More shrill voices on Trump’s Christianity and anti-war propaganda over Iran: Chicken Little cried, “The sky is falling!” Is that Scott Ritter? Lady called ICE on her roofers she didn’t pay?!

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 26, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:04:38) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:03) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Bibi manly? Stop. How’s Iran war?

* (0:10:42) M: Trump not Christian…? War unpopularity

* (0:19:54) M: Oil toll, Hormuz Strait… Chicken Little, the sky is falling

* (0:26:06) M: No JD Vance, Theil puppet

* (0:27:22) M: Trump 2016 vs Trump 2026?

* (0:27:44) 📞 JEFF, LA: Covid test isolation, setup for AI, robots

* (0:32:21) 📞 ZENNY, Canada too far gone! Distraction

* (0:35:14) Z: Enlistment cutoff from raised to 42

* (0:39:26) Z: 🎥 IG on strike, Strait of Hormuz prediction, Hegseth “criminal”?

* (0:43:30) Z: Can’t know about the girls’ school

* (0:49:10) Z: Stop the bad guys

* (0:53:15) 💬 Supers YT … Rumble…

* (0:59:36) 💬 Streamlabs BQ, Coffees: Cesar

* (1:02:34) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn: lady called ICE on her roofers

* (1:09:05) 🗣️ Popcorn, micro view vs big picture

* (1:11:50) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Christian? Druski 🎥 as Erika Kirk 🫣

* (1:17:25) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Restaurant bill incident; Careful what you say

* (1:20:44) A: No expectation on Trump; Hake forum; War evil…

* (1:25:00) A: Destruction of ancient technology, civilization self-cannibalizing

* (1:31:27) 📞 MARI, CA: Hi, daughter, physical therapy

* (1:36:54) 📞 RYAN, IL: Erika didn’t do it

* (1:41:33) R: Ocala channeling …

* (1:44:12) 💬 Super: Fit? Streamlabs JBP 60

* (1:46:22) 💬 Coffee: Look into Scott Ritter

* (1:51:48) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn hole in narrative

* (1:53:53) Outro

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