The Hake Report

JUST ONE HOUR TODAY. We don’t hate the nuisance. Caller made a video, causing drama! Trump-Jesus pic, and nobody’s fair-minded.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:50) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:05:10) 📞 ALEX, CA: We don’t hate them. “The enemy”? To Israel?

* (0:07:27) A: Mixing results odd. Catholics Q?

* (0:09:12) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Time zones

* (0:11:26) B: Ticking people off with videos; nonverbal son preschool drama

* (0:22:05) 📞 KEVIN, NY: Trump-Jesus: Doctor? Gaslighting!

* (0:30:00) K: Biased, no balance

* (0:33:32) 📞 RICK, VA: Trump, Iran, California, Women and Men

* (0:41:20) 💬 Cesar: The draft

* (0:44:19) 💬 Popcorn on HBCUs

* (0:48:00) 💬 “Killer” Mike from Canaduh

* (0:50:12) 💬 JC, Little Rock, request

* (0:51:36) 💬 Haden: Charlie Kirk college tip

* (0:52:47) 💬 Ronnie: Anecdotes as evidence — More supers A LATER DATE? MAYBE NOT TOMORROW?

* (0:54:20) Outro

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DoorDash Grandma’s politics? Immigrant vs Americans: working smart? Divorce and reconcile: Y/N? A record of Trump’s “wrongs” in second term… “blasphemy”? Iran?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:04:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:06:04) 📞 JAIME, MN: Doordash Grandma, Trump, no tax on tips

* (0:11:57) J: Henry Kissinger couldn’t moderate these “debates”

* (0:13:08) 📞 HADEN, TX: DoorDash grandma, don’t know her politics

* (0:16:21) H: Haters… NJF vs Shapiro, overreaction

* (0:21:42) H: Blazing his own way…

* (0:23:30) H: black Americans

* (0:25:53) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Americans are not lazy! Interracial…

* (0:34:10) A: My neighbor? Samaritan woman, divorce, Israel, treasure

* (0:40:25) A: Divorce and remarriage to the person you divorced?

* (0:45:06) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Divorce; Samaritans; Mexican Catholics; California street takeovers

* (0:51:37) 📞 ZENNY, Ontario, Canada: Mess in Cali…

* (0:54:02) Z: Grindr WH Correspondents’ dinner party; Saving Anchor baby

* (0:59:42) Z: Trump tweet against Middle East; Iran quagmire; God laughs

* (1:05:29) Z: Blasphemy was illegal in America: Trump-Jesus painting

* (1:15:58) Z: Our Greatest President?

* (1:17:50) Witches Disney

* (1:18:18) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Working smarter?

* (1:21:53) S: Obama did nothing for us… C’s from the South

* (1:25:53) S: Crispus Attucks, black American Revolutionary?

* (1:29:21) S: Porky Pig gotta count to one jumping out the airplane

* (1:31:11) S: Communism, Obama, Haden

* (1:35:28) 📞 RICK, VA: Iran, Strait of Hormuz, been a problem!

* (1:41:13) R: Calling us evil

* (1:43:16) 💬 Coffees… MTG on CNN… MORE TOMORROW?!

* (1:54:15) Outro

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Trump vs Pope Leo and the Iran war. Do you know what “Love your enemy” means? Are neighbors not your neighbor? South Africa. Trump “Jesus” pic?

The Hake Report, Monday, April 13, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:59) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:05:22) News… Disclaimer

* (0:08:42) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Trump’s screed on Pope Leo; Iran war

* (0:21:04) Z: Brigitte vs Candace? Trump making America hated

* (0:26:16) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Betrayed by Trump? Vulgar act in chamber…

* (0:29:30) A: Love your neighbor? Love your enemy?

* (0:39:25) A: Need to study the Word of God…

* (0:45:55) A: Silent Prayer

* (0:47:47) 💬 Supers, Rumble, Coffees… Ronnie, Ryan

* (0:53:46) 📞 HADEN, TX: Ronnie, South Africa, Kirk based?

* (1:00:36) H: Calling the truth “opinion”; Obama transformation; Not brothers

* (1:03:10) H: Brothers… Genius made America

* (1:07:19) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Trump on Strait; BHI… slave trade

* (1:17:04) 💬 Coffees: Eric on men, women, truth, frustration

* (1:21:27) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn, Cesar, JC

* (1:29:42) 💬 Supers: Caledonian, Everblazer…

* (1:31:18) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Who is my neighbor? Culture, Assimilation

* (1:38:14) 📞 TORY, CA: South Africa mess per lady

* (1:42:20) 📞 ART, OH: Understanding scripture…

* (1:50:40) 💬 Coffee: Chris attacks the “kid”

* (1:53:32) Outro

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A dishonest conversation: South Africa now, America past. Seeking the truth? Why white gals go interracial. NJF: Vote Dem? I don’t respect him, but care what he says and thinks!

The Hake Report, Friday, April 10, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) The Hake Report

* (0:03:31) 💬 Super: Love enemy…

* (0:07:03) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Disavow tee

* (0:09:14) 📞 HADEN vs RONNIE: G— in South Africa, America

* (0:18:34) H vs R: Frustrating to talk to… “like a big brother”

* (0:25:15) H vs R: Charlie Kirk 80-90-percent disagree? “American”

* (0:30:17) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Coptic Christian church; USAF

* (0:36:14) W 7: Seeking the truth?

* (0:41:20) 🗣️ ART vs W7: Truth in the Bible? Holy Spirit? My brother

* (0:48:35) A vs W: Actin’ like a liberal…

* (0:50:13) W 7: Church to church

* (0:50:54) 💬 Supers, Coffees…

* (0:58:34) 💬 Coffees: Chris… liberal interpretation

* (1:02:14) 💬 More coffees, missed!

* (1:12:09) 💬 Ko-Fi: BAJAH

* (1:13:08) 📞 ALEX on NJF: vote Dem?! IQ slur

* (1:18:37) A: Why hatewatch? Resilience?

* (1:20:05) 📞 JOHN, KY: Mixing: Raise women better. BHI.

* (1:24:30) J: My brother Hake? Why hatewatch?

* (1:27:15) 📞 MARK: white women, slander, “insane”

* (1:30:53) M: John, r—ism, good job Haden

* (1:35:30) M… IQ, short temper, throw ‘em in “the nuthouse”

* (1:38:25) M: Train suspect, Juries’ corruption

* (1:41:54) 💬 Popcorn on various things

* (1:45:31) 📞 DAVID, TX: pointing at others; Japan

* (1:47:45) 💬 Coffee: Cesar

* (1:48:16) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Animated

* (1:50:38) 📞 RYAN, IL: Provocative

* (1:53:18) 📞 RICK, VA: Run it into the ground!

* (1:54:17) Outro

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What an American is. Countering anti-Southern propaganda. South Africa: Is it persecution? Is it fair? Did childhood vaccines shape your mindset?

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 9, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:05:30) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:08:05) 📞 HADEN, TX: Gov Abbott, “Roll On”? SpaceX, NASA?

* (0:12:50) H: Bobby funny; Ronnie, “American”? South Africa Q

* (0:15:01) H: G—ide a liberal word? UN vs Israel on Reparations

* (0:24:11) 📞 JOSH, GA: Ray vs Willy; the South, Division

* (0:29:30) J: White and black people and others…

* (0:34:48) J: Watching thoughts vs believing, obeying thoughts

* (0:43:12) J: Liking NJF, Israel, Mark, Dr. Umar, take sides, interracial

* (0:48:44) 📞 RONNIE, OH: American History may be false

* (0:53:19) R: South Africa: Persecution? Unfair?

* (0:59:02) R: SA Refugees?

* (1:04:30) R: Fair but not right?

* (1:09:30) 💬 Supers… R-word

* (1:14:07) 💬 Coffees: Greggatron, JC

* (1:18:02) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on Jesse, more

* (1:22:06) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on Josh, Eric

* (1:26:49) 💰 DLive, Pilled

* (1:28:21) 💬 DLive: GruvyMunky

* (1:29:52) 📞 ALEX, CA: Child vaccines story: pinned down as a kid

* (1:34:16) A: NE liberal white parents, anti-South propaganda; black blocking

* (1:39:07) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Once a week…

* (1:51:33) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Cesar on Iran; the rest tomorrow!

* (1:53:45) Outro

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South Africa: Fairness vs “history.” GUEST: Crishaun the Don (at 36 mins) on Trump’s Iran war ceasefire, women’s anti-suffrage wisdom, BHI fantasy, real Jewish ancestry, and genetic predisposition.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 AD

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🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:06:06) 🐍 God’s protection

* (0:06:48) 📞 HADEN, CA: Sorry I felt aggressive

* (0:12:32) H: JLP staying in the country

* (0:14:26) 📞 RONNIE, OH: South Africa question…?

* (0:32:43) 📞 JEFF, LA: Israel-Trump? Soleimani nieces! Ihan daddy

* (0:35:31) 🙋‍♂️ Crishaun the Don, The Misfit Nation

* (0:39:28) Disappointed in Iran ceasefire? Bad results from good moves

* (0:42:43) Rescue mission. Trump’s success… Art of the Deal

* (0:46:36) 📞 WILLIAM III: Not willy-nilly war; History doesn’t pay a dime

* (0:52:00) W: South Africa

* (0:54:59) 💬 Coffee… Greggatron

* (0:58:59) 💬 Coffees… JC, N-word

* (1:03:14) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn

* (1:07:32) 💬 Coffee: Ronnie, American? Trump Obamacare? SkillKill on Greggatron

* (1:11:14) 📞 MEADE, Richmond: B-day, Confederate History

* (1:12:35) M: Women against women voting; Catharine Beecher

* (1:18:38) M: S—gue of S—n,

* (1:19:57) 🗒️ Reform Jews? What John meant…

* (1:23:08) Do they know they’re misinterpreting

* (1:24:08) 💬 Coffee: Cesar: Did Iran want a deal?

* (1:27:50) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn

* (1:33:02) 💬 South Africa pronounced in Dutch / Afrikaans

* (1:33:30) 📞 SKRILL, Misfit Nation: Apology to Gigatron; SA history

* (1:36:32) 📞 BOBBY, TX: BHI vs modern Jewish populations

* (1:41:34) B: Being into race…

* (1:44:26) B: Prone to different things…

* (1:46:01) 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: telling people what to do?

* (1:49:50) M: Crishaun explains… more mess

* (1:53:38) 💬 Supers / Closing

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Trump vs Iran: We’ll see! Civil War history revisited. Did you vote for war or “mass deportations”? Praise be to Allah. 14th Amendment: regrets?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 7, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:47) Crazy ese, or essay!

* (0:05:03) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:35) 📞 MIT, Australia: Jesse Q; Trump, Iran, unintelligible

* (0:18:11) 📞 DANIEL, TX: Conspiracy: Civil War coulda gone either way

* (0:21:54) D: Ungrateful. Rebellion results… Porter Alexander

* (0:29:00) 🗣️ ERIC, AZ vs DANIEL: Gen Lee, Sherman’s March

* (0:33:07) E vs D: Resentment, Division

* (0:35:04) D vs E: Most trying time, two modern nations

* (0:36:15) E vs D: Don’t need laws. Intelligentsia. Religious order.

* (0:37:21) D vs E: Every man’s labor belongs to every man. Napoleon, not Marx

* (0:40:13) E vs D: Enlightenment, not just Christian

* (0:47:37) E vs D: Trying to wrap up…

* (0:49:37) E vs D: Resentment… stamping out Confederates

* (0:51:42) D vs E: Lincoln conspiracy?

* (0:52:57) 📞 WILLIAM III: Vice Mayor k’d; Philly arrests; Somalia

* (1:00:38) W: Trump Iran war; Trump tax cuts

* (1:05:09) 📞 MARK, L.A.: 14th Amendment; Iran war

* (1:09:12) M: Mass Deportations vs Iran war

* (1:20:43) 📞 HADEN, TX… Trump: Praise be to Allah?

* (1:26:30) H: GOP midterms? …

* (1:29:29) H: Birthright citizenship

* (1:32:41) 💬 Supers: YouTube: Nasa vs Nasha

* (1:37:18) 💬 Supers, Coffees…

* (1:44:16) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn, Cesar

* (1:52:37) Shoutouts, Closing

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Trump cussed at Iran. Consanguineous marriages. Police chase tactics vs fleeing suspects. Life as a refugee or deportee. Don’t go personal: Don’t talk culture?

The Hake Report, Monday, April 6, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:03:26) News… Our guys rescued

* (0:05:38) Trump cussed on Truth Social

* (0:07:03) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:08:19) 📞 JEFF, LA: In—st

* (0:11:28) Consanguineous marriages

* (0:14:36) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Mary Rice Hopkins

* (0:16:42) M: Easter. Don’t call me traitor!

* (0:19:51) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Marrying cousins for inheritance, hold onto wealth; stereotypes; Muhammad

* (0:25:26) B: Spiritual canon, what makes BHI true?

* (0:26:35) 🗞️ Fatal police chases: Let them chase, let them expend!

* (0:35:50) 🗞️ ORR situation with 3yo daughter

* (0:39:07) 🗞️ Deported to Uganda as third country

* (0:41:58) 📞 TORY, CA: Police chases are ego; stories: Suspend chase policy

* (0:48:19) T: Story: Guy took advantage of it!

* (0:53:07) T: no serial killers anymore

* (0:54:15) 📞 RYAN, IL: Apologies to Ocala, no threats please

* (0:56:43) R: Rescue in Iran; CA high-speed rail; Artemis II moon trip

* (1:01:22) R… Would you go to space?

* (1:03:52) R: Don’t go personal, don’t talk about r—e,

* (1:07:56) R: Arrests: Philly fake cafe; Teacher-child, AR; Trans color

* (1:14:23) R: white population, nonviolent statistics, police

* (1:18:28) R: Druski–Erika Kirk

* (1:20:13) 📞 JOHN, KY: 14th Amendment… Fools, I—t for Christ

* (1:26:43) J: BHI canon?

* (1:32:34) 💬 Supers… enunciate OMT

* (1:40:07) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn, Ronnie, Popcorn

* (1:48:32) 💬 Chat shoutouts, DLive

* (1:49:24) 📞 ROBERT, KS: Trump so smart, yeah right

* (1:53:34) Outro

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NYT: avuncular Ayatollah. Marginalized Internet shutting down. Lee on the peculiar institution. A nation is a people. Bifurcated view of different peoples: New Orleans footchase story! “THE” crime statistic, per good-at-math caller?

The Hake Report, Friday, April 3, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:16) 🗞️ US jet shot down… Trump: Say UNC, Avuncular

* (0:07:53) 🎶 Hey, guys! Knowledge Is Poison - Hake tee

* (0:10:44) 📞 DANIEL, TX: Movie references.

* (0:12:45) D: Azzmador-JLP interview: Andrew Anglin

* (0:18:35) D: Art in OH, GGW

* (0:21:15) D: Lee letter to wife re: Slavery; Kentucky is beautiful

* (0:27:42) 📞 HADEN, TX: “KFC”; Pam Bondi out

* (0:33:05) H: Popcorn: “my people,” my nation …

* (0:41:17) H: Pride?

* (0:42:07) 📞 DAVID, Ocala: Bad News Bears

* (0:46:06) D: Ticked at callers talking about wives, very provocative

* (0:53:40) D: Bless Israel? Iran war? Pat Tillman… Fragging?

* (1:02:06) 💬 Supers: YT

* (1:04:03) 💬 Coffees…

* (1:08:47) 💬 Supers…

* (1:12:00) 📞 TORY, CA: Sheltered from “fiends”;

* (1:20:15) T: bifurcated view; Liberal education almost k’d me; Hispanics

* (1:24:51) 💬 Coffees… escape!

* (1:32:55) 🚫 ALEX, CA: get back to me

* (1:33:18) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Psalm 22; Israelites, Sunblock, Jesus

* (1:37:34) R: Go elsewhere

* (1:38:38) R: Ryan, John…

* (1:41:51) R: black-on-black crime “statistic” confusion

* (1:44:58) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Nation? Size of countries

* (1:50:07) Pre-Outro

* (1:50:40) 📞 ALEX, CA: Don’t understand one another

* (1:53:23) Outro

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Rocket deniers: God said don’t go to space? Is it wrong to be a proud black man in America? Who lacks self-awareness? Jaden Ivey: No preaching in the NBA!

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 2, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:46) News…

* (0:04:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:13) 📞 ROB, NorCal, single father, own business

* (0:09:26) R: Rocket fake, can’t see stars

* (0:17:24) 📞 ART, OH: COVID-19 shenanigans, white Americans

* (0:26:02) A: Loyalty, not betrayal… Love for black Americans

* (0:28:56) A: Haden, Mark, meet honorable black people; Ryan, read the room

* (0:32:10) A: Respect native American black people

* (0:33:59) A: Trump at Supreme Court, birthright citizenship; dual citizenship

* (0:37:29) A: NBA player kicked out for Christian preaching?

* (0:39:05) 🗣️ NBA story: Jaden Ivey, Colin Kaepernick

* (0:43:09) 📞 JOSH, GA: Can talk with anybody, unprovoked

* (0:50:10) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Welfare, Prov 30: 15… intentions

* (0:52:35) A: Suspicious space pics: Psalm 115: 16, Don’t go to heavens…?

* (0:58:21) A: Trump not Christian? Immorality, end times

* (1:04:53) A: Apocryphal books, pig DNA in corn

* (1:06:31) A: Emergency Room Covid test up the nose, “all about money”

* (1:08:17) 💬 Coffees…

* (1:11:03) 💬 Popcorn: Self-awareness, into one’s race?

* (1:15:41) 💬 Rumble: Liberation Day

* (1:17:32) 📞 HADEN, TX: Proud black man in USA? My people, self-awareness

* (1:23:00) H: Jaden Ivey, NBA, Adam Silver, culture against freedom, white

* (1:29:54) H: Mark Levin vs Our Future President on MAGA

* (1:33:50) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Shoutout to men

* (1:40:31) 💬 Coffees, go back? Supers, Rumble

* (1:41:40) 📞 RYAN, IL: Sorry y’all don’t

* (1:48:43) 💬 Supers…

* (1:51:00) 📞 BOBBY, TX: BHI; go on Whatever

* (1:53:56) Outro

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