Kendrick Lamar launched a Ponzi Scheme and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! That's right, the hunks are back to unshackle your mind from the bounds of conformity and give you the tools necessary to maximize your truest reality. If you don't know what that means, it'll cost you $60 to learn more.

 In other news, the Primary is all but wrapped up and our boy Bernie failed to defeat the congealed fleshy centrist conglomerate of KloButtiBidenBerg. 

As the virus passes over your household and you decide which of your children deserve the dignity of your final bullets, listen to this to keep just a little bit of the sanity we used to have. 

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Scumbag of the Week: Joe Biden

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