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From dental hygienist confessions to the Porn Olympics, hot dog math, and why yelling at athletes doesn’t make you funny — this week’s episode is pure chaos in the best way. The dads are back in the basement talking St. Louis City SC soccer, camping disasters, weird fan encounters, Reddit rabbit holes, and whether hot dogs count as protein.

Along the way we debate:

🦷 Flossing vs. floss picks (and dental OnlyFans??)

🥇 The invention of the Porn Olympics

🌭 How many hot dogs a year is “normal”

⚽ St. Louis City’s red card disaster & why we’re still suffering

📚 Should we take the GED as a bet?

🎉 Creepy stadium fans, nachos, and accidental meat-cutes

It’s another episode of unfiltered comedy, NSFW stories, and the kind of conversations only dads (and degenerates) would have.

👉 If you like dark humor, soccer rants, and chaotic dad energy — hit subscribe and join us every week.

Timestamps:

00:00 – Flossing is a scam

07:40 – Dental hygienist OnlyFans??

15:10 – The Porn Olympics pitch

27:30 – Hot dog math & protein lies

39:55 – City SC’s red card disaster

58:20 – Camping, megaphones & murder thoughts

1:15:45 – Creepy stadium fans & nachos

1:30:00 – Should we take the GED?

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This week on City Dads, we dive into City SC's Saturday match that had everything: red cards in the 20th minute, third-string goalkeepers standing on their heads, wasted man advantages, and of course — plenty of fan frustration. From Celio Pompeo’s highlight goal to Chris Durkin’s big moment, we break down the highs, the lows, and the comedy in between.

If you’ve ever yelled at your kids on the way to a match, argued about FIFA ratings, or watched your favorite team blow a lead they should’ve kept, this episode is for you. We’re serving up raw soccer talk, real fan pain, and plenty of laughs along the way.

⚽ Topics we cover:

St. Louis CITY’s struggles and lineup shakeups

Third-string goalies turning into superheroes

Why FIFA 24 rankings are brutally honest

MLS comedy: crying kids, cheap seats, and false hope

Whether you’re a die-hard soccer fan, an MLS junkie, or just here for the comedy, you’ll get the perfect mix of sports banter and NSFW humor.

👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly laughs and soccer chaos!

#SoccerPodcast #MLSPodcast #SoccerComedy #StLouisCITY #SoccerBanter #FunnyPodcast

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This week on City Dads, the guys dive deep into another rollercoaster week of St. Louis City SC soccer — from blown leads and questionable ref calls to roster frustrations and flashes of brilliance that keep us hanging on. We talk about what’s broken, what gives us hope, and why being a City fan feels like living in Groundhog Day.

But it’s not all soccer — we go off the rails with stories about flea markets, Facebook Marketplace treasures, self-tanner scams in the Old West, coaching kids’ soccer, and even “Hooters Church.” Plus, we roast movie reboots (Happy Gilmore 2, anyone?), debate childhood sports heroes, and uncover why short shorts might mean you’re hiding something.

Whether you’re a St. Louis sports fan, an MLS diehard, or just here for the laughs, this episode delivers comedy, chaos, and plenty of hot takes.

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Timestamps:

0:00 – Intro & small town sports stores

6:15 – St. Louis City SC heartbreak & roster issues

20:40 – Coaching kids’ soccer chaos

34:50 – Flea market finds & Facebook Marketplace

44:10 – The curse of movie reboots

55:30 – Hooters Church & weird Florida stories

1:05:20 – Childhood sports heroes

1:15:00 – Coaching woes & short shorts

1:25:00 – Closing thoughts & what’s next

#StLouisCitySC #MLS #SoccerPodcast #StLouisSports #ComedyPodcast #SportsComedy #MovieReboots #FleaMarketFinds #HootersChurch

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St. Louis City SC fans… we need to talk. 😬 After another heartbreaking loss, we break down why this season feels like Groundhog Day for CITY — late goals conceded, questionable roster construction, and the never-ending debate around Chris Durkin’s role. From blown leads to VAR controversy, to flashes of brilliance from Sang Bin and Claus, we cover all the highs, lows, and what the future might hold for this MLS club.

In this episode, we rant, laugh, and ask the hard questions:

⚽ Why does St. Louis City SC keep finding new ways to lose?

⚽ Are we actually closer to the Wooden Spoon than the MLS Playoffs?

⚽ Can this roster be fixed in one offseason?

⚽ And… are we just doomed to “love our team but hate watching them”?

Whether you’re a die-hard CITY fan, a frustrated season ticket holder, or just love MLS chaos, this episode is for you.

👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more unfiltered St. Louis City SC talk every week.

#STLCitySC #MLS #StLouisSoccer #STLCity #MajorLeagueSoccer #SoccerPodcast

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Welcome back to another episode of our comedy soccer podcast! In this week’s episode, we dive into everything from St. Louis City SC’s struggles in MLS, late-game collapses, questionable coaching decisions, and why this team just can’t seem to finish strong. ⚽

But it’s not all soccer — we also get into hilarious side tangents about:

Marshmallows, Twinkies, and the fine line between a cheeseburger and a “salad” 🍔🥗

Weird camping food hacks (yes, Twinkies in coffee 🤯)

Dial-up internet, fantasy baseball, and AOL finally dying in 2025 💻📞

Strip club economics, Teen Mom nostalgia, and why McDonald’s snack wraps aren’t what they used to be 🍟

Parenting struggles, poverty meals, and why ramen is still undefeated 🍜

Whether you’re a parent who needs a laugh, a soccer fan frustrated with your team, or just love comedy that doesn’t pull any punches, this episode’s got you covered.

👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly episodes filled with soccer takes, parenting humor, and plenty of laughs.

#SoccerPodcast #ComedyPodcast #ParentingHumor #MLS #StLouisCitySC #SoccerComedy #SoccerParents #SportsComedy #DadHumor #FunnyPodcast #SoccerFans #SoccerTalk #SoccerLife #PodcastClips #SoccerCommunity

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St. Louis City SC fans… what was THAT?! In this episode, we break down City SC’s latest MLS match against Chicago Fire — from the collapse after going up 2-1, to fitness issues, late-game subs, roster depth, and why this team keeps dropping points from winning positions.

We dive into:

Why City SC leads MLS in goals conceded after the 65th, 75th, and 80th minute 📉

The ongoing right back drama (Hazi vs. Totland) and what it means for the lineup

Chris Durkin’s surprising performance and where he really fits best

Why roster depth and fitness could be City’s biggest weakness this season

Whether Critch deserves the full-time coaching job or if City SC needs a reset

What the future looks like for City SC in MLS — wooden spoon or playoff dark horse?

It’s raw, it’s passionate, and it’s for every City SC supporter who’s tired of seeing points slip away. STL vs Chicago felt like a rivalry match, and this one gave us plenty to talk about.

👉 Drop your thoughts in the comments: Do you think Critch should keep the job, or should City SC bring in someone new?

#CitySC #MLS #STLvCHI #StLouisCitySC #MLSSoccer #CitySCFans #StLouisSoccer #SoccerPodcast #MLSReview #StLouisCity #CitySC #soccer #sports #review #recap #friends #dads #podcast #fyp

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From Bronosaurus foreplay in Jurassic Park to breaking down the latest win, we’re kicking off Episode 18 with equal parts soccer talk and dad-level chaos. If you’re a fan of the beautiful game, questionable parenting stories, and the occasional inappropriate laugh — you’re in the right place.

In this episode, we cover:

Jurassic Park’s “what did I just watch?” moments 🦖

Recapping the big win and standout players

Dad life: coaching youth soccer without losing your mind

Ranking small-town hotness levels (yes, really)

Water park trips, photobombing strangers, and surviving kid tantrums

Why grape jelly is poor people food 🍇😂

Whether you’re here for the match analysis or the mayhem, we’re delivering soccer banter with a side of unfiltered comedy.

📅 New episodes every week — perfect for your commute, halftime break, or hiding from the kids in the garage.

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Listen, laugh, and join the squad!

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💬 Drop your favorite (or worst) dad soccer story in the comments

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Timestamps:

0:00 Dino disasters & Jurassic Park roast

9:42 Breaking down the big win

18:55 Coaching kids soccer without losing it

30:12 Water park adventures & small-town rankings

42:35 Food crimes: peanut butter & butter sandwiches

Hashtags:

#SoccerPodcast #MLS #DadLife #ComedyPodcast #SoccerDads #MatchRecap #FunnyPodcast #JurassicPark #ParentingFails #SoccerFans

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We're tired of the rambling. So here's "The Dads Talk Soccer". Where they actually try to talk about the match. Emphasis on try.

It's Cory Smith, Ryan Ballard, and Brent Callahan. It's City Dads. Let's pretend they know ball.

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