The Hake Report

Rocket deniers: God said don’t go to space? Is it wrong to be a proud black man in America? Who lacks self-awareness? Jaden Ivey: No preaching in the NBA!

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 2, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:46) News…

* (0:04:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:13) 📞 ROB, NorCal, single father, own business

* (0:09:26) R: Rocket fake, can’t see stars

* (0:17:24) 📞 ART, OH: COVID-19 shenanigans, white Americans

* (0:26:02) A: Loyalty, not betrayal… Love for black Americans

* (0:28:56) A: Haden, Mark, meet honorable black people; Ryan, read the room

* (0:32:10) A: Respect native American black people

* (0:33:59) A: Trump at Supreme Court, birthright citizenship; dual citizenship

* (0:37:29) A: NBA player kicked out for Christian preaching?

* (0:39:05) 🗣️ NBA story: Jaden Ivey, Colin Kaepernick

* (0:43:09) 📞 JOSH, GA: Can talk with anybody, unprovoked

* (0:50:10) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Welfare, Prov 30: 15… intentions

* (0:52:35) A: Suspicious space pics: Psalm 115: 16, Don’t go to heavens…?

* (0:58:21) A: Trump not Christian? Immorality, end times

* (1:04:53) A: Apocryphal books, pig DNA in corn

* (1:06:31) A: Emergency Room Covid test up the nose, “all about money”

* (1:08:17) 💬 Coffees…

* (1:11:03) 💬 Popcorn: Self-awareness, into one’s race?

* (1:15:41) 💬 Rumble: Liberation Day

* (1:17:32) 📞 HADEN, TX: Proud black man in USA? My people, self-awareness

* (1:23:00) H: Jaden Ivey, NBA, Adam Silver, culture against freedom, white

* (1:29:54) H: Mark Levin vs Our Future President on MAGA

* (1:33:50) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Shoutout to men

* (1:40:31) 💬 Coffees, go back? Supers, Rumble

* (1:41:40) 📞 RYAN, IL: Sorry y’all don’t

* (1:48:43) 💬 Supers…

* (1:51:00) 📞 BOBBY, TX: BHI; go on Whatever

* (1:53:56) Outro

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People have no love. “Know” about Israel; how about Iran? Green bench: Hake, successfully race-baited! “Chopped,” good or bad! Iryna Zarutska mural take-down: “Controversial”

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 1, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:40) April Fools! … Disclaimer

* (0:05:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:08:22) 📞 RYAN, IL: No love! Demons!

* (0:14:40) 📞 HADEN, TX: Projection

* (0:19:05) H: Convenient slaves of Christ’s people

* (0:21:11) H: NJF misses Obama? Know about Israel, but how about Iran?

* (0:25:42) H: Iran, USA, Israel

* (0:30:31) H: UN Resolution about “gravest of crimes”

* (0:33:32) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: One, no malice. Another, crashing out.

* (0:38:21) W III: Speculation. Common sense.

* (0:41:24) W III: Sunblock

* (0:42:14) 📞 GREGGATRON, Midwest: Hake race-baited!

* (0:45:34) G: Yesterday: “What about, What if, GGW”? Public fighting. Stretching!

* (0:49:34) G: Iryna Zarutska mural to be taken down?

* (0:52:41) G: “Rizz” … “Chopped” as a good haircut …

* (0:56:34) G: “body is tea”... kids using lingo

* (0:59:15) G: How you do your show?

* (1:03:15) 💬 Supers from yesterday

* (1:05:40) 💬 Popcorn on hypothetical lemons from used car boss

* (1:12:55) 🎥 Iryna Zarutska news report

* (1:19:35) 💬 Coffees…. Mike, Chris, Based, Sion…

* (1:29:18) 📞 ALLEN, MI: JLP: Women everywhere! Gluten-free

* (1:33:20) A: Wildness… Peroxide hair

* (1:34:48) A: Bless Israel? Our blessings?

* (1:37:21) 🗣️ Blessed people bless Israel

* (1:38:07) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Used car salesmanship

* (1:39:57) W 7: Artemis II

* (1:44:30) W 7: Moon landing, I know it didn’t happen, biblical references

* (1:48:26) 💬 Supers, Coffees… END

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Judging the heart and mind of your fellow man: Y’all never talk about CWP’s (Caucasian White People), but they do it too! BTW: FE debunked: Light DOES bend!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 31, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:05:50) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:35) 💬 Supers: Mirages

* (0:13:16) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Gluten, Celiac Disease, Wife

* (0:16:35) D: Ruined pizza night, sick of Broccoli, H.W. Bush

* (0:19:20) D: Gas prices racket; Home prices

* (0:22:30) D: Crises make money; You’re just tax revenue to govt; Trump?

* (0:25:02) 🗣️ JOHN, KY vs D: Do you talk about whites?

* (0:31:07) DAVID: White people too…

* (0:33:15) D: Stories of black friends

* (0:35:37) D: David’s call got them riled! Wed 3-25-26

* (0:38:30) D: Story …

* (0:40:25) 💬 Super: misjudgin’

* (0:41:16) 📞 ART, OH: Ladies in leadership, schools, “bad kids”

* (0:45:37) A: Sometimes offended; teens jobs given away

* (0:48:26) A: Hake on not following the trends

* (0:49:40) A: Story as a kid, not participating with bad kids

* (0:51:31) A: Tiffany Henyard, acting Republican; don’t trust them!

* (0:53:44) A: AI “Alpha School”

* (0:55:52) 📞 AL, AR: Offended by silly things; Suspicion at stores; Facts

* (0:58:46) AL: AI warning, lack of skills in America

* (1:00:49) AL: Judging others’ hearts; Work, dignity; Comparing people

* (1:04:00) AL: Schools for girls, black girl magic

* (1:05:58) AL: JLP, Booker T Washington, entitled attitudes, be in demand

* (1:08:54) 🗣️ MAZE, OH vs AL: You talking to a CWP

* (1:10:37) MAZE vs AL: black doctors, black women in childbirth

* (1:13:44) M vs A: Ab—tion 50M black Americans; culture

* (1:15:22) M vs A: Hillary twerking? Black Girl Magic

* (1:19:01) MAZE: Ancestors, Ghana pushed UN resolution

* (1:21:17) UN resolution “gravest of crimes”

* (1:23:57) 💬 Super: CSAL

* (1:24:42) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn again, and Michael traitor

* (1:31:55) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Trump on funerals; Young death; AIPAC, Western Wall

* (1:37:06) Z: Loyalty?

* (1:39:27) Z: Loyalty for Trump?

* (1:47:07) Z: Erika mad about Druski; bullet mismatch

* (1:49:37) Z: Don’t vote Democrat

* (1:50:33) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Godfather? Sunblock invention? Jesus? John 8: 54

* (1:53:13) 📞 RYAN, IL… BYE, y’all!

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Human rights for “migrants” vs our nations. Israel, protecting Catholics, restricts Palm Sunday. Trump: Sharpies save money. Folic acid mandate to prevent Latino birth defects.

The Hake Report, Monday, March 30, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:03:10) 💬 Super: Empirical

* (0:13:43) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:15:51) 🗞️ Migration and law: US and EU

* (0:28:16) 🗞️ Israel looking out for their Christians…

* (0:36:30) Complicated business: Thanks, Anchor Baby

* (0:38:38) 🎥 Trump: Sharpies save money (CSPAN) …

* (0:46:02) 💬 Super: What good is FE? Unvaxxed?

* (0:49:09) 🗞️ Folic acid against birth defects

* (0:54:34) 🗞️ Press freedom / Folic acid continued

* (1:01:36) 📞 AMY, TX: Folic acid synthetic. Bread had folate naturally.

* (1:08:30) A: Fast food with fiber; pregnancy

* (1:12:01) A: Autism, inflammation

* (1:17:57) A: Mexican food, Corn

* (1:21:00) 📞 ALLEN, MI: gluten-free, wheat fiddling since ‘40s

* (1:27:44) Anchor Baby coming

* (1:28:30) 💬 Cesar: Funding Hamas

* (1:34:40) 💬 Popcorn: Far-left AP

* (1:38:40) 💬 Chris: One lady eating tortillas, make a law

* (1:40:42) 💬 Cesar: Naturally high folate foods

* (1:41:50) 💬 Supers YouTube

* (1:45:36) 📞 RICK, VA: Iran rain down fire; Strait of Hormuz

* (1:52:32) 💬 Popcorn: Economy collapsing per Allen

* (1:53:08) 🎥 Ron Paul 2009, Hamas created by Israel

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We don’t mean harm talking about y’all! But y’all are offended, talking about us! Hake’s Friday shirt. Oil crisis and gas prices. FE and space denial debate!

The Hake Report, Friday, March 27, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start: Headlines

* (0:02:59) Disclaimer

* (0:07:26) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:10:49) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Grew up with black people; Gap Band

* (0:13:46) D: NJF won’t be Prez!

* (0:17:04) D: Anger… Florida Gators

* (0:19:19) D: Leslie Jones; Future Prez

* (0:21:35) 📞 RYAN, IL: I was offended at “Ocala”; Restaurant bill ladies DTLA

* (0:26:39) R: “Us”?

* (0:30:27) R: Miss Erika Kirk said Charlie would do it again…

* (0:34:41) R: Believe in God? One God?

* (0:38:28) R: Closing

* (0:39:56) 💬 Super: Fri shirt

* (0:40:33) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Rio to Sidney

* (0:51:01) ROB: Moon landing? Earthrise?

* (0:56:42) ROB: Sherlock Holmes quote

* (0:58:10) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: spring break; fentanyl wife

* (1:04:39) S: China fentanyl, Opium… CHUMP

* (1:08:00) S: Oil, gasoline prices

* (1:09:21) S: We weren’t scared in the 80s, but the 40s-50s

* (1:13:16) S: Jesus

* (1:14:02) 📞 WILLIAM III

* (1:19:01) 💬 Coffees: Scott Ritter

* (1:25:49) 💬 Coffees: Druski, Cesar, Eric on value of women

* (1:30:57) 💬 Coffees: Eric on offense

* (1:33:02) 💬 Popcorn on sanity

* (1:36:28) 💬 Super: Shirt is nice

* (1:36:59) 📞 JAMES, KY: entertaining; Hake’s take on gasoline

* (1:40:36) J: Oil runs the world… high demand

* (1:46:46) J: Trump and Strait of Hormuz; Fracking

* (1:48:05) J: Fracking…

* (1:50:01) 💬 Super: Rumble Rant attacking Rob; Ko-Fi

* (1:52:58) 📞 MAZE, OH…

* (1:54:15) Outro

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More shrill voices on Trump’s Christianity and anti-war propaganda over Iran: Chicken Little cried, “The sky is falling!” Is that Scott Ritter? Lady called ICE on her roofers she didn’t pay?!

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 26, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:04:38) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:03) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Bibi manly? Stop. How’s Iran war?

* (0:10:42) M: Trump not Christian…? War unpopularity

* (0:19:54) M: Oil toll, Hormuz Strait… Chicken Little, the sky is falling

* (0:26:06) M: No JD Vance, Theil puppet

* (0:27:22) M: Trump 2016 vs Trump 2026?

* (0:27:44) 📞 JEFF, LA: Covid test isolation, setup for AI, robots

* (0:32:21) 📞 ZENNY, Canada too far gone! Distraction

* (0:35:14) Z: Enlistment cutoff from raised to 42

* (0:39:26) Z: 🎥 IG on strike, Strait of Hormuz prediction, Hegseth “criminal”?

* (0:43:30) Z: Can’t know about the girls’ school

* (0:49:10) Z: Stop the bad guys

* (0:53:15) 💬 Supers YT … Rumble…

* (0:59:36) 💬 Streamlabs BQ, Coffees: Cesar

* (1:02:34) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn: lady called ICE on her roofers

* (1:09:05) 🗣️ Popcorn, micro view vs big picture

* (1:11:50) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Christian? Druski 🎥 as Erika Kirk 🫣

* (1:17:25) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Restaurant bill incident; Careful what you say

* (1:20:44) A: No expectation on Trump; Hake forum; War evil…

* (1:25:00) A: Destruction of ancient technology, civilization self-cannibalizing

* (1:31:27) 📞 MARI, CA: Hi, daughter, physical therapy

* (1:36:54) 📞 RYAN, IL: Erika didn’t do it

* (1:41:33) R: Ocala channeling …

* (1:44:12) 💬 Super: Fit? Streamlabs JBP 60

* (1:46:22) 💬 Coffee: Look into Scott Ritter

* (1:51:48) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn hole in narrative

* (1:53:53) Outro

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Don’t worry over nothing. What are you paying for gasoline? Are you still with Trump? Is he not Christian? Melbourne, FL: Democrats and crime? Dershowitz or Fuentes?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 25, 2026 AD

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🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:43) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:06:38) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Daytona spring break; Dallas arrests; Leslie Jones SNL

* (0:12:31) D: JLP credit: Don’t worry about something that hasn’t happened; BLK 365

* (0:16:18) D: Proud of race; Different ethnicities; black names; vape

* (0:19:44) D: Name-calling, theology

* (0:21:37) D: Iran, Blue Oyster Cult, Divine Wind; Iran war, DHS, TSA

* (0:29:16) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Roadhouse; Arabic Church

* (0:35:34) 📞 HADEN, TX: Osama Jesus

* (0:37:39) H: Trump support: 80-percent?

* (0:42:20) H: Trump’s spirit… Thomas Massie? MTG? Israel…

* (0:49:57) H: Cheap gas! $2.45 Driving fun…

* (0:51:34) H: Markwayne Mullin; Kristi Noem; Marco Rubio

* (0:53:45) H: Marco Rubio distrust

* (0:55:55) 📞 ALEX, CA: $6.50 gallon gas; Sea Moss gel: vitamins, fiber

* (0:58:12) A: City, suburban, rural: property taxes

* (1:01:24) 📞 ARDENE, CO: Bearing false witness against Trump

* (1:13:06) 💬 Supers / Coffees: Mike…

* (1:15:32) 💬 Coffees: Anthony, Cesar

* (1:19:05) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn

* (1:24:14) 💬 Coffees…

* (1:24:59) 💬 YT Supers… baklava vs balaclava

* (1:27:30) 💬 Rumble: Feminist talking Christianity

* (1:29:14) 💬 YT Super: How do we benefit?

* (1:31:07) 📞 ABDULLAH, TX: Why resist logic? JLP, Trump

* (1:36:25) A: Good old days

* (1:40:28) 💬 Rumble Rants / Popcorn / YT Super

* (1:45:00) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Dem or Pro-Israel Repub?

* (1:52:04) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Best, Worst of Times; ISIS destroying monuments

* (1:54:13) Outro

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Trump on Mueller: True freedom of speech. Hake’s Israel-Iran “epistemology” gets criticized. Differences between Future Prez and TC, and that gal. OF founder RIP, 43.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 24, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:01) 💬 Supers/Rumble Rants

* (0:08:31) 🎶 Hey, guys! Helicopter

* (0:10:17) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Thought on Trump, “glad he’s d—.”

* (0:21:09) R: Respect? “Glad.” James 3, taming the tongue

* (0:27:30) R: Mark turning on Trump

* (0:30:12) R: South Africa, Mali, Ghana, Botswana

* (0:30:39) 🗒️ Polls on the war

* (0:35:48) 📖 James 3 the tongue

* (0:37:06) 🚫 ALEXIS

* (0:37:40) 📞 JEFF, LA: SAVE Act, back-handed insult; ICE, TSA, Epstein files

* (0:42:44) 📞 ALEXIS, CA: Trump honest about Mueller; Tongue scripture

* (0:46:58) A: Israel

* (0:48:19) A: Jesus’ color, “wool,” reading into it

* (0:53:18) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Bibi, Ghengis Khan, Jesus; Lebanon

* (1:02:44) Z: Iran discussion…

* (1:06:08) Z: Support for Trump on what? Immigration vs Iran, Epistemology

* (1:11:39) Z: Imagine Israel having more power than USA; Charlie Kirk, NJF

* (1:15:46) 📞 MARK, L.A.: turned on Trump; Immigration enforcement

* (1:20:14) M: Putting Tucker in jail? Talking to Iran?

* (1:22:00) M: Candy, loving Israel

* (1:27:01) 📞 TERRI, OR: Iran’s culture… they’re human too

* (1:33:38) 💬 Super: Ko-Fi, Fanny Kelly and Oatman girls

* (1:36:29) 💬 Coffees: Mike

* (1:39:12) 💬 Coffees: Eric … Shmorn gone at 43! NJF

* (1:43:38) 💬 Supers: YT

* (1:45:54) 💬 Coffees… Cesar, Popcorn, more

* (1:54:04) 🙋‍♂️ Outro: Priority callers

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The Hake Report, Monday, March 23, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:35) Iran war, Mueller RIP

* (0:06:07) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:08:29) 🗞️ DHS, ICE, LaGuardia Airport

* (0:13:33) 📞 JOHN, KY: Any criticism of Israel, Trump?

* (0:19:40) J: Joe Kent; War

* (0:23:35) 📞 MARK: Kent, Tucker, Trump being used

* (0:27:01) M: Is Bibi manly?

* (0:29:48) M: They got Trump like Joe McCarthy

* (0:31:07) M: Israel’s ways … control of the Middle East?

* (0:34:43) M: Kirk assassination, Joe Kent theory

* (0:39:12) M: Trump, Zionism, Islam groups; world communism

* (0:42:48) M: Iran vs Israel, Russia vs USA; SAVE Act vs RINOs

* (0:46:01) 📞 MIT, Australia: UAE, etc. Camel Spiders

* (0:49:36) MIT: Q: Iraq, Afghanistan, what’s going on?

* (0:56:56) MIT: Peace on earth

* (0:57:56) 🗞️ Not winning the war

* (1:03:22) 💬 Coffees: Eric, Popcorn on Mueller RIP, Trump

* (1:11:08) 💬 Coffees: Haden, Shroud of Turin imaging

* (1:14:00) 💬 Coffees: Cesar Trump faked wanting Iran deal? …

* (1:20:30) 💬 Popcorn pressed Hake to answer: Biblical celebration?

* (1:23:50) 💬 YT Supers…

* (1:25:30) 🎥 Bibi quotes Will Durant

* (1:28:32) 💬 Coffees: Cesar: Iran trustworthy? Popcorn: Defend Trump? …

* (1:33:07) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Esau, Red, Karl Marx, Communism

* (1:37:46) A: Amalek, Cannibals… Haman the Agagite

* (1:47:16) 📞 DAVID, TX: Iran strike on US-UK base Diego Garcia

* (1:52:33) 📞 ABDULLAH, TX: Be thankful to live in USA, love Trump

* (1:54:26) Outro

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News: RIP Chuck Norris; Space ship slow roll; Trump’s next top guys. Caller turns on Trump because of Hake and Israel?! The late Cesar Chavez gets MeToo’d from the 60s.

The Hake Report, Friday, March 20, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:05:41) 📸 Chuck Norris, RIP

* (0:12:06) 🎶 Hey, guys! Chuck met Trump!

* (0:17:43) 🎥 Artemis II rollout

* (0:20:59) 🗞️ News…. Amazon phone, Ibuprofen, China

* (0:25:29) 🗞️ Judge for trans care against HHS RFK

* (0:29:42) 🗞️ Markwayne Mullin, “Native American”

* (0:33:37) 🗣️ Marco Rubio will he overcome?

* (0:36:53) 💬 Coffees… Mike on Trump “glazing”

* (0:43:58) 💬 Coffee: Greggatron on Allen

* (0:45:37) 📞 MARK, L.A.: I don’t support Trump; You don’t run your show right

* (0:50:45) M: “White Guilt”; SAVE Act; MAGA is divided over Israel

* (0:53:40) M: No right to exist… Why did you switch?

* (0:57:00) M: Joe Kent

* (1:00:54) M: Israel will control Middle East oil

* (1:03:49) M: Mass Amnesty? Working with Antifa

* (1:08:06) 📞 JEFF, LA: Joe Kent was Dem;

* (1:11:20) J: Why Canadian callers badmouth Trump?

* (1:13:56) 📞 TERRI, OR: Cesar Chavez street renaming in PDX

* (1:23:00) T: Epstein, Jimmy Page, R. Kelly, groupies

* (1:28:00) T: Dolores Huerta …

* (1:34:49) 📞 HADEN, TX: Shroud of Turin… Jesus spiritual

* (1:40:49) H: Christianity in America, losing our religion

* (1:42:45) H: Jesus 3D imaging

* (1:44:00) 📞 JOHN, KY: POC Jesus. Mark on Trump. Love Israel.

* (1:46:49) 💬 Coffees…

* (1:52:36) 💬 Supers… END!

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