The Hake Report

By James Anton Hake

James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it!

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June 08, 2026 No Need to Get Up in Arms | HAKE Mon 6/8/26
Beware & be patient with people, not fatigued. YouTuber couple’s decision. Premarital wisdom. Bank customer service.
The Hake Report, Monday, June 8, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Incidents in the world & families
* (0:06:00) Fringe theory loosely related to UN 🧐
* (0:09:45) Defend the weak? Intro
* (0:11:45) David/Ocala: Be wise and careful 📞
* (0:20:07) David: California proposals rejected
* (0:28:10) Chase/TX: Not ready 🚫
* (0:28:35) William III: Columbus. Oakland. World events. 📞
* (0:36:35) William: He was minding his own business?
* (0:40:15) Brandi/HI: “Ridgeway” YouTubers prediction 📞
* (0:48:07) Chase/TX: Modern relationships & marriage? 📞
* (0:54:42) Chuck/NJ: Bank acct problems & customer service 📞
* (1:08:32) Alex/CA: Unreasonable response to Cyrus case? 📞
* (1:11:40) Alex: Moral questions and mercy
* (1:21:33) Josh/GA: Don’t take news too seriously 📞
* (1:29:46) Superchats: Presidential quote, Nick coming up 💰
* (1:39:15) Allen/MI: Biblical teaching for marriage 📞
* (1:48:50) Brady/AZ: Jokes and kooky theories 📞
* (1:53:12) Superchats & calls tomorrow hopefully! 💰
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/8/hake-mon-6826
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/8/jlp-mon-6826
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1h 55min
June 05, 2026 Convinced You're Right | Healthcare, Texas Case, War History | HAKE Fri 6/5/26
Canada healthcare complaints. 😉 TX case: competing narratives. History buffs team up on Hake! Young people turn gov’t media “corny”!
The Hake Report, Friday, June 5, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Identity & perception-judgment
* (0:06:07) Intro: Hey, guys! Hake/JLP Promos
* (0:09:35) Michael/Canada: Hank Williams. “Honteux.” Master P. 📞
* (0:14:44) Michael: Public healthcare issues
* (0:27:32) David/Ocala/FL: Insurance & law 📞
* (0:32:34) David: Frisco, TX case. Convinced you’re right.
* (0:41:10) Daniel/TX: Spanish-American War & history 📞
* (0:55:29) Daniel: Old equipment
* (0:57:01) Ronnie/OH & Daniel: War of 1812 📞
* (1:05:20) Ronnie: Frisco, TX story; Paris situation
* (1:12:55) Jeff/LA: Maine candidate; Millenial/Zoomer influence 📞
* (1:23:04) Superchats: Don’t impose religion 💰
* (1:32:37) William III: Old equipment. Case discussion. 📞
* (1:46:46) TFS next 💰
* (1:49:18) Steve’n/MD: How it REALLY went down 📞
* (1:53:38) Outro 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/5/hake-fri-6526
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/5/jlp-fri-6526
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1h 55min
June 04, 2026 Hake AI Not Fake AI! | History, Cool Tools, Kooky Beliefs. | Thu 6/4/26
AI got Hake interested in history! Hake prefers simple tools that can get dirty. Hake defends unusual beauty standards. Hake debunks all your theories.
The Hake Report, Thursday, June 4, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Disclaimer / Trump’s call to Netanyahu
* (0:07:48) Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:10:19) Deep unease at 250 years of USA 🎥
* (0:16:17) Philippine-American War history
* (0:28:13) Brady/AZ: Boring AI history. Cool tools. Obama. 📞
* (0:36:44) Brady: Trump clip: “I’m a Christian.” Metaphorical “headlock” 🎥
* (0:40:31) Allen/MI: Actions louder than words. Explaining, losing. 📞
* (0:48:02) Allen: Joan Rivers silliness; “Run amok” origin
* (0:54:34) Superchats: John McCain flashback 💰
* (1:00:37) Cesar, Popcorn, Cool tool facts 💰
* (1:15:32) Correcting the record: Trump & Michelle💰
* (1:22:09) Conservative opinion on John Cornyn 🎥
* (1:29:35) Spencer Pratt: It’s not fun 🎥
* (1:31:47) William III: Wendy Williams, Art, Education, Obamas 📞
* (1:41:55) William: Iran deal soon?
* (1:45:16) Last Superchats 💰
* (1:51:12) Rick/VA: If L.A./CA turned red 📞
* (1:53:27) Outro 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/4/hake-thu-6426
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/4/jlp-thu-6426
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1h 55min
June 03, 2026 One Man's "Basic" is Another's "Pedantic" | Campaign Promises. Loyalty. Society. | HAKE Wed 6/3/26
Hake says Trump’s basically kept promises, but some differ. The majority likes peace and prosperity, though it falters. Can you recognize the sign of the times?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 3, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Proper appreciation.
* (0:10:00) Intro: Hey, guys!
* (0:11:00) Ronnie/OH: Call it a “smackdown”? “Pedantic.” 📞
* (0:27:04) Alex & Ronnie: Paris & what’s to come 🔥
* (0:41:48) Bobby/TX: Reality. Keeping things nice. 📞
* (0:47:47) William III: News; Grad scenes. Bad back. Primaries & gov’t. 📞
* (1:03:28) William 7: Fitness. Trade & immigration. Biblical debt practices. 📞
* (1:16:55) Superchats: Greggatron, Tory 💰
* (1:21:39) Popcorn: Would her policies matter? 💰
* (1:29:12) “Loyalty.” Sign of the times. L.A. 💰
* (1:38:09) Brady/AZ: FE, “No-spin earther” 📞
* (1:46:02) Rick/VA: Midterms dreams 📞
* (1:52:31) Popcorn: Wait and see? 💰
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/3/hake-wed-6326
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/3/jlp-wed-6326
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1h 55min
June 02, 2026 Does Hake Bend His Principles for Trump? | Generation, Heritage, Politics | HAKE Tue 6/2/26
Millennials & boomers hash it out. Does Hake bend his principles for Trump? Beware: undisciplined minds believe wrongly. Patriotic activist shakes hands with media reporter.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 2, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Fun Interaction. Boomers Are Cool.
* (0:08:33) Jake Husdon, Hey Guys! 🎶
* (0:10:01) Zenny: Bibi & Trump. Millennials vs Boomers. 📞
* (0:27:51) Zenny: US-Israeli Cooperation
* (0:34:29) Allen, 80, My Gen. Preachers. Dead Sea Event. 📞
* (0:45:34) “Chicanery” of Your Mind; UK Sad Story
* (0:52:32) Superchats for Zenny; Theoretical Dilemmas 💰
* (1:01:27) David/TX: Marty Anderson, Health Issues 📞
* (1:07:18) Brady/AZ: Israel’s Concerns. “Cows.” Generation X. 📞
* (1:18:43) William III: Foreign Policy. Domestic Issues. 📞
* (1:24:25) William: Black American Concerns; Hake’s Competitors
* (1:30:27) Coco/L.A.: Spencer Pratt & My Community. 📞
* (1:37:15) Superchats 💰
* (1:40:43) Channel 5 News Reporter’s Funny Interaction 🎥
* (1:48:21) Calls: Steve’n, Tory 📞
* (1:51:37) Last Calls: Maze, Rick 📞
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/2/hake-tue-6226
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/2/jlp-tue-6226
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1h 55min
June 01, 2026 Taking Yourself Too Seriously | Vote, Ota Benga, Affordability, Dr. Umar | HAKE Mon 6/1/26
Voting with Hake. Sad story of Ota Benga. Older guys call-in about life. Difference: “pointing out” vs complaining? Umar Johnson on Kevin Hart roast: Too serious!
The Hake Report, Monday, June 1, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Voting. Disclaimer.
* (0:09:43) Intro: Hey, guys!
* (0:10:47) Superchats: Ota Benga, Sad Story 💰
* (0:22:57) David/TX: Santiago. 1 Cor 13: 12. Life Story. 📞
* (0:37:06) Mark/FL: What’s Doxxing? Truth vs Thoughts, Anxiety 📞
* (1:09:19) David/Ocala/FL: Mad at Life. Isaiah 53. Che Ahn, JLP Guest 📞
* (1:28:06) How to Vote: Craig Huey, Google AI
* (1:34:05) Superchats: Complaining or Pointing Out Affordability? 💰
* (1:40:37) Dr. Umar Johnson: Too Serious? 🎥
* (1:47:31) MSNBC Throwback & Immigration Policy 🎥
* (1:51:40) Rick/VA: Jewish Political Concerns 📞
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/1/hake-mon-6126
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/1/jlp-mon-6126
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1h 55min
May 29, 2026 We Are All Puppets | True & False Propaganda & History | HAKE Fri 5/29/26
Children’s music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake’s puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words.
The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
* (0:08:10) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:10:30) Michael/Canada: Mary Rice Hopkins 📞
* (0:15:40) Michael: Lessons from German History
* (0:22:30) Superchats for Michael 💰
* (0:26:50) Ryan/IL: We Were Here. Trump $250. Division. 📞
* (0:42:55) Ryan: Approach to Govt, Voting.
* (0:44:40) Brady/AZ: Enoch. Giants. $250 Bill. Temple Coin. 📞
* (0:51:30) Brady: Foreign Affairs
* (0:54:05) Carver AI song... 🎶
* (0:59:35) Allen/MI: Extra-Biblical Truth? Pre-Historic America 📞
* (1:07:00) Superchats/JC: Black Historical Figures 💰
* (1:11:45) Correction on German Christian.
* (1:18:02) Coco/L.A.: Father’s “Mama Spirit” 📞
* (1:21:59) Coco: Bernie Mac
* (1:26:35) Superchats: Elitist Definitions. Pride. JLP vs Myron. 💰
* (1:39:45) Superchats: YouTube & “Coffees” 💰
* (1:45:25) Maze: Look at Yourself. Don’t Be Jealous. 📞
* (1:54:00) Outro 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/29/hake-fri-52926
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/we-are-all-puppets-true-and-false
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/29/jlp-fri-52926
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1h 55min
May 28, 2026 Root of Evil: 'Me' | Tribalism, Nebuchadnezzar, Gold & Silver, Trump-Iran | HAKE Thu 5/28/26
The evil is not “tribalism” — it’s “me.” Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible: Acknowledge God, not gold. Cultural conflicts: “Irony is lost on the stupid.” Should Trump have left Iran alone?
The Hake Report, Thursday, May 28, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer 🔴
* (0:06:18) Iran & Rocky Shore: Groan!
* (0:07:40) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:11:23) Ken/IL: “-isms”: Tribalism: Root of Evil? No, Me. 📞
* (0:16:44) Ken: History of the World 🗺️
* (0:20:23) Shawn/FL: New Fears in the World 📞
* (0:24:55) Shawn: Can’t Live w/o Christ: Ego
* (0:33:39) David/Ocala/FL: Nebuchadnezzar 📞
* (0:37:49) David: People Who Act Kooky
* (0:45:10) David: Leave Iran Alone: Let God Handle It
* (0:50:18) Meade/VA: Old Viral Video: Irony & Truth Lost 📞
* (0:58:29) Meade: Massie & Israel? How About China?
* (1:04:27) Superchats: Blame. Soy. Conspiracies. 💰
* (1:16:59) Allen/MI: David & Goliath. Gold Worship. 📞
* (1:27:23) Allen: Irony Wasted on the Simple (Oscar Wilde)
* (1:30:41) Superchats: Enhanced Charges? Accusation? Relax. 💰
* (1:41:04) Brady/AZ: Market Collapse. Buy Silver? 📞
* (1:48:14) Zenny/Canada: AIPAC Tweet. Wait & See. 📞
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/28/hake-thu-52826
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/28/jlp-thu-52826
🥊 PUNCHIE TV https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/5/27/punchie-tv-ep-089-wed-52726
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1h 55min
May 27, 2026 A Grain of Salt | Steve Hilton, Data Center Water, Prosecuting Parents | HAKE Wed 5/27/26
Story: Hake’s belligerent sifu. Two different men named Steve Hilton! AOC claim: Data center dirties water?! Teen Takeovers: Prosecute parents? Nick bans caller Tory!
The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 27, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “A grain of salt” 🧂
* (0:07:52) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:09:35) Joke: Target on Every Corner
* (0:10:43) News: Iran Update & Trump vs RINOs
* (0:15:56) Story: Belligerence: I Disclaim
* (0:19:09) Superchats: Invention & Steve Hilton Confusion 💰
* (0:31:45) News: Tulsi Resignation & AOC
* (0:35:12) Vid: AOC: Murky Water & Data Centers
* (0:41:49) Call: John (OH) - Culture, Coolness & Justice 📞
* (0:49:45) John: Data Centers, Water & Power
* (0:52:24) Call: Tory (CA) - Best Friends & AI Video 📞
* (1:00:03) Tory: Nick Bans Tory!
* (1:01:43) Call: Alex (CA) - Wheelies & Bad Influence 📞
* (1:06:06) Call: Jeff (LA) - Greenland for Data Centers? 📞
* (1:08:22) Jeff: Prom Helicopter Ride
* (1:11:46) Superchats: Teen Takeovers 💰
* (1:14:36) Superchats: Cesar Power Level 💰
* (1:18:21) Superchats: Prosecuting Parents & Massie’s Error? 💰
* (1:26:51) Call: Ardene (CO) - Prosecute Parents 📞
* (1:33:31) Ardene: AI & Water Issues
* (1:37:30) Call: Brady (AZ) - Call Me Whitebeard 📞
* (1:40:08) Superchats: Coffees & YouTube 💰
* (1:42:38) Superchats: Popcorn on Sending Sons Overseas 💰
* (1:46:32) Call: Rick (VA) - US Liberals & Israel 📞
* (1:52:25) Rick: Redistricting Drama
* (1:53:54) Closing 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/27/hake-wed-52726
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/27/jlp-wed-52726
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1h 55min
May 26, 2026 We Can Be Better, Not Bitter: Black Caucus & Homeless Help | HAKE Tue 5/26/26
Black Caucus membership threat. Scott Adams’ COVID tip: Build skills. Spencer Pratt challenges Karen Bass on homeless help. East Asian low crime. Trump critic calls-in.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 26, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (00:00) Start / Disclaimer 🔴
* (04:11) News: Iran Strike & SoCal Ocean Spray
* (06:58) Intro: Hey, Guys!
* (09:17) Tidbits: Pakistan & CBC Overview
* (15:34) Call: David (FL) on Justin Pearson
* (20:25) David: Al Pacino’s Son
* (24:22) Call: Jordan (MI) Shoutout
* (25:30) Vid: Scott Adams Content Tip
* (29:44) Vid: CA High Speed Rail Update
* (35:41) Vid: Pratt vs Bass Homeless Debate
* (46:26) Vid: East Asian Culture & Crime
* (55:16) Vid: Does Poverty Cause Crime?
* (57:55) Analysis: Jesse Write-Up on Crime
* (1:03:59) Analysis: Political Corruption Discussion
* (1:11:36) Superchats: Relationship Truths 💰
* (1:21:12) Call: Dee (NY) on Immigration
* (1:30:26) Dee: Trump Spending & Economy
* (1:34:25) Dee: Obama vs Trump Records
* (1:45:53) Dee: Drug War Root Causes
* (1:49:37) Call: Zenny on Antisemitism Task Force
* (1:54:11) Outro 👋
📝 BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/26/hake-tue-52626
🎧 SUBSTACK
📰 HAKE NEWS / JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/26/jlp-tue-52626
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