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The evil is not “tribalism” — it’s “me.” Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible: Acknowledge God, not gold. Cultural conflicts: “Irony is lost on the stupid.” Should Trump have left Iran alone?

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 28, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer 🔴

* (0:06:18) Iran & Rocky Shore: Groan!

* (0:07:40) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶

* (0:11:23) Ken/IL: “-isms”: Tribalism: Root of Evil? No, Me. 📞

* (0:16:44) Ken: History of the World 🗺️

* (0:20:23) Shawn/FL: New Fears in the World 📞

* (0:24:55) Shawn: Can’t Live w/o Christ: Ego

* (0:33:39) David/Ocala/FL: Nebuchadnezzar 📞

* (0:37:49) David: People Who Act Kooky

* (0:45:10) David: Leave Iran Alone: Let God Handle It

* (0:50:18) Meade/VA: Old Viral Video: Irony & Truth Lost 📞

* (0:58:29) Meade: Massie & Israel? How About China?

* (1:04:27) Superchats: Blame. Soy. Conspiracies. 💰

* (1:16:59) Allen/MI: David & Goliath. Gold Worship. 📞

* (1:27:23) Allen: Irony Wasted on the Simple (Oscar Wilde)

* (1:30:41) Superchats: Enhanced Charges? Accusation? Relax. 💰

* (1:41:04) Brady/AZ: Market Collapse. Buy Silver? 📞

* (1:48:14) Zenny/Canada: AIPAC Tweet. Wait & See. 📞

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Story: Hake’s belligerent sifu. Two different men named Steve Hilton! AOC claim: Data center dirties water?! Teen Takeovers: Prosecute parents? Nick bans caller Tory!

The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 27, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “A grain of salt” 🧂

* (0:07:52) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶

* (0:09:35) Joke: Target on Every Corner

* (0:10:43) News: Iran Update & Trump vs RINOs

* (0:15:56) Story: Belligerence: I Disclaim

* (0:19:09) Superchats: Invention & Steve Hilton Confusion 💰

* (0:31:45) News: Tulsi Resignation & AOC

* (0:35:12) Vid: AOC: Murky Water & Data Centers

* (0:41:49) Call: John (OH) - Culture, Coolness & Justice 📞

* (0:49:45) John: Data Centers, Water & Power

* (0:52:24) Call: Tory (CA) - Best Friends & AI Video 📞

* (1:00:03) Tory: Nick Bans Tory!

* (1:01:43) Call: Alex (CA) - Wheelies & Bad Influence 📞

* (1:06:06) Call: Jeff (LA) - Greenland for Data Centers? 📞

* (1:08:22) Jeff: Prom Helicopter Ride

* (1:11:46) Superchats: Teen Takeovers 💰

* (1:14:36) Superchats: Cesar Power Level 💰

* (1:18:21) Superchats: Prosecuting Parents & Massie’s Error? 💰

* (1:26:51) Call: Ardene (CO) - Prosecute Parents 📞

* (1:33:31) Ardene: AI & Water Issues

* (1:37:30) Call: Brady (AZ) - Call Me Whitebeard 📞

* (1:40:08) Superchats: Coffees & YouTube 💰

* (1:42:38) Superchats: Popcorn on Sending Sons Overseas 💰

* (1:46:32) Call: Rick (VA) - US Liberals & Israel 📞

* (1:52:25) Rick: Redistricting Drama

* (1:53:54) Closing 👋

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Black Caucus membership threat. Scott Adams’ COVID tip: Build skills. Spencer Pratt challenges Karen Bass on homeless help. East Asian low crime. Trump critic calls-in.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 26, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (00:00) Start / Disclaimer 🔴

* (04:11) News: Iran Strike & SoCal Ocean Spray

* (06:58) Intro: Hey, Guys!

* (09:17) Tidbits: Pakistan & CBC Overview

* (15:34) Call: David (FL) on Justin Pearson

* (20:25) David: Al Pacino’s Son

* (24:22) Call: Jordan (MI) Shoutout

* (25:30) Vid: Scott Adams Content Tip

* (29:44) Vid: CA High Speed Rail Update

* (35:41) Vid: Pratt vs Bass Homeless Debate

* (46:26) Vid: East Asian Culture & Crime

* (55:16) Vid: Does Poverty Cause Crime?

* (57:55) Analysis: Jesse Write-Up on Crime

* (1:03:59) Analysis: Political Corruption Discussion

* (1:11:36) Superchats: Relationship Truths 💰

* (1:21:12) Call: Dee (NY) on Immigration

* (1:30:26) Dee: Trump Spending & Economy

* (1:34:25) Dee: Obama vs Trump Records

* (1:45:53) Dee: Drug War Root Causes

* (1:49:37) Call: Zenny on Antisemitism Task Force

* (1:54:11) Outro 👋

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Oops, John McCain does NOT count for Memorial Day, but respect anyway! We reflect on U.S. history and the present. BTW: Is it foolish to intervene as a shoplifting witness? Do we really have our rights?

The Hake Report, Monday, May 25, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) 🇺🇸 Memorial Day & John McCain... Disclaimer

* (0:03:39) 📌 A lil news... John McCain; WH attempt

* (0:09:19) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:11:01) 📞 Daniel: Memorial Day, Civil War history

* (0:15:51) D: Take no sides; Power struggle

* (0:23:03) D: Why so important?

* (0:25:18) D: “Moral panic,” one-third of the population

* (0:26:57) 📞 Brady: History and USA, a country in distress

* (0:38:23) B: 7-Eleven story on JLP

* (0:40:35) B: Individual rights and rule of law

* (0:42:44) 💰 Supers, Coffees

* (0:45:17) 💰 Popcorn on shoplifting

* (0:51:19) 💰 Carver: Mr Pibb changed flavors; AAPI Month BTW; Sion

* (0:57:52) 💰 Constitutional rights in shop situation on JLP show

* (1:05:48) 💰 Popcorn: Wisdom in dangerous situations

* (1:07:35) 📞 Brian: Mr. Pibb? How about Cheerwine! 🍒

* (1:10:08) 🧐 H-1B controversy history explained

* (1:18:53) 📞 JC: I was called a name.

* (1:25:06) JC: 1999 school tragedy: Would you deny your faith?

* (1:34:22) C: Provocateur, admit you’re wrong

* (1:40:06) 💰 Popcorn: “Men of the town”

* (1:43:23) 📞 Alex: the brainwashing of people

* (1:46:55) A: Created equal. Feel better, get it off your chest

* (1:51:44) 📌 Closing: Thanks, all!

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We air grievances on identity and disrespect in recent decades. (BTW: Is Iran winning?) Irish shoplifter incident sparks protests. “Anti-weaponization” fund: Sometimes punishment didn’t fit the crime.

The Hake Report, Friday, May 22, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:02:27) 🤕 Pain in the neck

* (0:05:09) 🗞️ Hake gripes about GOP Senate and Rumble

* (0:10:00) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:12:13) 📞 Michael, Sam Cooke story

* (0:17:07) M: Lil back problem, Snowboarding danger

* (0:19:12) M: Just jokes, We all have the same problem?

* (0:27:08) M: Massie update, loyalty debates, Iran prediction

* (0:39:37) 📞 William 7: HBD, Iran pronunciation

* (0:42:02) W: Whom you miss? Chuck Norris

* (0:45:49) 📞 Alex: Thx. What makes us this way. Reaction list.

* (0:52:10) A: Viral incidents have changed society and relationships

* (0:56:47) 📞 Terri: Dublin protests & Yves Sakila case

* (1:01:44) T: Feel for Ireland as an Irish American

* (1:10:06) T: EU’s UN abstention to slavery vote; Irish

* (1:15:18) 📞 Kyle: Discussing his list of criticisms of his childhood faith

* (1:23:34) K: Loyalty: Who is family? Naive benevolence.

* (1:30:17) 💬Coffees: Pratt; Massie

* (1:35:34) 💬Coffees: Want, Need to say it?

* (1:41:08) 💬Supers YT, Popcorn: Anti-weaponization, etc.

* (1:49:37) 📞 David: Ramses, Moses & Jesus could’ve been...

* (1:53:02) Outro

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More dialogue. New rule: Don’t call people that. Civil War reason. Quanell X, confrontational. Blanket statements. Prayer & fasting. Why Massie lost: new woman?

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 21, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) 🤨 Am I live?

* (0:02:29) 😮‍💨 At last! / Disclaimer

* (0:04:35) 🗣️ News?

* (0:05:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:55) 📞 Ryan: Felt disrespected. New rule!

* (0:13:26) R: Why those teens acted

* (0:15:41) R: Raised that way?

* (0:20:57) R: Do you hear yourself? Judging “Chud”

* (0:24:37) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn on Quanell and these people

* (0:34:07) 💬 Coffees, thanks, y’all

* (0:38:19) 💬 Ronnie: Dalton, Assumption, Condemn it?

* (0:48:30) 📞 Robert: Civil War, taxes, Honest Abe

* (0:59:58) 📞 Brady, 57: Speaking up

* (1:03:57) 📞 Steve’n: Thrown under the bus

* (1:12:37) Re: TFS guest Abby: I’d call the police!

* (1:16:04) 💬 Supers YT, Coffees… who ate? Behavior!

* (1:22:09) 💬 Popcorn: Disagree with Quanell? Cbill: Weak mindset

* (1:28:08) 📞 John, KY: Fear, Blanket, Truth

* (1:41:12) 📞 David, TX: Matt 17: 21, by prayer, fasting

* (1:45:17) D: PSA, trucking not too bad!

* (1:46:16) 💬 Invented English; Massie loss explained; Glaring omission

* (1:54:05) Outro

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Massie went against Trump and fell. How to correct wild young neighbors? More dialogue: “You created us.” Self-policing communities. Analyzing the “Chud” situation, and other berating incidents.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 20, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:03:06) 🗣️ Massie, Trump, Young Neighbor excuses ‘

* (0:07:41) 🎶 Hey, guys! Stay with it JLP tee

* (0:11:34) 📞 Ryan: Antagonizing

* (0:15:15) 🗣️ Massie, principled?

* (0:18:58) 📞 Alex: black eyes; “coward”; Violence norm; Who created whom; style; questions

* (0:28:51) 🗣️ Alex vs Ronnie: You created us. A mirror.

* (0:33:34) A vs R: How to correct Young Neighbors: police ourselves

* (0:44:11) 📞 Ronnie: I’m not responsible; Obama not Trump; You googled “YN”

* (0:58:46) 📞 Maze: Records expunged

* (1:04:11) ⌚️ Maze: Check out my watch…

* (1:14:37) 🙋🏽‍♀️ Maze: Honor your mother

* (1:16:18) 💬 YT supers: Alex won, not Ronnie: “You created us.”

* (1:20:33) 💬 Rumble: Cows. Super Thanks: Fighting words

* (1:22:13) 💬 Cesar on Chud predictions…

* (1:26:43) 💬 Coffees: KMike on “freedom of speech” vs streets

* (1:28:45) 💬 Cesar 1A auditors; Tory; CBill vs Zenny

* (1:31:16) 💬 Popcorn: Quanell vs Michael Phillips; hate

* (1:36:42) 📞 William 7: Maze got me dizzy, Arabic; expunging record

* (1:42:40) 📞 Terri: white lived experience, self-policing within groups

* (1:49:09) 🇨🇳 Terri: speaking bitterness, Cultural Revolution, struggle sessions

* (1:53:58) Outro: Supers & Rick tomorrow?

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Black and white unite. Who changed: Massie or Trump? Is the Iran war a mistake? What is “accountability” in race? People dig in because of pride.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 19, 2026 AD

CLIP: Thomas Massie vs Donald Trump: Who's America First 🇺🇸 (15-min) YouTube - Rumble

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:02:40) 🗞️ News… Iran. San Diego. Ebola.

* (0:07:45) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:09:35) 📞 Bobby: “It’s not ALL.” Locked-up shelves. 90s.

* (0:16:17) 📞 Zenny: Alex vs John yesterday, black eyes

* (0:25:05) Z: Thomas Massie vs Trump; Epstein, M Tracey

* (0:33:15) Z: Massie anti-Trump rant

* (0:40:42) 💬 Coffee… Eric vs Lori on questioning women

* (0:49:44) 💬 Super: Iran announced nukes?

* (0:51:20) 📞 Ross, NJ: Civil War flags, Climate, Union vs Confederacy Circle vs Cross

* (0:57:20) 📞 Jack, OR: CA. USA, gone. Gov’t.

* (1:02:30) Jack, JLP, training men up, rough life, walk alone

* (1:07:40) J: Trump does more in one day… I’m a profiler.

* (1:13:33) 💬 Popcorn: why collective responsibility?

* (1:19:30) 📞 David: It’s always them. Prideful one-up. Larry Bird.

* (1:25:49) D: They act differently when you’re around. Taking sides.

* (1:28:09) D: Trump acting goofy. God will protect Israel. Hurting Americans.

* (1:35:27) 📞 Ronnie: Flag info correction.

* (1:37:46) R: Accountability for YNs? Taking sides.

* (1:40:30) R: Downplaying vs Up-playing crime. Falsely accused me, Ardene.

* (1:47:05) 📞 Rick: Gas prices. What’s Conservative? Lost religion.

* (1:53:33) Closing: Cesar & callers tomorrow!

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Lots of news and supers before calls: Trump, politics, executions worldwide. De facto red flag law? Michael Jackson. Michael Aquino–Charlie Kirk? White and black callers hash it out on Chud & “YN’s”!

The Hake Report, Monday, May 18, 2026 AD

CLIP: 'Chud the Builder' Is One Guy; 'YNs' Are HORDES (21-mins) YouTube

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:05:15) 😢 Poor Martin Short; Captives free

* (0:07:57) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:11:23) ✈️ … Oh, no! Air crash!

* (0:17:37) 🗞️ Jared Polis, Tina Peters commutation

* (0:26:11) 🗞️ Thomas Massie, Bill Cassidy

* (0:31:22) 🗞️ Weinstein mistrial

* (0:34:19) 🗞️ Austin shootings

* (0:36:32) 📺 Coffees… IG: Refused gun sale

* (0:46:28) 💬 Coffees: Michael “This Is It” devilish goat sign?

* (0:54:37) 💬 Coffees: Eric: Ask the woman the questions

* (0:58:52) 💬 Pilled dot net

* (1:01:43) 🗞️ JD Vance anti-fraud

* (1:03:29) 🗞️ Amnesty on executions

* (1:08:05) 🗞️ James Comey 86 47

* (1:12:26) 📞 Alex: Chud; hate crimes threshhold

* (1:20:18) 🗣️ Alex: Entrepreneurs. G-word, magical words

* (1:22:16) 🤔 Michael Aquino, Charlie Kirk, connection?

* (1:23:48) 🧔🏾‍♂️ John, KY vs Alex: Chud vs “YNs,” fears, black eyes

* (1:33:49) 👁️ John vs Alex: One gun in my face; Using the word “racist”

* (1:40:24) 🧐 John, how you dress? Perfect peace?

* (1:45:02) 💬 Supers…

* (1:47:46) 💬 Coffees… Resistance to the Q

* (1:52:59) 📞 Maze: All CWP’s not like Alex

* (1:54:15) Outro

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Who keeps that slur alive? Love your enemy. Was “Chud the Builder” wrong? Civil War reverberates today. Is Trump a failure?

The Hake Report, Friday, May 15, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:04:05) 🪙 Jesse coin

* (0:07:26) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:09:42) 💬 Coffees: Personal Attacks!

* (0:16:32) 💬 Old Supers 🌭

* (0:21:16) 📞 Jaime, MN, hearing the “N-word”; Movies, Music

* (0:29:56) J: The Good Samaritan: Who is my neighbor?

* (0:35:35) J: Attempted M—r? By Chud the Builder

* (0:37:59) 📞 Daniel, TX: 2-hrs, Azzmador

* (0:43:29) D: Civil War informs America, demoralization against the North

* (0:51:50) 📞 Greg, NY: Men’s false god is women, self

* (0:56:22) 📞 Bobby: Chud shooting, black guy

* (1:05:30) B: Was Chud doing good?

* (1:11:12) B: Hardly heard that slur!

* (1:12:43) 📞 Ronnie: Civil War shoulda-woulda-couldas

* (1:21:29) 📞 Tony, CA: $7 gas. I’m Trump Jr.

* (1:27:05) T: Pleasing the woman, pleasing the crowd

* (1:30:27) T: Trump was not a billionaire

* (1:35:00) T: Y’all on decline

* (1:37:03) T: “Aborsh”

* (1:41:25) 💬 Coffees, Supers….

* (1:49:40) 📞 Rick: black politics; Cuba

* (1:54:15) Outro

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