A Monument To Failure

In this episode, Ainsley, Austin & Joe discuss dad-joke clothing options, Archie Comics, what’s weird about suburbs, and bad drinking experiences.

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1 & 2: “Dogs!” / The Douchebar

The Westgate

“It’s really nice.”

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3: “Get it?”

Big Dog Sportswear

“We were really worried about where your mind was going to live, dude.”

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4: The BBC

BadBoyClub.com

Bad Boy Brand on Wikipedia

youtu.be/gviwHxRpqww

“The tough kid version of a boy band.” (badboyclub.com/skin/frontend/default/badboyclub/images/about_page_picture.jpg)

“The t-shirt that goes to 11.”

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5: “Real-Time Follow-Up”

Joe’s not dead.

The “Why Did We Do This?” Content Boost gofundme Page.

(gofundme.com/why-did-we-do-this-content-boost)

“Hyphen Fuck You.”

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6: “That’s what’s weird about suburbs.”

Cedar Hills Crossing Mall

Beaverton

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNz4Un92pGNxQ9vNgmnCx7dwchPJGJ3IQ

DeadMalls.com

Used To Be A Pizza Hut (usedtobeapizzahut.blogspot.com)

The Spyce Gentlemen’s Club in Eugene, OR.  (Used To Be A Pizza Hut)

“There’s white people food there.”

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7: “I wanna come in and get my buch and leave.”

Unstaffed, Self-Service Kombucha Shop in SE Portland, OR.

Soma Kombucha Taproom (3777 Southeast Belmont)

“Friendly Staff.”

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7: Archie Digest

ArchieComics.com

Kevin Keller, Archie’s Queer Character.

Riverdale on Netflix

youtu.be/HxtLlByaYTc

“Use promo code ‘SURVEY16’ to receive 30% off your Archie Comics Subsription.”

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8 & 9: Homework

The Thick of It

Ainsley loves The Doctor.