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Wow, attempted m— charge?! Neanderthal performed root canal?! Ear health vs audio. Eye color affects reaction time? Choose your own reality: be convinced you’re right.

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 14, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:03:33) 🗞️ Premeditated self-defense?

* (0:11:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Disavow tee

* (0:12:26) 📞 Ronnie: Chud ridiculous?

* (0:21:25) 🧐 Ronnie: Our Greatest President?

* (0:28:06) 📞 Brady, South Canada, MN; AZ

* (0:29:36) 📖 Brady: Enoch, Nephilim, Bibi (Neanderthal dentists)

* (0:37:03) 🗳️ Brady psyoped not to vote

* (0:43:15) 📞 Ryan: Apologize for being offended.

* (0:48:54) 👨🏾‍🦱 Ryan: Philly cafe sting, identified as white?

* (0:51:31) 📞 John: Chud shooting… Attempted m— charge

* (0:59:00) 🤔 John: William III what he mean…?

* (1:04:37) 🙋🏾‍♂️ John: Insults. BHI preaching.

* (1:07:20) 💬 Coffees: Cesar Chud instigating vs provoking

* (1:11:43) 💬 Eric, CBill: Danger to society

* (1:14:35) 💬 YT Supers: R we still friends?

* (1:16:25) 📞 Alex: Choose your own reality: Certain you’re right.

* (1:18:01) 🔈 Alex: Music too loud; How sound works. Talking loud.

* (1:28:14) 🗣️ Alex: Chud type stuff… need higher IQ

* (1:29:45) 📞 Allen, MI: Verdi Tuning, 432 Hz vs 440; Blue-eyed, Brown-eyed

* (1:35:30) 🔴 Anchor Baby up next

* (1:37:20) 🦷 Neanderthals wuz dentists and stuff… s/o chat

* (1:47:48) 📞 Zenny: Illegal immigration or Iran nukes?

* (1:54:19) Outro: Sorry, BuyMeACoffee tmrw?

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NY Post: Controversial influencer ‘Chud the Builder’ shoots man during confrontation outside Tennessee courthouse: report 2026/05/13

Good news on immigration. Trump: I don’t think about Americans’ finances in Iran war negotiations. Callers getting “b-wordy.” Should you ever tell people to turn down loud music?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 13, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:02:04) 51st State, Venezuela? In y’all’s heads

* (0:07:02) 🎶 Hey, guys! Life without thinkin’

* (0:09:50) 💬 Supers / Coffees…

* (0:17:28) Trump policy on immigration

* (0:28:19) Mexico CIA CNN story in question

* (0:32:19) Announcements, Supers: JLP lunch?

* (0:33:34) 📞 Michael, Canada: No Wall, Stuck in Iran War;

* (0:50:55) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Haters!

* (0:56:59) 📞 Ardene: War cost. Obama finance better than Trump?

* (1:02:48) A: B-wordy! Vietnam war mess… Colorado fallen

* (1:16:05) 📞 John, KY: Trump cell phone scam?

* (1:22:34) J: Chud, respect, Jewish people

* (1:27:34) 📞 William III: Vietnam, Obama loans, Prom incidents

* (1:33:16) Updates 💬 Supers

* (1:35:00) 💬 Coffees: A woman’s mystique

* (1:41:17) 📞 Jaden: Be polite, Be present; Loud music, say nothing?

* (1:50:22) J: The mind is deceiving

* (1:53:34) Outro

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Conditioned to hate Nickelback! Gasoline industry education. Chinese agent in America. Fertility sabotaged by policy. “Chud the Builder” seeks violence?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 12, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:01:31) 📈 Birthrates correction? By race…

* (0:04:19) 💬 Super: Ghosts, Aliens, and Chud, and black Americans

* (0:13:52) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Love Boomers

* (0:15:12) Nickelback, Hanson, BASED.

* (0:16:06) 📞 Eric, OR: Indie; Arcadia mayor! CA liberalism

* (0:25:38) 📞 James, KY: Fuel pump shutdowns? Low profit!

* (0:34:07) J: Needs to end! Federal gas tax? Offroad diesel?!

* (0:39:08) 📞 Allen, MI: Plan: Restrict energy. Shipmasters, Merchants

* (0:46:54) A: Trump golden statue, gauche AI painting

* (0:50:00) A: They k—d off my family; China birthrates

* (0:55:15) A: Warning. Attack on Religious, then Political

* (0:58:56) China, Uyghurs, girl shortage

* (1:03:15) 💬 Coffee: BasedAF on L.A. mayor race and fires

* (1:05:22) 📞 Bobby, TX: Interracial marriage

* (1:12:15) B: “Chud the Builder”

* (1:19:43) 📞 Brady, AZ: Fluoride in water; China jab

* (1:22:24) B: Want the truth out… More vaxx theories

* (1:27:38) 📺 B: Fact Checked…

* (1:29:22) Shoutouts: Nick bday

* (1:31:06) 💬 Popcorn: Trump suspend gas tax? Supers: $1? Motherhood. Wrestling?

* (1:37:51) 💬 More coffees: Wanting a reaction

* (1:41:22) 📞 Rick, VA: Justin Pearson; Representation; Redistricting fight

* (1:51:49) 💬 Super: Presidential Library? Obama?

* (1:53:23) 💬 Oh, Trump?! Outro

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HAKE NOTES | Tue 5/12/26 — AI conversations

Cesar thinks CTB trying to provoke a self-defense situation buymeacoffee.com/thehakereport/c/18509517 “he’s clearly trying to go viral for shooting a black after calling that person the n word.”

Chud, GZ, violence and “woke” — Grok https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_281139dc-0825-4c52-af04-f1f782863dcc

“N” use in history and Chud — Google AI https://share.google/aimode/0dTBbZ9atqI2oheor

Israel, Palestine (Gaza, West Bank), heritage, reality today https://share.google/aimode/k1k0TPgNr6sM5BpuD

These Asians, man. Arcadia. BTW: Uyghurs. https://share.google/aimode/Bl02qB2QYGVYZl1EU

Serious mess in Virginia! Modern-day prophecy? Gov’t power grab after alien hoax? Warnings in dreams? Is IRL (in-real-life) trolling “harassment”?

The Hake Report, Monday, May 11, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Iran, China

* (0:03:10) News: Funeral; Laredo bodies; Kort walking stick

* (0:09:45) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:11:10) 📞 Meade: VA mess; BLM statue injury; prophecy…

* (0:22:30) M: Giving a word power; for the birds

* (0:27:45) 💬 Supers, “Prophecy,” New York

* (0:35:31) 📞 Allen, MI: Warnings about prophecy

* (0:40:25) A: North the “good guys”?

* (0:41:10) 📞 Alex: Mother’s Day. “Prophecy.” Project Blue Beam

* (0:48:15) A: High-IQ: Cranial, Digestive tract

* (0:55:11) 📞 William 7: Church; Project Blue Beam; Adopted

* (0:59:42) 📞 Brandon, KS: Project Blue Beam dream, now, God

* (1:11:08) 📞 David, Ocala: False prophets; Friend’s son story

* (1:17:55) D: Wernher von Braun; prophetic dream: portal I drew

* (1:25:50) 📞 Jeff, LA: Orania, South Africa

* (1:29:43) 💬 Anchor Baby, Coffee: Friends?

* (1:31:10) 💬 Popcorn: Interracial

* (1:36:23) 📞 Bobby: Interracial ideas, stereotypes

* (1:43:40) 📞 John, KY: Guy going around bothering people

* (1:53:32) 📞 Devone, CA: Down Syndrome — END!

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“Lift Ev’ry Voice” for the Suggestion Box. 🗳️ Streamer’s social experiment. Narcissism and competitive nature: No goals? Goofy afro dude and Luke Skywalker acting out!

The Hake Report, Friday, May 8, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:04:17) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:06:12) 📞 Ryan: “Lift Every Voice” 😢 Trump v 60min

* (0:11:22) R: Saying “N—” to get a rise

* (0:16:04) R: Obama FBI charges? Money to Iran, terrorists

* (0:24:05) 📞 Alex: Streamer gets different reactions: Pause and observe

* (0:27:17) A: Competitive nature; Impress women or men

* (0:36:50) 📞 Jeff, LA: Obama blames Trump for marriage tension

* (0:38:35) J: Word haters…

* (0:40:59) 📞 Chase, TX: Narcissism among ladies, Ego unmasked

* (0:53:40) 💬 Coffees… Future Prez; Assimilation Rubio; Rockin

* (1:03:25) 💬 Supers: Custody? Cluster B

* (1:05:00) 📞 William III: Philly sting; Trump Iran; Redistricting

* (1:09:32) W: L.A. Mayor; Israel

* (1:14:36) 💬 Coffees… goals

* (1:20:54) 📞 Greggatron: Narcissist? Trump.

* (1:23:34) G: Goofy afro dude Justin Pearson

* (1:27:11) G: Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill, Joker wishing ill on Prez!

* (1:31:18) G: Callers quittin’; Ever mad others aren’t?

* (1:35:02) G: Suggestion, Joe

* (1:37:19) 💬 Coffees: JC, women projecting

* (1:41:57) 💬 Coffees: Gauche Silhouette AI song request; JLP “goal”?

* (1:45:25) 📞 David, Ocala: Narcissists dangerous; Trump Middle East

* (1:50:42) 💬 Coffee… Ya never REALLY know

* (1:52:40) 📞 Tory accused of narcissism by women

AFTER HAKE: Former Planned Parenthood Director Abby Johnson Joins Jesse! (Ep. 452) The Fallen State

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Pavlov’s trigger words. Immigrant Americans and brotherhood. Black lady, 82, raided by FBI. Warning: “Happy Jacks” will turn on you!

The Hake Report, Thursday, May 7, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer, Coffees, Supers

* (0:05:03) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:24) 🪙 Jesse coin

* (0:10:14) 🗞️ Hake news…

* (0:19:18) 📞 Jeff, OH, re: Trump; N & G words; Italian immigrants

* (0:26:20) J: Ethics: Aristotle democracy, Phileo; Weakness

* (0:30:46) 📞 William 7: FBI raid VA Sen; Fraud Tsar; Hormuz

* (0:35:07) W7: Hake courting Disrupters; Running off callers

* (0:37:04) 📞 Josh, GA: Pavlov moments: N—, Pot. Patience.

* (0:40:53) J: white are black best friends

* (0:44:42) J: Houses built to fail…

* (0:46:27) J: 50 mins not too long; Fighting unnecessary

* (0:52:16) 🚫 Tory

* (0:52:31) 📞 Maze: Happy Jacks turn! Prosecutions, Epstein, Spending

* (1:04:39) 📞 Tory: Kristin Smart…

* (1:15:39) 💬 Supers/Coffees 🎶 ‘08 “Lift Every Voice”; 1968 definition

* (1:26:32) 📞 Jermaine: NFL Stefon Diggs, not guilty, live-in personal chef

* (1:34:43) 📞 Brady: South Canada hockey; Somalis in Great Lakes?

* (1:38:58) 📞 Alex: Politically homeless, groups; NJF agent for Dems

* (1:45:56) A: Trump grade?

* (1:47:31) 🗣️ Brady: Mall of America in MN; Pray? Spiritualist…

* (1:50:59) 📞 Rick: Gas prices, CA, Trump

* (1:53:40) 💬 Coffee: Strength is not physical; Bye!

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South Africa farm attacks: “Fair,” but not right? Israel’s special treatment: Don’t be jealous! Hake’s disagreers: “metiche,” disruptors.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 6, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:05:13) 🗞️ RIP Ted Turner

* (0:10:48) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:12:40) 📞 Ronnie, not John, KY: Direct questions?

* (0:15:47) R: Not right, but fair: SA farm attacks; Rabbit got the gun

* (0:21:10) 📞 Zenny: Jewish History Month, Randy Fine

* (0:24:40) Z: Israel, anti-BDS laws, Settlements

* (0:38:52) Z: Anti-Semitism laws, honoring Jewish people

* (0:43:31) Z: … Stronger worldly tactics

* (0:46:19) 📞 Bobby: Ancient Israel, Palestine, Rome

* (0:51:46) B: South Africa, nice country. Grievances in history

* (0:58:06) B: Alligator bait! Birthrate decline across the West

* (1:04:09) Palestine, Israel

* (1:05:20) 💬 Coffees: Eric, Cee Tee, Anthony on glossolalia

* (1:11:22) 📺 Paula White, angels from Africa…

* (1:13:48) 📞 Clare: Kristin Smart case

* (1:19:57) 📞 Maze: Interpret this! Walgreens closing. Africa, Palestine, women

* (1:29:10) 💬 KMike mocking Hake, Popcorn home school, God’s conquests

* (1:37:17) 📞 Jaime: FBA news; “understand” or subvert? “Friendly” until…

* (1:41:30) J: Farm attacks, “fair”? “Metiche.” Disruptors. Injustice.

* (1:46:44) 📞 William III: Getting stuck. Mismanagement. Iran.

* (1:51:46) 📞 Rick: Iran, gas not coming down?

* (1:54:15) Outro

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“We are slaves” in Marxist America, say boomers (Hake’s favorite). Trump critic confronts Hake: “Are you in a cult?” Caller witnessed “tongues” firsthand.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 5, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Confused Start

* (0:10:00) YT start / Disclaimer

* (0:12:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:14:30) 📞 David, Ocala, FL: Birds, Happy Gilmore

* (0:16:40) American bondage; Regulation, Cars, Houses

* (0:24:00) Y&T “Masters and Slaves”: Do you obey or rule?

* (0:26:15) Ronnie & John, KY: same person?

* (0:28:55) “N-word” drama — attitude

* (0:35:45) 📞 Zenny, Canada: Cult for Trump?

* (0:42:30) Pardons; Prices up; Wait and see…

* (0:51:30) If Trump did it…

* (0:55:10) They made him give his daughter!

* (0:57:48) …Proper credit for Trump, domestic vs foreign

* (1:04:57) 📺 Trump: Bullet proof vest? Don’t think about…

* (1:07:42) 📺 Trump: I don’t care if they’re bad people!

* (1:11:06) 💬 Super: Harmony a part of the Pro-Trump Cult

* (1:12:30) 📺 Trump cognitive test

* (1:14:44) 💬 Inventions, Maze, etc.

* (1:17:54) 📞 William 7, part Jewish, Trump, King, Land

* (1:22:32) I witnessed tongues: Seemed real.

* (1:26:02) VFW… 35th Freemason friend

* (1:27:53) 📞 Allen, MI: Marxist property taxes; Poor construction

* (1:37:10) Don’t seek a wife; Arranged marriage

* (1:40:49) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn: Obama cognition? Cesar off

* (1:43:27) 📞 John, TX: Oil, Venezuela, Iran attacked neighbors

* (1:51:08) 📞 Joel, FL: Cinco de Mayo social media: If we quit tacos…

* (1:54:00) Outro

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NOTES

SHORT: Trump says he doesn’t know if he ‘can handle looking 20 pounds heavier’ - YouTube

IG: The Death of AIPAC & Rise of America First … May 2nd 2026

SHORT: Trump Says He Aced Cognitive Tests, Questions Obama’s Ability - YouTube

No need to explain yourself or give time to “crybabies,” but I do, alas. Is Trump “tweaking” right now, for Israel, and hurting America? A black man invented the doorknob?

The Hake Report, Monday, May 4, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:03:01) News…

* (0:05:57) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:43) 📞 Coco: “Love language”: “helping”

* (0:11:18) I couldn’t listen about “N-word” convo

* (0:11:56) 💬 Eric: Who is Art, why explain yourself?

* (0:15:26) 💬 Popcorn: Obama interpretation, Grok

* (0:29:04) 📞 Brady: Trump pulling troops; Obama transformation

* (0:34:25) Israel 2030, will we cut them off?

* (0:40:09) 📞 Ryan: Rude. Trump anti-Christ?

* (0:47:00) Trump tweaking

* (0:48:43) Ever been in jail? Epstein cameras, guards

* (0:54:51) No one controls Trump

* (0:57:30) 📞 Alex: Projection; Trump dream: Baphomet Ark, Solomon’s Temple

* (1:05:29) Dream means something?

* (1:07:28) No Anchor Baby!

* (1:08:19) 📞 Brandi, HI: White, Indigenous, Colonists… Out of Africa?

* (1:14:24) If they invented and taught us everything…

* (1:16:29) 📞 Chuck: NJ accents

* (1:18:08) Venezuelan oil, not the best… Processing …

* (1:24:35) Broaden fossil fuels AND renewables

* (1:26:42) Nuclear? What about bio weapons? Mad at Trump Iran war

* (1:33:11) Wish for energy abundance portfolio; Trump, OPEC

* (1:38:15) Off the gold standard

* (1:38:46) 📞 Maze: black inventions: Doorknob, Iron… John Hanson

* (1:44:29) 📞 Jeff, LA: European homes, streets, fuel, different worlds

* (1:47:34) 💬 YT Supers

* (1:50:44) 💬 Coffees… no time for response!

* (1:56:08) Outro — NO ANCHOR BABY

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“Respect” is a false setup; we are men, allegedly. Child discipline disparities? Can races talk about one another? Should we let people have their delusions?

The Hake Report, Friday, May 1, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:04:25) News, Mess, drama

* (0:08:19) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:10:10) 📞 Michael, Canada: Art, respect boundaries, “little man syndrome”

* (0:13:35) M: Overreacting to truth

* (0:24:57) 📞 Jeff, Louisiana: Spencer Pratt, L.A.; “Voting Rights,” Sunny Hostin

* (0:31:47) Jeff: Female cop, Detroit, wheelchair man, incident

* (0:34:19) 📞 Maze: Art wasn’t mad, y’all were

* (0:39:45) 📞 Alex: Trained behaviors; Child discipline differences, video

* (0:46:41) A: Psychological terror, good?

* (0:48:47) A: Social media ruined music artists’ mystique

* (0:50:20) Back to Maze: Hold on!

* (0:52:27) 🎶 Echoes in the Keys (BEAT)

* (0:55:27) Maze: We talk about them but they can’t talk about us

* (1:03:04) 📞 Ardene: daycare, no corporal punishment, tattling, jury

* (1:11:19) A: Trump health; Music opportunities; drum circles

* (1:16:01) 📞 Ryan: Exhortation

* (1:24:48) 💬 Coffees…

* (1:29:13) 💬 Supers from YT

* (1:30:55) 💬 Popcorn pretending Obama’s not evil

* (1:37:32) 💬 Cesar on “Michelle” and anger

* (1:40:07) 💬 Eric wisdom

* (1:41:20) 📞 Bobby: They make up history;

* (1:45:30) B: Correct false beliefs?

* (1:47:55) B: Brian Shapiro on TFS

* (1:51:12) 🗣️ John, KY, vs Bobby: We’re not delusional, y’all stole it all!

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