Rocket deniers: God said don’t go to space? Is it wrong to be a proud black man in America? Who lacks self-awareness? Jaden Ivey: No preaching in the NBA!

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 2, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:46) News…

* (0:04:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:13) 📞 ROB, NorCal, single father, own business

* (0:09:26) R: Rocket fake, can’t see stars

* (0:17:24) 📞 ART, OH: COVID-19 shenanigans, white Americans

* (0:26:02) A: Loyalty, not betrayal… Love for black Americans

* (0:28:56) A: Haden, Mark, meet honorable black people; Ryan, read the room

* (0:32:10) A: Respect native American black people

* (0:33:59) A: Trump at Supreme Court, birthright citizenship; dual citizenship

* (0:37:29) A: NBA player kicked out for Christian preaching?

* (0:39:05) 🗣️ NBA story: Jaden Ivey, Colin Kaepernick

* (0:43:09) 📞 JOSH, GA: Can talk with anybody, unprovoked

* (0:50:10) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Welfare, Prov 30: 15… intentions

* (0:52:35) A: Suspicious space pics: Psalm 115: 16, Don’t go to heavens…?

* (0:58:21) A: Trump not Christian? Immorality, end times

* (1:04:53) A: Apocryphal books, pig DNA in corn

* (1:06:31) A: Emergency Room Covid test up the nose, “all about money”

* (1:08:17) 💬 Coffees…

* (1:11:03) 💬 Popcorn: Self-awareness, into one’s race?

* (1:15:41) 💬 Rumble: Liberation Day

* (1:17:32) 📞 HADEN, TX: Proud black man in USA? My people, self-awareness

* (1:23:00) H: Jaden Ivey, NBA, Adam Silver, culture against freedom, white

* (1:29:54) H: Mark Levin vs Our Future President on MAGA

* (1:33:50) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Shoutout to men

* (1:40:31) 💬 Coffees, go back? Supers, Rumble

* (1:41:40) 📞 RYAN, IL: Sorry y’all don’t

* (1:48:43) 💬 Supers…

* (1:51:00) 📞 BOBBY, TX: BHI; go on Whatever

* (1:53:56) Outro

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