The Hake Report

Mask-off for Jesus? Explain fall, flat earthers! No evidence of “stand down” on Oct 7! Uncertain? Don’t try to figure out the truth. Losing vision, healing. Trump’s radical disagreement with the Fed.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 22, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / opening supers

* (0:08:38) Hey, guys! 🎶

* (0:11:39) Zenny: Jewish support for Bibi 📞

* (0:17:43) Zenny: Oct 7 theories, who’s the weak one?

* (0:29:28) William 7 📞

* (0:31:30) William: Letterman theories of Hake’s absence

* (0:34:15) William: Rob in NorCal, FE

* (0:35:15) Brady: fall, FE, Israel history & theories 📞

* (1:11:23) Brady: book burning

* (1:14:02) Estamos en el Norte (v. 4) 🎶

* (1:16:21) Mark, 59 📞

* (1:25:09) Mark: figuring out the truth

* (1:29:15) Mark: losing vision, getting better

* (1:31:33) James: Fuel prices 📞

* (1:42:22) Supers… Trump Fed disagreement? 💰

* (1:52:58) Rick: Tariffs 📞

* (1:56:18) Closing 💰

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/9/22/hake-tue-92226

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/375024

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/9/22/jlp-tue-92226

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I’m very rusty! Lindsay Clancy: criminally responsible, but not spiritually? Stories of anger as a kid. Netherlands’ Alfredo Goeloe didn’t steal fatbike. FE memes: Sun, atmosphere. Trump–Iran unwise?

The Hake Report, Monday, September 21, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Hake is back at long last, and rusty

* (0:06:16) Supers: Greggatron. Clancy responsible. 💰

* (0:14:09) Hey, guys! Hake strong 🎶

* (0:17:51) David: Sonya Massey cop Sean Grayson died of cancer 📞

* (0:21:32) David: Bigfoot, saw a lady ghost in theater, 1978

* (0:24:55) David: Anger can protect you.

* (0:27:37) David: Go and tell your mother. Anger as a kid

* (0:34:15) David: Memories

* (0:35:23) Brady: Bigfoot 📞

* (0:38:52) Brady: Canada strong; Greenland; Iran, finance

* (0:48:23) Supers 💰

* (0:54:40) Netherlands got their George Floyd

* (0:59:05) Rob: FE, sun gets smaller at horizon? 📞

* (1:15:06) Rob: Gravity, density, buoyancy, magnetic polarity

* (1:21:28) More Supers 💰

* (1:25:13) DJ Hardmaus Hake, then Echoes in the Keys 🎶

* (1:28:57) LYC showing beautiful Canada

* (1:31:29) Debunking FE memes 💰

* (1:39:58) John: Trump’s job? Economy? Iran? 📞

* (1:51:56) Rick 📞

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/9/21/hake-mon-92126

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/353621

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/9/21/jlp-mon-92126

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I was out a month! Co-host: Bigg Bump: Lindsay Clancy. “Epstein.” Against adoption? Jury foremen. Is Evolution compatible with the Bible? Declaration of Independence was AI?! WNBA trans controversy.

The Hake Report, Monday, September 7, 2026 AD

BIGG BUMP: instagram.com/bigg_bump - x.com/BIGG_BUMP - truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP - youtube.com/@biggbump

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Hake back after a month, with Bigg Bump

* (0:04:35) Topics: Clancy mistrial; Intelligent DNA; EBT LA Phil…

* (0:14:33) Hey, guys!

* (0:16:14) Brady: Health suggestions. 📞

* (0:23:31) Lindsay Clancy juror, insanity defense

* (0:37:39) Bigg Bump: Ladies on her side, into Epstein narrative too

* (0:46:59) Epstein: Virginia Giuffre tweeted back to Bigg Bump; Cernovich

* (0:51:07) Franklin cover-up? Blackmail theories?

* (0:56:46) Adoption, Foster care

* (1:00:19) William 7: Jury foreman 📞

* (1:09:38) Ross 📞

* (1:19:51) Supers 💰 Hake gone

* (1:29:09) Supers 💰 Evolution?

* (1:36:06) AI: Declaration of Independence? Supers 💰 Akon

* (1:39:49) JLP: Stillness is wisdom. Supers 💰

* (1:44:43) Popcorn 💰 men in WNBA?

* (1:49:02) Daniel: Scared you disappeared! Miss the Stormer! 📞

* (1:53:14) Last supers & saying goodbye 💰

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/9/7/hake-mon-9726

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/350117

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/9/7/jlp-mon-9726

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BIGG BUMP TOPICS:

Lindsay Clancy defense confirms holdout juror is male — as judge erupts on lawyer in wild courtroom outburst - NY Post

Be an example & stand alone…

The clues in human DNA that prove life had an intelligent creator, according to a medical scientist | Daily Mail Online

Next, they’ll tell us u the Earth is round…

LA Phil to Expand First-of-its-Kind EBT Program to the Hollywood Bowl for the 2027 Season, Offering $10 Tickets to LA County Residents - Hollywood Bowl dot com

EBT privilege

California leads huge nationwide spike in fast food SNAP spending with $475M - NY Post

Let’s go back to govt cheese…

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Obama’s “deportations.” America’s protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion.

The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start, The Fallen State TV, Disclaimer, Ads

* (0:13:06) Moon silhouette meme

* (0:14:18) Intro: AJ Gallardo. 🎶 s/o Get a Job

* (0:16:39) Jeff: Obama’s numbers. USA protecting world. 📞

* (0:25:34) Obama numbers per Grok

* (0:29:54) Terri: Scott Carpenter, Crytpids, Bigfoot, spiritual activity 📞

* (0:49:04) Terri: Haunting, “Am I crazy?” Parents never married, “b****rd”

* (0:53:58) Terri: Scott Carpenter Christian, Bigfoot are Nephilim

* (0:55:34) Brady: Nephilim, Giant of Kandahar, I have 150lb arrowheads 📞

* (1:05:36) Brady: .22 revolver works!

* (1:10:21) Rob: Moon meme: Plane, ISS 📞

* (1:35:04) Rob: BitChute astronaut footage

* (1:40:08) Michael & Superchats 📞

* (1:52:52) Brandi: Another Bigfooter tip 📞 Bye!

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/7/hake-fri-8726

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

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Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. “Peace is being robbed from the earth.” Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.

The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:04:45) Shoutout: Members, Modern Day-Debate 💰

* (0:06:09) Nice space drawings. Sun footage

* (0:10:02) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶

* (0:11:37) Twin Falls, ID, In-N-Out (Wikipedia)

* (0:19:01) 2013 Joe Biden on shotgun vs AR-15 🎥

* (0:21:17) Tyler in IA: Gun-free zones? Iowa, Lincoln Lewis. 📞

* (0:29:01) David: Biden the meme. Shotgun history 📞

* (0:31:56) David: Crimes in FL and elsewhere

* (0:37:23) David: 13yo daughter story; More stories, speculation

* (0:46:24) David: Peace being robbed from Earth

* (0:51:31) Brady: Quit distilled spirits, origin of term 📞

* (0:57:57) Brady: Wear it on your hip; Lake Mead, Mojave

* (1:04:53) Upbeat Americana, “It’s Time...” Thanks, Jake! 🎶

* (1:09:35) Allen: .22. Evolution. Degradation. Old days vs now 📞

* (1:24:16) Coco: Went out recently 📞

* (1:32:01) Michael: Celsius over Fahrenheit. C’mon, Jermaine! 📞

* (1:37:40) Supers & shoutouts 💰

* (1:41:47) William 7: Strayed Catholic; Children & God’s laws 📞

* (1:50:20) Rob: Planes per football field, ISS & moon 📞

* (1:54:16) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/6/hake-thu-8626

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/6/jlp-thu-8626

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AI on arson suspect. Work won’t reimburse my drink! Caller’s sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:02:58) Arson suspect, AI hallucination

* (0:13:41) Intro: Thanks, Jake! 🎶

* (0:15:16) Jermaine bought drink cuz no A/C, no reimbursement! 📞

* (0:39:46) Allen: JLP books. Voter ladies power tripping? 📞

* (0:48:56) Alex: Crack passenger windows 📞

* (0:52:53) Alex on In-N-Out shooting

* (0:58:55) Alex Sasquatch calls; Stone Cold Steve Austin

* (1:00:19) Rob: Ball moon? Falcon 9 crash? Explain that! 📞

* (1:16:58) Brady: Space, demons, broken toes, hockey 📞

* (1:35:50) Supers & chat shoutouts 💰

* (1:39:04) Coffees: Expectations on Trump. Tax news, MO, CA 💰

* (1:46:06) Popcorn: Trump leeway? BLM’s effect on the soul 💰

* (1:50:51) Shawn: Vernon Jordan: Vernon Can Read! 📞

* (1:54:17) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/5/hake-wed-8526

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/5/jlp-wed-8526

🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/8/5/punchie-tv-ep-099nbsp

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YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? “Zenny Tuesday”: Hake won’t take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Very rough start / Disclaimer

* (0:05:29) Popcorn: BLM support? Deny Christ? AI info?

* (0:07:51) Duplicitous Iran? Reflecting Pool fail?

* (0:15:45) Intro: Good morning, James! 🎶

* (0:16:51) Zenny: Tariff refunds; Trump, Biden, Obama immigration 📞

* (0:40:15) Brandon: You won’t take a stance 📞

* (1:01:15) Cal: Patience. History. Christianity. 📞

* (1:11:16) Cal: Odyssey?

* (1:14:17) Supers: Never BLM? Illegal fact check. 💰

* (1:26:19) Anthony: Aisha my fave Muslim told on Muhammad 📞

* (1:35:27) Anthony: Miracle marriage? Joseph Smith. Polygamy?

* (1:39:39) Anthony: Satisfied with Trump

* (1:40:57) Brady: Don’t defend Muhammad & Lindsey Graham 📞

* (1:50:20) John in KY: You think Trump can do no wrong, he has an ego 📞

* (1:53:38) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/4/hake-tue-8426

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/4/jlp-tue-8426

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It’s August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q’s. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?

The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:04:21) Intro: Hey, guys!

* (0:08:36) Alex: mosquito burgers 🦟

* (0:13:35) Alex: Sasquatch calls 🫈

* (0:15:38) News: anti-weaponization fund and weaponization history

* (0:21:15) Brady: Bigfoot call. 📞

* (0:29:40) David: “Snake” found “Dack”; Capricorn One 📞

* (0:38:33) David shoutout to men who built bridges, buildings

* (0:43:42) News.... Greece

* (0:46:56) SpaceX rocket to crash into the moon 🌖

* (0:52:55) Bobby: Moon rang like a bell. Antarctica conspiracies 📞

* (0:58:11) Bobby: Men’s History: Floyd-inspired bodycams

* (1:06:41) X live finally smh

* (1:08:01) Popcorn: BLM confusion 💰

* (1:16:43) Jamie on control and George Floyd tee 💰

* (1:19:28) Hessian Hyena: 💰

* (1:26:22) Belgian Malinois 🐕

* (1:32:45) John: James 1 out of 10. Alex: 8. 📞

* (1:34:28) John: War with Iran: Trump in over his head?

* (1:41:53) Naysayers don’t know! Bibi may be right. Boomers too!

* (1:46:19) Popcorn follow-up on BLM & JLP 💰

* (1:48:41) Rick: Church topic: If someone spit in your face 📞

* (1:53:53) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/3/hake-mon-8326

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/3/jlp-mon-8326

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Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth?

The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:01:30) Super surge in spain 💰

* (0:13:34) Intro: Hey, guys! Arachnophobia, Tarantula Hawk 🎶

* (0:17:06) Mr. Pink: Dr. Fauci 📞

* (0:32:09) Mr. Pink: Tyler Robinson

* (0:36:55) Mr. Pink: Hake conspiracies

* (0:38:47) Bobby: Muhammad defense, Aisha 📞

* (0:45:58) Bobby: Charlie Kirk’s “friend”

* (0:49:12) Bobby: SAVE Act, US-Israel collab

* (0:51:31) David: Muslims, Gov’t, Ladies 📞

* (0:57:05) David: Led Zeppelin story. RIP John Bonham

* (0:59:55) David: Jerry “Mad Dog” Shriver; David “The Ghost” Casper

* (1:02:23) David: Father, wife, six children; American Way

* (1:05:13) David: Fauci pleading the 5th, “caring”

* (1:08:36) David: Obama era Great Depression

* (1:09:32) David: 5th grade friend story; review

* (1:14:38) Supers 💰

* (1:18:18) CLIP: Future Prez on AI 🎥

* (1:20:28) Super continue

* (1:24:55) CLIP: Hero lifeguard video 🎥

* (1:26:51) Popcorn: Defunded the police?

* (1:30:40) Popcorn: Breitbart

* (1:32:58) Other supers... TFS next

* (1:38:09) Rob: Kary B Mullis 📞

* (1:41:07) Rob: FE: Sun & moon. Charlie Kirk: “alive”?

* (1:44:08) Ronnie: Spheres? Jesus’ prayer. Thomas Paine 📞

* (1:48:21) Brady: Love Grandpas & Palestinians, Fauci 📞

* (1:51:49) Allen: JLP. Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz. NOT Newton! 📞

* (1:54:42) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/31/hake-fri-73126

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/31/jlp-fri-73126

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Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. “Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys.” Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt’s crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls.

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:02:41) X started late. FE disk (spelling?) YT member emoji sticker

* (0:06:30) WHM... Jake Hudson, Ella Langley, Colin Gray

* (0:11:01) Intro: Jake! Hey, guys! JLP shops

* (0:13:40) Michael: Why is the sun big in Africa, small in Canada? 📞

* (0:21:20) Michael: Israel & peace deals? Trump’s dilemma.

* (0:29:03) Michael: Epstein files; Comparison Trump vs 100 years ago

* (0:31:13) Michael: 10 years ago vs today: Cynical now

* (0:39:04) Michael: Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) quote

* (0:40:27) John/KY: WHM 📞

* (0:46:44) Supers: Michael FE 💰

* (0:50:42) Eric & Jamie: Lifeguard, Chili dog, JLP song 💰

* (0:58:42) Popcorn: MAGA divide Covid 💰

* (1:04:15) William III: Middle East, s/o women in history 📞

* (1:14:52) William III on the Pacific coast events

* (1:16:46) Brady: Mehiho, Iran update 📞

* (1:25:24) Brady: different generations

* (1:34:10) Supers: Hake tees 💰

* (1:39:20) Colin Gray sentenced 15 years for son’s crime

* (1:42:46) William 7: eight inches per mile squared 📞

* (1:53:39) Outro 👋

📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/30/hake-thu-73026

🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/30/jlp-thu-73026

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