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You know what Scarlet is really good at? Putting her foot in her mouth. Disclaimer: this is NOT an educational show. Join your favorite couple as Scarlet forces Ezzra to embrace the Spooky Season with some eerie stories.

Did any of these stories make your skin crawl? 

People Reveal Their Eeriest Experiences No One Believes -https://www.ranker.com/list/eerie-experiences-no-one-believes/amanda-ashley?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=snspost&pgid=128472013912354&utm_campaign=eerie-experiences-no-one-believes&fbclid=IwAR0ESHShHwoV_Qdzb58geTW7iRsqSS_PZeMXNn5vqpI3dIJ9Onp54bwi3E0

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Join Scarlet and Ezzra as they explore the mythology of Sanpaku Eyes. Naturally that leads them down the road of questionable decisions and dead bodies.

Do you have Sanpaku Eyes? If so which type do you have?

https://wakelet.com/wake/3lqnu7U94R
https://www.tofugu.com/japan/sanpaku/

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Ezzra is starting to realize what exactly Scarlet's knowledge bank really holds. Join Ezzra and Scarlet as they debate shrinking panties and lies we believe in movies.

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Inspired by one of our listeners emails, Scarlet and Ezzra explore the challenges of curb stomping shit down the drain and poop journals. 

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What's better a dick microphone or a clit microphone? Join Scarlet, Ezzra, and their guest star Ragnar as they explore the lovely world of Unpopular Opinions. 

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• Youtube - Ragnar's Table
• Twitter - @ericssonragnar

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Join Scarlet and Ezzra as they bring on their first guest host, Ragnar!

Follow Ragnar - 

• Youtube - Ragnar's Table
• Twitter - @ericssonragnar

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We're back madafakas!

What's your D&D Alignment? Everyone has a moral compass, but what that moral compass points to can be the difference between helping the little old lady cross the street or robbing her blind.

Take your D&D Alignment Test and tell us what you got!
 http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html

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What are you like in bed? Just like personality types, did you know that there are sexual personalities types too? Scarlet and Ezzra hash out who's the bigger slut and why type of sexual partner Ezzra is.

MTV's 11 Types of Sex Partners -  http://www.mtv.co.uk/life/news/11-types-of-sex-partners-youll-probably-experience-in-your-life

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Scarlet and Ezzra have shared the terrible pick up lines used on them before so this episode they try different pick up lines to see it's a hit or miss. 

What's some of the worst pick up lines you've been hit with? Or pick up lines that you've tried that were just terrible?

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Do you remember what it was like when you went under anesthesia? Has a doctor (or someone without a "license") cut you open without it? Join Ezzra and Scarlet as they share their surgery experiences. 

Have you had any surgeries? Were you awake for them? We want to know!

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• Scarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession