#051 A Novel Informed by the Author's Life

Smitty can't let it go!

You've heard us mention her. You've heard her off-microphone. Hell, you've even heard her snore. Now for the first time, we are officially joined by Sister Kristi! We read 2 Nephi 27, where Smitty more heavily modifies Isaiah than previously, but ends up making himself look petty. God continues to refine the classics. He has more emotions than Sister Patience in this chapter. He's all over the place!

Highlights:

Praying about marriage in Mormonism involved 99.99 percent horniness.

If you're poor, don't go to the Mormon Church for help.

How to get drunk on your own iniquity. (2 Nephi 27:1)

Joseph Smith, as after-told by his own scripture, what a man, what a con-man. (2 Nephi 27:12)

Smitty predicts Amazon dot com. (2 Nephi 27:12)

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