From Bronosaurus foreplay in Jurassic Park to breaking down the latest win, we’re kicking off Episode 18 with equal parts soccer talk and dad-level chaos. If you’re a fan of the beautiful game, questionable parenting stories, and the occasional inappropriate laugh — you’re in the right place.

In this episode, we cover:

Jurassic Park’s “what did I just watch?” moments 🦖

Recapping the big win and standout players

Dad life: coaching youth soccer without losing your mind

Ranking small-town hotness levels (yes, really)

Water park trips, photobombing strangers, and surviving kid tantrums

Why grape jelly is poor people food 🍇😂

Whether you’re here for the match analysis or the mayhem, we’re delivering soccer banter with a side of unfiltered comedy.

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Timestamps:

0:00 Dino disasters & Jurassic Park roast

9:42 Breaking down the big win

18:55 Coaching kids soccer without losing it

30:12 Water park adventures & small-town rankings

42:35 Food crimes: peanut butter & butter sandwiches

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