminists fake orgasms more
                    • ExoSkelebones are coming
                    • Some people seek anxiety
                    • 1 hr 56 min
                    • Taste Like Caveman Pussy

                      The boys are back to tell you what that flava do. Kenji tells us the worst story ever and we reminisce about dating scene girls.

                      Manalytics:

                      • A Monkey heart is a bad heart
                      • Bacteria that can ferment alcohol in your stomach
                      • Scientist attempt to deduce if Denisovan girl was hot or not
                      • 1 hr 29 min
                      • Pringles For Algernon

                        Todd Palin can't take it anymore! Pringles Boy goes blind for our sins. Umbridge is drawn with England and China and we are the only ones, THE ONLY DAMN ONES, who can make any sense of it all.

                        Manalytics:

                        • Vegans have strokes
                        •  Tea is good for brain
                        •  Kill for Fame
                        • Apply Fish to babies
                        • All this and more than you deserve on this weeks episode!

                          You can find show clips at @DialHforHunks on Instagram or

                          peep the twitter for jokes @DialAHunk or

                          Email us hunky shit or corrections at [email protected]

                          1 hr 46 min
                        • Suicide Prevention Month Presents

                          It's Suicide Prevention Month and I would bet my favorite noose you haven't done a damn thing about it. It's high time you filled the bath with ice water, get out mommies razor, and cut into this episode. Our featured Hunk is Alec Holowka, a game developer behind 'Night in the Woods'. He killed himself in response to an impending internet lynch mob and as seasoned bully analysts the Hunks are here to come to terms with the harder questions like "Did we want this" and "Is Zoe Quinn the most successful bully?"

                          Manalytics:

                          • Hunks find Earth-like planet
                          • Chimps try to console mother chimp
                          • Astronauts mix cement in space
                          • Convictions make you less healthy
                          • Low confidence in math makes your life worse
                          • Kids that are single totally are fine so stop worrying about it
                          • 1 hr 42 min
                          • Apply The Sacred Ointment

                            This week our Featured Hunk is Nick Rakieta or more affectionately "Nicky Rackets". In the course of him defending the voice of Broly, the legendary supersaiyan, from absolute legal ruination he uncovers a tape of the Z-fighters. The content of that tape is the subject of this episode. Tune in fuckers!

                            Manalytics:

                            • College kids keep getting depressed
                            • You can always get stronk
                            • Sex or die
                            • 2 hr 2 min

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