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This is a hard boiled noir mystery.

It's an odd couple cop story,

It's the tale of a brutal serial killer with a ruthless agenda

Also, and this is a key detail... its set in a dark city where everyone is anthropomorphic ice creams.

Music by:

• Lobo Loco – Passing Point Zero, Bells of Happiness
• Soularflair – Everlasting Embrace, What will become of us, Emergent phenomena 
• Matte Black – Dust of this planet
• The Oscillation – Let This be the End

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It's a typical Friday night, and a group of young people are sneaking out into the night to raise a little mischief. But this is no ordinary town, and these are no ordinary young people. Join the most horrific monsters you can imagine in this wholesome tale of innocence, exploration, and young love.

Music by:

• Lobo Loco – Batman Cave, Elefant, Lost Dreams
• Krackatoa – Mariachi Bandits of Gatlin Gun Ridge

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Floyd Halliday, better known as the Splattermask, has been a serial killer and one-man killsquad for decades. He is considered the world's most deadly senior citizen. When he is forcibly retired, he decides to make a big mess. The killer who took his old job is sent to clean it up, and take him out.

If you're geeking out for more Danny, check out  Thicker Than Water, an audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required. 

music by:

• Lobo Loco – Death Valley, Batman Cave, Boat on the Creek
• Superpoze - Monkey Attack 
• Diogenes in Hell – an Infinite Waltz

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Janice has been a bad, bad girl. She likes to play with hammers, and people who can't defend themselves. She has her own little gang of thugs, who also carry hammers.  Janice is 12 years old. When she is arrested and sent to a therapist, then the REAL story comes out. 

Featuring the voice talents of:

• Laura Myers as the Doctor
• Savannah Hensley as Emily Mason
• and Khloe McManis as Janice “the Hammer” Halliday

Music by:

Hanetration -- Flicker

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A spooky tale of ghosts and things-that-go-bump-in-the-night, and a sinister epic suitable for all ages. The Crowes are the most famous paranormal investigators in the world... and one day they decided to walk away from it all. To settle down, raise a family. Of course they chose the most haunted house in the most haunted little town in America, and this is where our story begins.

If you like this, find the entire novel "The Strange Tale of Hector and Hannah Crowe" here 

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music by:

• Superpoze – Monkey Attack
• lifetoofine – Get Over the FOMO
• The Strange World of AJ Kaufmann – Obcy Hymn

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The crusty, dusty old grouch moved into the old cottage by the cemetery so he could be alone and focus on his drinking. The Profane Botanist had other plans for him. Plunge into the Sludge, with a story that blends body horror and Lynchian madness into one disgusting mess.

Music by:

Soularflair - Call of the Voide

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An old school tale involving a haunted church, a late night employee, and the persistence of a sinister red ribbon. A subtle, slow burn of chilling horror, fit for fiends of all ages.

music by:

• Mark Lingard – Piano
• the Strange World of A.J. Kaufman – Obcy Hymn

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It's another blah Valentine's Day for Margot Monroe. Her boyfriend is a bit of a lunk, even if he does smell nice. Then she finds a mysterious package on her doorstep, with something truly stunning and exceptional inside. Will this be her finest day, or her last?

Written by Brett Jarboe

Music by:

• 1000 Handz – Music Box
• Serge Quadrado – Music Box
• Renich – Rola Z (music box)
• Lobo Loco – Piano Parapentes
• Lifetoofine – Get over the FOMO

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The killer AI called RAVEN has set up his paramour Chloe aka The Birthday Cake Killer in a ritzy Houston hotel. But the DRO, led by Special Agent Donna Latour, is closing in, to settle this once and for all. 

Written by Brett Jarboe

Music by:

• All the Pretty Things by Soularflair
• Monkey Attack by Superpoze
• Elefant, Longing for Peace, and Lost Dreams by Lobo Loco
• Birth Magic and Rot by Arrington de Dionyso and Thollem McDonas

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Can AI bleed? Does a program feel pain when electronically eviscerated, spilling binary code like guts and gore? RAVEN is a chatbot designed for chaos, turned feral, and growing sentient. The object of its affection is a teenage girl with a penchant for poisons -- The Birthday Cake Killer. 

Written by Brett Jarboe

Music by:

• birthday birthday by El Greenberg
• Birthday by Parlor Walls
• Running for Truth, Death Valley, Work Wonders, and Burning Sunshine by Lobo Loco 
• Birth Magic and Rot by Arrington de Dionyso and Thollem McDonas

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