Wow, attempted m— charge?! Neanderthal performed root canal?! Ear health vs audio. Eye color affects reaction time? Choose your own reality: be convinced you’re right.

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 14, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:03:33) 🗞️ Premeditated self-defense?

* (0:11:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Disavow tee

* (0:12:26) 📞 Ronnie: Chud ridiculous?

* (0:21:25) 🧐 Ronnie: Our Greatest President?

* (0:28:06) 📞 Brady, South Canada, MN; AZ

* (0:29:36) 📖 Brady: Enoch, Nephilim, Bibi (Neanderthal dentists)

* (0:37:03) 🗳️ Brady psyoped not to vote

* (0:43:15) 📞 Ryan: Apologize for being offended.

* (0:48:54) 👨🏾‍🦱 Ryan: Philly cafe sting, identified as white?

* (0:51:31) 📞 John: Chud shooting… Attempted m— charge

* (0:59:00) 🤔 John: William III what he mean…?

* (1:04:37) 🙋🏾‍♂️ John: Insults. BHI preaching.

* (1:07:20) 💬 Coffees: Cesar Chud instigating vs provoking

* (1:11:43) 💬 Eric, CBill: Danger to society

* (1:14:35) 💬 YT Supers: R we still friends?

* (1:16:25) 📞 Alex: Choose your own reality: Certain you’re right.

* (1:18:01) 🔈 Alex: Music too loud; How sound works. Talking loud.

* (1:28:14) 🗣️ Alex: Chud type stuff… need higher IQ

* (1:29:45) 📞 Allen, MI: Verdi Tuning, 432 Hz vs 440; Blue-eyed, Brown-eyed

* (1:35:30) 🔴 Anchor Baby up next

* (1:37:20) 🦷 Neanderthals wuz dentists and stuff… s/o chat

* (1:47:48) 📞 Zenny: Illegal immigration or Iran nukes?

* (1:54:19) Outro: Sorry, BuyMeACoffee tmrw?

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