Larry's son is in the flag ceremony at opening day of baseball! A hot dog lady earns a gold star and Larry surrenders to the US Air Force. Plus more tales of a day that couldn't be more American unless Larry was wearing a suit made of apple pies! (We're working on that.) The first Fecta Update in a long time! Plus a tribute to Patty Duke and Kitty Genovese. And a Milleronia mystery. Larry's dog kills a possum -- but where is the corpse?Quote of the week: "Big waffles, like an Escalade's tire."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox