Callers vent about Israel, Iran war, and white Americans. Is Islam closer to Christianity than Judaism? Can a brother walk in the suburb with a boombox without fear?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 17, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:06:00) 🎶 Hey, guys

* (0:07:51) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Stop supporting Trump

* (0:10:34) Z: Muslims’ vs Jews’ belief about Jesus

* (0:14:35) Z: Muslims closer to Christianity

* (0:16:13) Z: Mark Levin and Trump

* (0:22:09) Z: Israel birthrates… Family and culture

* (0:30:16) Z: Torpedoed a ship off India; Girls’ school, daughters of IRGC

* (0:35:32) Z: Super: Muslims … women’s treatment

* (0:39:29) 📞 RYAN, IL: Trump forgetting why we voted for him

* (0:46:24) R: Bibi, Trump, loving Israel… “compromised”

* (0:49:10) R: Y’all ain’t [acting] human, but evil!

* (0:54:10) R: Why no term limits? Trump is overwhelmed

* (0:56:46) R: Judging by character?

* (0:58:17) R: Walking in your neighborhood

* (1:01:40) 💬 Coffees… Mike, Greggatron

* (1:05:13) 💬 Coffee: Heat… on Trump wins

* (1:08:53) 💬 Coffee: Ronnie … Jesus and Christianity and race? Polk

* (1:15:15) 💬 Coffees: Cesar: which women … DR vs Israel

* (1:22:39) 💬 Coffees: Chris… Supers…

* (1:26:12) 📞 JEFF, LA: USA No. 1 GDP. Truth about the slave trade

* (1:28:31) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: Iran women education contradiction

* (1:32:55) A: Shalom and Salem; ‘Isa and Yasu’

* (1:35:29) A: Muhammad not in Torah. The Comforter. s/o Omar… Jesus/Esau

* (1:39:59) A: Koran, the Bible, the “Word of God,” and talking to Muslims

* (1:41:52) A: Ramadan from polytheist Sabians…?

* (1:45:00) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Centurion on Jesus, Ephraim tribe in Israel

* (1:49:05) 📞 RICK, VA: Different neighborhoods. Chick-Fil-A

* (1:52:44) 📞 WILLIAM III: Nothing means nothing! Gas prices in neighborhoods

* (1:54:21) Outro

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Identity is an idol. Jesus’ color is a silly argument. Muslims’ false belief about Christ? Jesse Jackson’s “celebration of life” turned to political griping! “DEI” fact check from Marc Lamont Hill.

The Hake Report, Monday, March 16, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start: Rumble: Iran vs protesters? Disclaimer

* (0:05:28) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:30) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Should be way past Jesus’ color

* (0:11:39) D: Races got together in OT; Diversity today

* (0:14:10) D: Iranians, Muslim belief about Jesus; Deerborn; Israel

* (0:17:55) D: Buddha in house?

* (0:22:27) D: Dream about the war hitting America, woman asked car detailed

* (0:23:28) D: Revelation 4, Jesus as God

* (0:24:59) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Trump all we got, though he’s controlled

* (0:26:14) M: Muslims, Jews, and Christians: Shroud of Turin; false gods

* (0:30:10) M: We made them Christian… a war on us…

* (0:34:27) 📞 WILLIAM III: Temptation to think race

* (0:36:22) W: Creole is black … Jesus speculation… “Get a life.”

* (0:41:36) W: Jesse Jackson Jr. on Clinton… Who’s new leader?

* (0:46:14) W: Wanting successful people to fail

* (0:48:06) 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: 250 anniversary

* (0:50:39) M: Not a funeral, a celebration of life to complain about Trump?

* (0:57:13) M: DEI is not the Iran war… Complaining vs appreciating

* (1:04:44) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Buddha, hummingbird statues; graven images

* (1:09:46) A: Price of slavery… African civilization enriched…

* (1:15:30) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Making color and arguments idol; Marriages

* (1:21:33) B: Islam and anti-Christ… K—ing people

* (1:28:15) 💬 Supers / Rumble Rants: Celebration, “American”

* (1:33:40) 💬 Coffees: Anthony, Eric, Gregg, Chris on hail, Cesar

* (1:43:10) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on Harvard and Sinners, Cesar on Jesus and color; Carver on Trump and Israel

* (1:53:13) 🚫 OOPS, Sorry, Frederick! END

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Do many whites think Jesus was white? Why black Americans are more “into” race. Should we be more concerned about children than adults, in war?

The Hake Report, Friday, March 13, 2026 AD

CLIP: Who Cares About the School if Kids Go to Heaven Anyway? (Totally Kidding) YouTube | Rumble | BitChute

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:05:44) 🎶 Hey, you guys!

* (0:08:12) 💬 Supers I’d missed… TP roll in the toilet. Iran uranium.

* (0:15:23) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Ridin’ Dirty. Gummy “addict.” Manu Militari rapper.

* (0:19:59) M: French Canadian … Rooster

* (0:23:11) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Godfather: HW.

* (0:24:17) R: Non-white Jesus

* (0:32:11) R: Blacks are more into race…

* (0:39:05) R: Race matters on earth, not in Heaven

* (0:42:05) R: Is it a war, William III?

* (0:44:57) R: More concerned about children than adults? Tony Montana, Scarface, CNN

* (0:51:08) 📞 WILLIAM III: Old Dominion, Michigan synagogue

* (0:54:39) W III: Little girl died … bashing

* (0:58:55) 📞 MAZE, OH… he’s not white

* (1:02:58) M: Glee making people mad? Or making them think?

* (1:07:08) M: Need to teach people not to hate…

* (1:08:13) 📞 JEFF, LA: Heaven and color of God

* (1:11:10) 🗒️ Mojtaba Khamenei coma? Disfigured?

* (1:12:48) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Digital watch, circadian rhythm. Punchie’s Coffee. Meds, govt regs.

* (1:16:30) A: All under oppression: Property tax, debt slavery, Christian BHI

* (1:21:05) 📞 JOHN, KY: Jesus, what is “olive skinned”?

* (1:26:18) J: Bibi; Did you think of Jesus’ color, Ronnie?

* (1:30:13) 📞 ALEX, CA: Catholics and Satanists, worship the mother?

* (1:32:18) A: Jesus’ face cannot be seen, light-skinned; What should we like?

* (1:33:44) 📞 TERRI, OR: Jesus is Irish! “Millionaire’s tax” in WA

* (1:38:25) 💬 Supers… Brandi, B-day boy, Terri

* (1:39:49) 💬 Coffees… Greggatron, Eric

* (1:43:27) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn, Eric, Mike, Cesar

* (1:49:37) 💬 Rumble Rants: “girls school” in IRAN?

* (1:52:53) 📞 JAIME, MN: I’d bow to black Jesus

* (1:54:11) Outro

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Take even Trump with a grain of salt. Bowing to African Jesus: A liberal question? Maze mentions the late great Stepin Fetchit and Kash Patel’s eyes.

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 12, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:08:42) 💬 Popcorn: Energy prices promise lie

* (0:09:04) 💬 Cesar: Would you bow to African Jesus? What if?

* (0:11:22) 💬 Eric: AI

* (0:12:42) 💬 Eric: Women, men

* (0:17:30) 💬 Mike: Forgot to pay assurance

* (0:18:17) 💬 Eric: Tate solution

* (0:20:38) 🎶 Hey, guys! 💬 Cesar shirt

* (0:22:48) 💬 Super: Predicting 9/11-style “Iran” attack

* (0:23:12) 🎶 Hold on… “Estamos en el Norte (v 3, Suno AI music)

* (0:26:25) 📞 JEFF, LA: Trump on Iran, 1980

* (0:27:51) 📞 WILLIAM 7: No s— 7 years, anger. Star Trek, Spock. “Go boldly.”

* (0:30:24) W 7: War or operation?

* (0:34:00) 🎥 W 7: CLIP: Excursion and war, per Trump

* (0:36:06) W 7 explains

* (0:37:18) W 7: Black and white Jesus doesn’t matter, Rainbow, Wizard of Oz

* (0:41:08) 🗣️ WILLIAM 7 vs ANTHONY, SoCal: Bow to God only, not Jesus?

* (0:46:00) W7 vs A: If he’s black would you bow? Liberal Q?

* (0:50:37) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: RIP actors; War in Iran

* (0:57:20) W III: The school struck… children pull on emotions…

* (1:02:50) 💬 Super: Fake Iran school photos?!

* (1:04:09) 💬 Popcorn on grain of salt and why Trump

* (1:10:48) 📞 MAZE, OH: Don’t have to look like you

* (1:14:04) M: Mark Levin: Trump is the first Jewish president

* (1:19:00) M: Stepin Fetchit

* (1:22:55) 💬 M: Super: Trump saved us from 2 women presidents

* (1:26:50) Kristi Noem reassigned

* (1:28:26) 🚫 ARDENE, CO, not there

* (1:28:40) 📞 RYAN, IL, cussing

* (1:29:28) Anchor Baby, Shoutouts

* (1:32:32) 📞 RYAN: Angry callers, who believe in God? History…

* (1:36:56) R: Iran, who cares. I care about home.

* (1:39:03) R: Would you be for it if you were Iranian? Are we soft?

* (1:41:15) R: Is your show to help people?

* (1:45:15) R: Get you a girl?

* (1:46:43) 💬 R: Super: Beginning of the day?

* (1:47:52) 💬 Popcorn: Trump Truth on Thomas Massie primary

* (1:51:44) 💬 CSAL: cracking myself up; that shirt ain’t it

* (1:52:24) 📞 RICK, VA: Throw out “colonizers,” become dictators

* (1:54:13) Outro

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Stereotypes: Smoke alarms vs wash cloths. Pop culture smears the South. Why is questioning the H— illegal? Support Nick and Israel? Would you bow to Jesus? Is he black?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 AD

CLIP: John Grisham's 'A Time to Kill' Reversed Racial Roles?! (6-min) YouTube - Rumble

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:17) 💬 Rumble Rant: Smoke Alarm

* (0:06:33) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:09:35) 📞 JOHN, KY: trolling about wash cloths, smelling like dogs

* (0:12:43) 🚫 Meade, VA

* (0:13:13) 📞 DAVID, TX: Kristi Noem, $220M immigration ads

* (0:19:02) D: Chappelle

* (0:20:20) 📞 BRANDON, KS: KC fake schools, chirp on calls; abuse

* (0:27:13) 📞 MEADE, VA: portrayal of white southerners; “A Time to Kill”

* (0:33:41) 📞 HADEN, TX: Hygiene; Yahshua; Nothing to be proud of

* (0:38:48) H: H— denial laws in Europe, Canada, Australia …

* (0:50:24) H: Shroud of Turin

* (0:56:26) 🗒️ Shroud depicted a white or Arab or Sephardic man?

* (0:57:48) 📞 MARK, L.A.: German LGBTQ, Antifa; History: Rockwell

* (1:00:54) M: Support NJF and Israel?!

* (1:04:34) M: Crusades, Sign of cross “antisemitic”?

* (1:05:39) M: Ryan, riots bashing cops; people turn on you

* (1:08:25) M: Netanyahu, Lindsey Graham, Iran war, Israel

* (1:13:09) M: Islamists or Zionists

* (1:14:20) M: IDF stand down, Oct 7? Guilt

* (1:16:15) 📞 ALEX, CA: AI conscious or just liberal? Fruit fly

* (1:20:08) A: Using AI tool, gas $6/gallon

* (1:21:05) A: Women’s History Month, easy life

* (1:22:07) 💬 Shoutouts

* (1:23:56) 💬 Supers: Brandi, prophecy

* (1:25:39) 💬 Super: How to love enemies.

* (1:27:29) 💬 Coffees… Mike

* (1:29:50) 💬 Eric… Identity is false

* (1:31:42) 💬 Coffees… Cesar, Eric on women

* (1:33:35) 💬 Coffee: Anthony, Eric on sin, ego

* (1:35:39) 💬 Coffee: Ronnie, Everblazer

* (1:39:02) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Would you bow? Gotcha questions; Jesus

* (1:44:39) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Senate race: Talarico, Paxton, Cornyn

* (1:48:50) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Logical fallacies. CALL TMRW!

* (1:51:56) 💬 Supers/Coffees… IOU (Pilled, etc.)

* (1:54:13) Outro

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History with no agenda? “Jesus was a POC.” Isn’t it a stupid question, whether Hake took the $7K? “No other President” can do what Trump does!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 9, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:24) 🚫 I disclaim. St— Q? Babbling

* (0:04:53) 🎶 Hey, guys! Raven vs Crow

* (0:06:55) 📞 HADEN, TX: H— numbers per Rockwell: no “agenda”

* (0:12:05) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Star/Triangle patches… de-lousing

* (0:15:14) A: Pilate washed his hands of Jesus’ punishment

* (0:18:29) 🗣️ JOHN, KY vs ALLEN: Jesus was a POC. Israelites.

* (0:26:40) J & A: Bow to a black Jesus? Color matters in heaven and on earth…

* (0:31:12) ALLEN: Who are the oppressors?

* (0:33:43) Coffees: Michael

* (0:37:21) Coffee: Greggatron

* (0:39:40) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Charlie K; N—, Communists;

* (0:43:03) MARK: 💬 Would you bow to a black Jesus?

* (0:46:42) M: Stupid Question

* (0:49:50) M 💬 Supers: Kevin Ally… other mess

* (0:54:48) 📞 WILLIAM III

* (1:02:27) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn mess

* (1:06:16) 📞 RICK, VA: Epstein hype; Jesus’ color mess

* (1:11:46) R: Baltimore mayor use of funds; progressive Christian Talarico

* (1:17:34) 📞 JEFF, LA: White is a color; Trump 🎥 No other president. SAVE Act: 20M

* (1:22:30) 📞 ART, OH: Trump hired Kristi Noem spending

* (1:30:05) A: Deportation and immigration

* (1:35:08) A: JD Vance … CIS Org

* (1:38:17) 💬 Popcorn: Black Santa and Jesus…

* (1:42:34) 📞 RYAN, IL: Iran war… Will Israel turn on us?

* (1:51:01) R: If black Americans left… Show appreciation!

* (1:53:42) Outro 💬 007… callers

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History denial/propaganda. Quit 30 days: “monkey on your back!” Iran school bombed near base? Jesse Jackson funeral: No politics, please?

The Hake Report, Monday, March 9, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:31) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:04:46) 📞 HADEN, TX: Aztlán

* (0:09:37) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: H— denial? Deny other things!

* (0:19:21) D: Know-it-all… Getting facts right… Men and women

* (0:24:51) 🗣️ MARK, CA, & DAVID: H— used for guilt; Gummy bear stop month…

* (0:27:53) M & D: Jesus and J’s spirit, not our friends

* (0:31:41) M & D: “Forgive them,” but recognize; Almanac hw; Z— Christian

* (0:37:20) M & D: Iran war? Israel history

* (0:44:23) M & D: 30 days. Muslim people… Last word, Mark

* (0:46:24) DAVID: Heaven

* (0:47:07) 📞 JAIME, MN: Ally, my rabbi, “dummy,” wood doors?

* (0:51:25) J: Iran propaganda… pallets of cash… Our Future Prez…

* (0:58:23) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: H—, anger, fear, false guilt

* (1:04:42) Z: Charlie Kirk on Iran April 2025; If Trump nuked Tehran?

* (1:11:37) Z: Balance of power?

* (1:15:16) Z: Prediction…

* (1:16:49) 📞 JEFF, LA: Jesse Jackson funeral; Jr. leave politics at home

* (1:19:16) J: Trump isn’t controlled: Venezuela, Iran, exposing China weakness

* (1:22:55) Jesse Jackson, Jr.

* (1:26:38) 💬 Supers/Coffees… Bass, Gas masks

* (1:29:39) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Iran war, 1 week in. Don’t worry.

* (1:37:43) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Appreciation for civilized countries; Mark appreciation; 30 days to break a habit

* (1:42:42) R: Weakening men…

* (1:46:05) R: Obama, Biden, Kamala; Jesse Jackson shaking the apple tree

* (1:47:20) 💬 Coffees: Cesar, Popcorn … END

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5 things to know for March 9: Iran’s new leader, Oil prices, Airport delays, NYC mayor explosive, Utah murder trial

In the news today: Iran names a new supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, after his father and predecessor was killed at the start of the war; what the latest numbers show about the U.S. economy under President Donald Trump; and Russia’s cautious stance as the Iran war escalates. Also, Punch the monkey is growing up.

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European Israelites? Kristi Noem gossip. Markwayne Mullin vs union “thug”? Be a better father? The high-IQ direct line to Trump? (s/o DC Talk, Weds too)

The Hake Report, Friday, March 6, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:04:19) Chris Foote, TFS, Super from Harmony

* (0:06:05) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:08:05) Abraham Accords?

* (0:13:01) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Israel name change, forgotten, bad figs…

* (0:23:10) A: How do you figure Jesus told us to care?

* (0:28:14) A: white and Jewish people, brothers?

* (0:32:24) A: My 20s, worldly, entertainment

* (0:34:55) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Fired Kristi Noem…

* (0:44:28) R: Trump midterms?

* (0:48:31) spring forward

* (0:50:17) 📞 JEFF, LA Markwayne Mullin vs Sean O’Brien

* (0:55:11) 📞 DONOVAN, Denver, CO: Become a better father, husband

* (1:06:41) 📞 JAIME, MN: Israel, productive, unlike Canada

* (1:11:20) J: Values, white like BHI, reticular activating notions, training

* (1:13:31) 📞 WILLIAM 7: IQ

* (1:21:44) 💬 Supers / Coffees: Counseling abuse, Angry callers, Islam, etc.

* (1:27:11) 💬 Supers: Greggatron

* (1:28:14) 💬 Cesar: Documentary banned

* (1:30:53) 💬 Popcorn: gossip, rumors, Trump? true propaganda?

* (1:34:36) 💬 Cbill… Trump disagreement, Politics, Crazy

* (1:39:30) 💬 Cesar: Direct line to Trump?

* (1:41:35) 📞 BRANDI, HI: black female Muslim gal won in NC

* (1:48:49) 💬 Super: Type Stuff

* (1:50:08) 💬 Coffee: CBill

* (1:50:48) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Kristi Noem was OK. Try clean 1-mo; Women-men Q

* (1:54:34) Outro

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Concern-trolling Iran war. Our Future Prez and Our Greatest Prez love America. CA and TX: Aztlán? Ever had a torta? Were WWII Allies Antifa?

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 5, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:06:23) 📞 MIT, Australia: Countries won’t help us with Iran!

* (0:15:15) M: Why is your mind so busy?

* (0:20:16) M: I love you, mate…

* (0:21:00) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Why CNN?

* (0:23:50) W III: Arab nations supporting Israel vs Iran

* (0:26:24) W III: China, Russia, Iran? Black American groups

* (0:30:49) W III: Putin…

* (0:32:25) 📞 HADEN, TX: NJF: Vote Dem? Protest over Iran War

* (0:38:07) H: Midterms ‘26, Our Future Prez is heard.

* (0:40:21) H: X: CNN: Trump better than Obama, W. Bush?!

* (0:44:21) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Women? R—ism or character? Work: I’m not the stereotype

* (0:49:25) C: Holland celebrating Ramadan

* (0:53:12) 💬 Coffees: Cesar

* (0:55:31) 💬 Coffees: Chris, Cesar again

* (0:58:48) 💬 Coffees: Chris, Marc on Tucker, Cesar on deist vs atheist

* (1:02:47) 📞 HECTOR, L.A.: Aztlan, Mexicans taking over …

* (1:10:16) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Jewish neighborhood in L.A., no anger? Pico…

* (1:16:00) W 7: Saudi Arabia, Muslim and Catholic garb, black

* (1:20:09) 📞 BRIAN, MO: Antifa co-opted WWII

* (1:29:35) 📞 ARDENE, CO: WHM, Georgia O’Keefe, Hedy Lamarr

* (1:33:04) A: WWII history, shocked.

* (1:34:22) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Obesity in Mexico… Coming to America

* (1:37:36) M: WWII correcting the record…?

* (1:41:52) M: Tortas…

* (1:42:35) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Auschwitz, Poland

* (1:46:05) S: Don’t let W III tell you what to do.

* (1:47:00) S: Iran vs USA…

* (1:50:56) 💬 Rumble Rants…

* (1:53:40) 💬 YouTube Supers … OOPS! End

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Is America Babylon? Bad to mock a stutter? Are drugs Christian? Iran or Mexico: Who’s worse for America? Hadiths: Muhammad’s water miracle.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:47) Man of his word

* (0:07:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! … Wall Goin Up

* (0:10:03) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Mocking stutters; BHI prophecies? Israel

* (0:18:59) D: Supporting Israel? Netanyahu? CA mileage tax?

* (0:21:22) D: USA Babylon? Raised Christian? Do you know Jesus?

* (0:26:32) 📞 MARK: Mexico or Iran? Bashing Anchor Baby, Jeff, LA

* (0:31:26) M: Ego mess

* (0:34:40) M: Iran war… Interruption

* (0:36:49) M: Pot vs Christianity

* (0:43:39) M: Israeli DNA test for Abraham…?

* (0:45:43) M: Will Iran War help or hurt?

* (0:48:13) M: Pat Buchanan, Ezola Foster…

* (0:51:17) M 💬 Chris: China, Fentanyl, Iran

* (1:02:18) 💬 Cesar : God name

* (1:07:30) 💬 Mike: Trump controlled by Israel?

* (1:10:15) 🎥 Rubio, Trump

* (1:13:16) 💬 Anthony on Aisha

* (1:19:19) 💬 Cesar: Dr— vs P—t

* (1:20:35) 💬 Pilled and Coffee: Iran threatened Trump?!

* (1:22:28) 📞 ALLEN, MI: America is Babylon? Personal attacks; Dr—

* (1:29:33) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Muhammad squirted water between his fingers, per Hadiths

* (1:33:59) W 7: Mormons’ … black people

* (1:37:37) 💬 Supers: Trump quote re: sh—t… Babble on

* (1:39:00) 💬 Popcorn: Trump, Spain, sugar, caffeine

* (1:47:01) 📞 BRIAN, MO: Fascist regimes… My grandpa

* (1:50:21) 📞 ROBERT, KS: Caffeine, P—; Babylon, Gilgamesh; Iran

* (1:52:41) 📞 JAIME, MN: Israel v productive; stop blaming, save money

* (1:54:11) Outro

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