Usually, if my car is weaving out of its lane, it’s because I’m doing something I shouldn’t, like straining to reach an errant Tic Tac, or trying to scare a roadside drifter.

On this particular Friday, however, it felt like the alignment was off. I’d had the car inspected at the dealership the day before, so I called Joe, the service department manager. He said they hadn’t done anything that could cause any steering problems, and told me to bring it back in on Monday and they’d take a look.

Right.

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