Stantonland

Stantonland

By Chris Stanton
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Stantonland episodes

  • Funny Story — Episode 2

    What do a disturbing teddy bear and a Welsh teacher have in common? You’ll have to watch to find out!

    Thank you Henny Hiemenz, Pauline Cronin, and many others for tuning into my live video with Shelly Mazzanoble! Join us in two weeks for the next episode of Funny Story!



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    38 min
  • Live with Andrea Hoffmann

    Thank you Ernie Schenck, Shelly Mazzanoble, Celina grace Brooke, and many others for tuning into my live video with Andrea Hoffmann! We covered a lot of ground, including the astral plane. Is that ground?



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    1 hr 16 min
  • One-second Impression: Jeff Goldblum

    I send these OSIs out in Notes, not as posts. If you’ve seen them there, great. If you’ve just stumbled upon them here, that’s great too. I do them to amuse myself. And maybe you.

    I get the impression you’d like to subscribe.



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    1 min
  • Live with Andrea Hoffmann

    My first Substack Live, thanks to Andrea Hoffmann. I feel it was a smashing success.



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    39 min
  • One-second Impression: Paul Reiser

    I send these OSIs out in Notes, not as posts. If you’ve seen them there, great. If you’ve just stumbled upon them here, that’s great too. I do them to amuse myself. And maybe you.

    I get the impression you’d like to subscribe.



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    1 min
  • One-second Impression: Sting

    I send these OSIs out in Notes, not as posts. If you’ve seen them there, great. If you’ve just stumbled upon them here, that’s great too. I do them to amuse myself. And maybe you.

    I get the impression you’d like to subscribe.



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    1 min
  • We're So Confused About Nipples

    We don’t know what to be offended by. This is true in so many categories, but the gray area when it comes to nipples is enormous. (If your nipples have a gray area of any size, consult your physician.) It’s just strange that some nipples are considered obscene and others aren’t.



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    11 min
  • On Unsolicited Advice

    I think about unsolicited advice the way I think about gonorrhea: I won’t give it to you, and I sure don’t want you giving it to me.



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    8 min
  • One-second Impression: James Gandolfini

    I send these OSIs out in Notes, not as posts. If you’ve seen them there, great. If you’ve just stumbled upon them here, that’s great too. I do them to amuse myself. And maybe you.

    I get the impression you’d like to subscribe.



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    1 min

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Humor writing about life, culture, and assorted grievances.

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