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NEW YORK, NY—In a dimly lit conference room deep within the bowels of the New York Federal Reserve Bank, a secret cabal of the world’s wealthiest billionaires convened Friday to plot how they could take over the world.

“We have amassed unprecedented wealth and power, and now is the time to use it to bring every nation under our control,” said Warren Buffett, who was seated at a long mahogany table with fellow billionaires Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Larry Ellison, and more than 100 other members of the elite group as they plotted their next moves on a large map of the world.

“We will not rest until every nation on earth has been brought to its knees before us. We will seize control of every government in existence. We will control all media outlets. We will control all natural resources. We will control all armies. And we will do so without anyone knowing it is happening until it is far too late!”

At press time, sources confirmed the billionaires were pouring champagne and celebrating their triumph over the rest of humanity.