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In this episode we talk about a literal cult—not a made up one. We also gate-keep the Tool fandom from the outside by locking the gate and refusing to let them enjoy their music how they want. Also we have Daddy Zuck on. As a note for our dear listeners... yes we do these sober.

In this episode we talk about Star Wars cannon, and Tyler’s navy days. Also, Colton dunks Kansas for no reason. Then we rip off Kurtis Conner and talk about the Man Show.

In this episode we rate candy bars. We also get a sugar high and try to discuss our thoughts on Shang Chi and then plan our motivational speech.

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In this episode we rate the all-time best cold cereals in the most definitive list ever. At the end we layout our road map for how we plan to become part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

In this episode we talk about our editor Carter. Carter is legion. Then we talk about climate change, and student debt. We chat about Kurtis Conner and the Very Really Good podcast, plus we talk about the Gus and Eddy podcast. Really, we just talk about podcasts better than ours. Then we discuss a crazy Oklahoma news paper called Jailbirds. It’s… wild. Then we talk about flat earth and meme formats.

In this episode we talk about the fifth stooge, wtf, I thought there were three. Then we learn that the devil is in energy drinks. We talk about superstitious Facebook posts too, which reminds me… share this podcast and you will make seven trillion dollars if you don’t though, you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.  That done, we talked about the Good Place, which is honestly a top tier show. Finally, we talk about video games moving to monthly services like Game Pass.

In this episode, of the greatest podcast ever created by two dudes in northern California, we talk about Lord of the Rings Video games. Then we have a lengthy conversation about what is better, never needing to sleep, or never needing to eat. Finally, we talk at length about useless superpowers. The president of REDACTED is passing a law that means it’s illegal not listen to this podcast. Guy’s, it isn’t my fault, but you are going to have to do what the man says.

In this episode we try our best to get canceled immediately. Then we talk about Far Cry. After that, we join a cult and farm watermelons while we wait for the lizard people to explode out of Mount Rainier and assume their rightful dominion over the land.

In this episode we definitively determine the best fast-food burger. It is definitive, which means it’s law, you have to agree… legally.

We are back with another episode of the world’s greatest podcast started by two guys in northern California. In this episode we apply for a master’s degree, talk about fingers for teeth, then reminisce on the old flash games we used to play and how to beat the school system.

The end.