The Hake Report

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The Hake Report episodes

July 01 Ayyy, Best Month 💪🏻 🇺🇸 | Birthright Citizenship, Boomer Appreciation, Culture | HAKE Wed 7/1/26
Birthright citizenship: Is it working? Did Clarence Thomas imply something about the homeless? Boomers have some wisdom. Cultural identity inhibits understanding. Were Dems better pre-Civil Rights?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 1, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
* (0:05:54) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:08:09) Ronnie: Justice Thomas’ weird dissent 📞
* (0:27:50) Ronnie: Is 14A interpretation “sane”?
* (0:35:47) Brady: Children of Immigrants 📞
* (0:50:11) David: Trouble in the land. Aging. Policy. 📞
* (1:03:31) David: boomers and wisdom
* (1:11:28) Superchats 💰
* (1:17:27) Ego is Real: What did we expect? AI: What about the homeless? 💰
* (1:24:21) Pilled: People’s perspectives & upbringing: Larry David 💰
* (1:31:45) Rick in AL. No anger. Immigration. 📞
* (1:54:05) Closing
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/1/hake-wed-7126
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HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/1/jlp-wed-7126
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1 hr 55 min
June 30 The So-Called “Supreme Court” 😤 | Citizenship, European Film, Protection Laws | HAKE Tue 6/30/26
Supreme Court: Birthright citizenship upheld. Charlie Kirk case. German film: What’s its purpose? “Epstein nietspe” joke. Rent stabilization policy. Jesse coin: Support BOND.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 30, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “Supreme” Court
* (0:08:04) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:10:09) Zenny: Kooky beliefs 📞
* (0:21:01) Zenny on Ericka and rebelling
* (0:27:55) Zenny: That European film, theories
* (0:42:51) Zenny: Trump is nice to Haitians
* (0:48:01) William: Movie critique. Defined by what you do. 📞
* (0:58:15) Allen: Hollywood’s historical impact 📞
* (1:05:25) Allen: God warns us. Quantrill’s Raid, 1863
* (1:14:58) Allen: Does Hake recommend it?
* (1:16:30) Superchats 💰
* (1:19:54) Cesar: Epstein nietspe 💰
* (1:23:58) Popcorn: Rent policy continued 💰
* (1:30:29) Popcorn: Candy with medicine metaphor 💰
* (1:35:15) Silver coin 🪙
* (1:40:07) Aaron: data centers? 📞
* (1:50:55) Aaron: Complaint about complaining
* (1:52:00) Callers I can’t get to. Last superchats
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/30/hake-tue-63026
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/30/jlp-tue-63026
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1 hr 55 min
June 29 Last Call for July Haters 🇺🇸 | Immigration, World Politics, Space & Globe | HAKE Mon 6/29/26
The presidential voice of reason. Are they going to remove Trump from office? Saturn's rings and north pole. Should we not go to space? Rent stabilization? India Muslim caller's ideas for society.
The Hake Report, Monday, June 29, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
* (0:04:37) News... Over-dramatization
* (0:13:51) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:16:45) No more kids in cages…
* (0:20:37) Donald Trump on Communism in America
* (0:24:15) Our Future President, the voice of reason, like Trump
* (0:29:15) Bobby: Nick Matao, raised by a Samoan 📞
* (0:34:34) Bobby: Netanyahu. America could be loved.
* (0:59:14) Frederick: No July, no Hokit 📞
* (1:03:48) Frederick: Trump’s next move: removal?
* (1:12:22) Allen: Saturn’s north pole, going to space 📞
* (1:26:15) Superchats: REAL Tim Scott, not the RINO 💰
* (1:29:00) Popcorn question: Rent control 💰
* (1:37:29) Muhammad, India: Theo-tech-ocracy 📞
* (1:43:30) Muhammad: Free Criticism and Questioning
* (1:50:00) Muhammad: Muslims’ beliefs on loaning, interest
* (1:53:21) Superchats for tomorrow 💰
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/29/hake-mon-62926
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/29/jlp-mon-62926
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1 hr 55 min
June 26 Maybe We Should Just Be Peaceful | Back Pain, 988, Touch Trees, Word of God | HAKE Fri 6/26/26
Discussion on back pain, exercise, stretching, foot exercise. Trump brings back 988’s LGBTQ option 3. Epoch Times “communism” post. Word of God, a “two-edged sword.”
The Hake Report, Friday, June 26, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer
* (0:05:54) Hey, guys! 🎶 Preview of superchats
* (0:11:00) Jermaine: Back pain & age 📞
* (0:27:04) Coco: Stretching. Fathers, Michael, Van Halen 📞
* (0:37:46) Ryan: 988 hotline. Anunnaki. Ego. 📞
* (0:53:31) Ryan: Eatherly. Karmelo.
* (0:55:34) Allen: Touch trees. 📞
* (0:59:06) Country Rap Hake 🎶
* (1:04:46) Superchats catching up 💰
* (1:20:47) Trump Epoch Times/NDT on communism 🎥
* (1:25:58) Brady: AI, Encyclopedia, history, Jesus 📞
* (1:39:35) TFS up next 💰
* (1:41:04) Eric: Step on roots. Word of God “sword” 📞
* (1:46:24) Peace rather than fighting
* (1:52:51) Closing 💰
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/26/hake-fri-62626
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
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1 hr 55 min
June 25 Ready for Religion | Azzmador. Vikings. Right-Wing Film. Canada the Canary. | HAKE Thu 6/25/26
Learning old words & history with Hake & callers. Practical religion. Catholics tamed the Vikings! New vigilante film out, “banned” by Germany. Call from overseas w/ Viber! Nimrod, Noah’s descendent.
The Hake Report, Thursday, June 25, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
* (0:06:00) Azzmador’s description; British slang
* (0:11:40) Intro: Hey, guys! Jake Husdon
* (0:15:00) Denny/Bulgaria: Wiser today? Religious practicality 📞
* (0:42:32) Allen: Roman-centric history. Mamas. Anger. 📞
* (0:53:55) Superchats: Counseling at BOND 💰
* (1:03:07) Zenny: New film. Bill C9. Regina Call to Prayer. 📞
* (1:18:39) William III: Chicago. Marines. 📞
* (1:28:05) Viber app: Call from overseas: 001-888-775-3773
* (1:30:19) Superchats: Righteous anger, Flag Explanation
* (1:39:04) Brady the bashing babbler 📞
* (1:48:08) William 7: Nimrod the hunter 📞
* (1:54:09) Outro: Remiss on last Superchats 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/25/hake-thu-62526
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HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/25/jlp-thu-62526
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1 hr 55 min
June 24 Thoughts Are the Devil | Montreal Manifesto, Victim Identity, "Hypergamy" | HAKE Wed 6/24/26
Poe: Believe nothing you hear, half what you see. Montreal suspect: A warning against the darkness of thoughts. Calls: cultural Christians’ interesting takes on society and marriage.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 24, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
* (0:03:02) Support BOND 💰
* (0:07:50) Trump, Reflecting Pool, UK new social media policy?
* (0:13:51) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:15:43) Jeff: Juneteenth and Father’s Day 📞
* (0:18:23) Identity from tragedy, outward focus
* (0:25:29) Michael: Jambalaya (on the Bayou). French-Canadian Catholic 📞
* (0:32:27) Michael: white Christian heritage and history
* (0:37:31) Michael: Montreal police and dangers
* (0:46:25) Michael: Jesse’s right: Thoughts are the Devil
* (0:48:54) M Tracey has the facts
* (0:56:55) Superchats for Michael 💰
* (1:00:49) Estamos en el Norte v1 (Hake AI) 🎶
* (1:03:53) Jermaine on Canada incident & solutions 📞
* (1:13:08) Brady: Democrats 📞
* (1:15:48) William III: Juneteenth holiday. 250 years USA 📞
* (1:25:38) Brady’s back 🌎
* (1:32:43) Al on men in society; polygamy, responsibility 📞
* (1:44:50) Last Superchats: Advice 💰
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/24/hake-wed-62426
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HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/24/jlp-wed-62426
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1 hr 56 min
June 23 Mama "Fairness" | Refugee Policy, Juneteenth, Progressives | HAKE Tue 6/23/26
Democratic Socialist candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier. Why shouldn’t Hake like Netanyahu? Old Testament sacrifice & circumcision? Juneteenth history. JLP is black Americans’ best friend.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 23, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
* (0:03:10) Dominican Candidate NY
* (0:08:34) Watch Yourself: Yesterday’s question
* (0:10:57) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:12:04) Zenny: Global news 📞
* (0:22:14) Zenny: Elizabeth May & World Refugee Day
* (0:31:43) Brady acting silly; Barney of Flintstones 📞
* (0:43:38) Meade: distraction, Israel, Juneteenth, history 📞
* (0:53:30) Alex: Health fads. Communion & sacrifice? 📞
* (1:09:24) Maze: Juneteenth independence; Everybody 📞
* (1:33:05) Superchats 💰
* (1:36:56) Wisdom for the homeless 💰
* (1:42:37) John: Pre-Juneteenth history 📞
* (1:50:20) John: friends to our fellow Americans x
* (1:54:25) Outro 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/23/hake-tue-62326
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/23/jlp-tue-62326
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1 hr 55 min
June 22 Watch Yourself | Diversity, Target Store, Obama Library, UAP Theories, Music Fans | HAKE Mon 6/22/26
Pondering diversity’s drawbacks. Target store: Bystanders save day. Obama presidential center. Music feeds ego. World Cup fans love USA? Are aliens liberal propaganda?
The Hake Report, Monday, June 22, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start: Everybody loves Mondays
* (0:02:46) Disclaimer... Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:08:38) David: Siblings. Obama center. Diversity a strength? 📞
* (0:25:13) Jaden: “sins” & music in my mind 📞
* (0:35:08) Simi Valley Target story 💪
* (0:42:30) Obama Presidential Center 👀
* (0:53:36) Superchats: SAVE Act. Christian living. Nesbitt & wife. 💰
* (1:04:43) Jareth: Music is liberal? Guns & Roses. Metallica. Alice Cooper. 📞
* (1:12:49) Jeff: TSA ranch dressing. Leadership. Immigration. 📞
* (1:20:01) John/Houston: UAP files. Antarctica elevation! 📞
* (1:33:16) Alex talked with abductees. FE. 📞
* (1:39:44) Chat shoutouts: 3-hours of Hake request 💰
* (1:49:26) Brady: Sea level joke. “Interdimensional” demons, not aliens? 📞
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/22/hake-mon-62226
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/22/jlp-mon-62226
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1 hr 55 min
June 19 Protest Makes Things Worse | Pat Boone, Juneteenth, Thirsty Snake, Ball Earth | HAKE Fri 6/19/26
Fret not about the Reflecting Pool! A personal story about Juneteenth. Pat Boone urges peaceful disagreement. President Obama’s comments: Immigration, created equal. Man gives snake water.
The Hake Report, Friday, June 19, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start & disclaimer
* (0:06:36) Reflecting Pool, “proper spending”
* (0:12:12) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:13:37) Ronnie: “Smackdown”? Juneteenth. 📞
* (0:21:01) Brady: Sphere? Merry-Go-Round experiment 🌍
* (0:33:53) Superchats: Fun stuff! 💰
* (0:49:28) Breaking down an interfaith interaction. Cute Superchat 🧐
* (1:03:55) Obama 2008, 2026
* (1:13:56) Pat Boone’s wisdom on Billy Corgan 🎥
* (1:26:41) L.A. City Council proposal
* (1:31:27) Echoes in the Keys (beat) 🎶
* (1:37:45) Shoutouts: The Fallen State coming
* (1:42:15) Trump gives Medal of Honor to vet
* (1:45:48) Man gives rattlesnake water
* (1:50:39) Bobby: Medal of Honor at UFC 📞
* (1:54:31) Outro & Last Superchat 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/19/hake-fri-61926
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/protest-makes-things-worse-pat-boone
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/19/jlp-fri-61926
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1 hr 58 min
June 18 Hake Is Back? | World Events, USA Love, Media Misinterpretation | Thu 6/18/26
Iran memo: Is Israel happy? Encouraging news from Europe? World Cup USA: People like us! People are like the media: They don’t understand. UFC White House event.
The Hake Report, Thursday, June 18, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) I’m back, credits, disclaimer
* (0:04:08) News since I was out: Iran memo? UFC Plot.
* (0:08:48) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:11:11) Zenny/Canada: Checking on 📞
* (0:14:53) Zenny: Peace in the Middle East: Israel happy?
* (0:17:29) Zenny: UK report, Canada news, EU vote
* (0:22:54) Jeff/LA: European reaction to World Cup USA 📞
* (0:27:40) Brady/AZ: Bibi is not happy. 📞
* (0:31:18) Brady: At 44, you’re half-dust. Horse medicine.
* (0:33:26) Allen/MI: Punchie’s Coffee. Belfast, UK. 📞
* (0:41:29) Allen talked to a reporter, words twisted, got in trouble with boss
* (0:48:20) William 7: People don’t understand. Juneteenth. Stand-up. 📞
* (0:53:27) Superchats: Catching up 💰
* (1:02:09) Obama on Iran. Hillary Placeboing clip. More Superchats 💰
* (1:19:03) Bobby/TX: Eatherly denied bond. We hold back. 📞
* (1:27:48) Bobby: Liberia story
* (1:31:34) Bobby: UFC event at White House
* (1:33:45) UFC free speech, NBA less so
* (1:41:49) Superchats: Throwing out your back. 💰
* (1:44:51) Citizen journalism in NJ
* (1:53:22) Outro 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/18/hake-thu-61826
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/18/jlp-thu-61826
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1 hr 55 min

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. …