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Another caller announces his departure. WHCD: “Shots fired,” a figure of speech! American identity: Assimilation into the world, alas. We’re TOO welcoming! Iran war: Bad move?

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 30, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:11) “N” word truth

* (0:05:32) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:06:50) 📞 Haden: last time, disrespected

* (0:13:25) 🖼️ Grok imagery

* (0:15:44) 💬 Cesar, WH Press Sec, crying, lying

* (0:23:09) 💬 Coffees: Based? Greggatron: Shame

* (0:26:48) 💬 Shameful, Shameless, ign’ant, not a gang

* (0:34:02) 📞 Terri, OR: American identity… Melting Pot? Assimilation?

* (0:41:11) T: American culture is different, louder than some

* (0:44:00) T: Pandering, catering to different identities

* (0:47:25) T: “You can shop here,” Fried Egg I’m in Love, union drama

* (0:52:00) 📞 John, KY: That’s feminine. My daddy’s son.

* (1:01:49) 📞 William 7: freedom… “Repro-rights,” Foster system

* (1:01:49) 📞 Joshua, CA, 1st: Immigration, what’s happening to whites…

* (1:23:10) J: People are welcoming it… Freedom of speech, MLK, discriminating

* (1:35:17) 📞 Maze, OH: You never had it so good!

* (1:39:57) 💬 Coffees… .Popcorn: Lockwood?... Tedious, YT Supers…

* (1:45:54) 💬 Coffees… people angrier, spoiled

* (1:47:51) 📞 Rick, VA: Different nations, different outcomes

* (1:50:56) 📞 Frederick: Running off fanbase! Iran thoughts?

* (1:53:22) 📞 Rob, NorCal: tomorrow! Firmament; Story…

* (1:54:16) Outro

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50-minutes of a black man’s “lived experience” with “weaponized” words. Love YOUR enemy, but not GOD’s enemy? Dating an autistic girl?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 29, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:23) News…

* (0:05:24) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:15) 📞 Ronnie, OH: Why isn’t there a

* (0:13:35) R: Overreacting to words, fighting words

* (0:20:05) R: Rappers mad…

* (0:35:04) R: Beta not to fight?

* (0:42:49) R: Weaponizing

* (0:49:55) R: How come you’re saying it?

* (0:57:43) 📞 Allen: Matt 5: 43-44, love your neighbor, enemy

* (1:05:47) A: Godly hatred? Personal enemy vs God’s enemy

* (1:12:39) A: Gretchen Whitmer hearing God’s Word?

* (1:16:23) 📞 Tim, TX: Autism, dating an autistic girl

* (1:24:45) 📞 Maze: Ignorant word… Dem-Rep, same

* (1:32:41) Anchor Baby 💬 Supers on YT: Bashing Ronnie, Allen

* (1:35:53) 💬 Coffees…

* (1:45:06) 💬 Rumble Rants: a word’s power

* (1:46:12) 📞 Tory, CA: craziness

* (1:52:14) 📞 Brady: We bend over backwards

* (1:53:48) 📞 Rick, another time!

* (1:54:07) Outro

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They tried to get my President! When to mention race? Norah O’Donnell’s “evil” intentions: Imagination? Mary Phagan: It was the janitor?! CO college pills bill.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 28, 2026 AD — there was no Hake Mon 4-27-26

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:05:17) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:08:04) 💬 Supers: Aghori… old biblical wise men

* (0:10:29) They tried to get him! And you gullible people think it was fake!

* (0:13:48) 🙄 “The Wide Awakes,” so corny!

* (0:16:48) Punchie TV: Bill knows about corruption

* (0:21:01) 📰 Self-described race of the suspect: per Journal-isms

* (0:29:25) Half-black, half-white… Obama, Trump….

* (0:36:58) 📺 CNN: Obama 2011 WHCD vs Trump; What does Roger Stone know?

* (0:42:10) 📰 Back to story

* (0:47:29) 💬 Supers: YT

* (0:48:27) 💬 Coffees: KMike

* (0:50:48) 💬 Popcorn on Michael

* (0:58:16) 💬 It’s all connected: Cesar

* (1:06:17) 💬 Popcorn: Nora O’Donnnell, Mary Phagan, naive to evil

* (1:21:47) 💬 Cesar, Eric exhortation

* (1:23:53) Chat shoutouts

* (1:27:36) 📰 Viktor Orbán, smearing MJ; AP on this day Apr 26: Mary Phagan

* (1:35:01) 📰 Chernobyl; Juries … fair trial for Trump?

* (1:39:03) 🤩 Trump on Reflecting Pool for cheap!

* (1:43:30) 📰 …Kimmel… vs Trump and Melania

* (1:46:30) 💬 Popcorn: human nature, projecting a broken standard

* (1:50:37) 📰 Aborsh Meds on Campus CO bill

* (1:54:41) Outro

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“High-T” men can be provoked by words! Low-T men too calm? People who believe in anger won’t question themselves. Does fraud go unpunished?

The Hake Report, Friday, April 24, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Yesterday’s drama spills over…

* (0:04:31) 📰 News… Trump, Iranians

* (0:06:43) 📰 White South African… Denaturalization efforts… D4vd

* (0:11:27) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:13:07) 📞 David, Ocala: Can’t just stand there

* (0:19:55) David Story: “demon” drawing plate swapped for rainbow!

* (0:23:01) 💬 David Supers: God, toughness, forgave mother?

* (0:30:31) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Yesterday, pearls to swine

* (0:35:38) 📞 Brady, “Cuckoo,” Indian, Grand Canyon, Vegas

* (0:41:35) B: We’re not spinning. Polaris …

* (0:42:31) 📞 Jeff: Tripping on a word, history, dehumanizing

* (0:49:20) 💬 Rumble rant yesterday; False power; Supers

* (0:51:10) 🪙 Jesse silver coin

* (0:55:12) 📞 Ryan: OK’d disrespect

* (1:01:49) 💬 Popcorn: “Fraud,” drunk with anger

* (1:09:51) 💬 Coffees: Anthony on some sense

* (1:12:55) 📞 Maze: telling people what to do

* (1:19:01) 📞 Alex: Accountability, Criticism

* (1:27:36) 💬 Greggatron to Ronnie

* (1:31:19) 💬 BasedAF: Karen Bass, Trump

* (1:32:54) 📞 John, KY: Art come to his senses, enemies

* (1:44:45) 💬 Coffees… on the controversy, supers

* (1:52:16) 🚫 Haden, another day

* (1:52:35) 📞 Iason: Humility, never humiliated

* (1:53:54) 🎶 Michael, Canada… END

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A little news, then an explosive conversation between black and white Americans — about “disrespectful” words, or one in particular.

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 23, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:07:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:10:39) 📰 Billions of dollars: “Waste, fraud, abuse” allegations

* (0:15:30) 📰 Israel Settler “violence”

* (0:19:25) 📰 Bizarre, highly unusual

* (0:26:30) 📞 Alex: Days since Mark; N Pavlov training; “You need to leave!”

* (0:36:02) Alex: Japan society; How could child turn g—?

* (0:38:22) 🗣️ Art vs Alex: You got no respect, California! Angry! Cussing…

* (0:43:25) Art: Disrespecting men… boundaries

* (0:56:00) Art: Respect, getting crazy, not crazy enough

* (1:05:15) Art: Jesus and Jesse …

* (1:13:40) Art: Manipulative with that word

* (1:15:52) 📞 Garrett, NH: egging, taking it to heart

* (1:17:59) 📞 Pete, AK: Disrespecting while crying disrespect

* (1:20:56) 📞 JC, Little Rock: I don’t like that word

* (1:31:58) 💬 Supers: YT, coffees: Gee Willickers; Popcorn

* (1:35:26) 💬 Coffees: Ann Abor, Greggatron: They become what you call them. KMike

* (1:42:11) 💬 Coffee: Tapdance explanation

* (1:46:50) 💬 CA Gov debate, Words, Hake arguing with coffees…

* (1:54:26) Outro

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JLP’s patience. Can you be Democrat and Christian? Artemis II “actors” fact check. Medicine for depression? Anti-Trump complaining like women? “N”-joke wasn’t personal!

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 22, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:06:17) 📞 Garrett, NH: Sick. Prayed. Jesse patience w/ caller.

* (0:13:24) 📞 Haden, TX: If we lose black Americans (BuyMeACoffee tip)

* (0:15:19) H: Charlie Kirk on true Christianity and Democrats

* (0:24:22) H: Fear of being a minority? Why use “fear”?

* (0:25:55) 📞 David, TX: Tulsi WH press conference: Treason? Obama admin

* (0:32:14) D: RHCP song: Space in a CA basement; Artemis II actors?

* (0:38:10) 💬 Coffee: KMike: C vs F, Quebec, Vermont

* (0:45:38) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn doesn’t see Jesse’s wisdom on mothers-fathers

* (0:51:14) 📞 Bobby, TX: Medicine for depression, anxiety?

* (1:07:33) B: Go on Whatever, debate

* (1:08:09) 📞 Meade, VA: SPLC charged; Virginia redistricting

* (1:13:23) M: IDF soldier may have been Muslim? Unmixed diversity

* (1:17:32) 💬 Supers: YT: Wars?

* (1:19:28) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on misinfo vs Google, Wikipedia

* (1:26:01) 💬 Cesar: Ketanji

* (1:29:05) 📞 Art: Complaining like a woman? You too old to say that!

* (1:39:44) A: Identify with being black? “N”-joke…

* (1:47:47) 💬 Supers, YT: Emotional

* (1:48:53) 💬 Popcorn: Be OK with whatever we say?

* (1:53:16) Outro

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The problem as a minority? Trump critics on the right. Defund Catholic Charities! The cure for depression? Bieber’s boyhood joke, still touchy!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 21, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:07:27) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:08:15) 📞 Haden, TX: Grow up? SA cider. LA domestic incident.

* (0:16:30) H: Why is becoming a minority a problem?

* (0:18:55) 📞 Ronnie, OH: What are you afraid of?

* (0:27:50) R: Christian, Conservative

* (0:30:59) 📞 Lucas, CA: Dad got me tripping!

* (0:35:37) 📞 Zenny, Canada: Trump FISA

* (0:41:54) Z: Anti—ism laws? Anti-white laws? Hate?

* (0:51:14) Z: Our Future President vs Our Greatest President

* (0:55:44) 📞 Chris, NC: Psychedelic prayer, honest silence, higher vibration

* (1:04:47) 📞 Maze: Love thy neighbor. CWPs. Psychedelic money.

* (1:11:38) 📞 Allen, MI: JLP, 8 children, Japan immigration

* (1:15:26) A: Zenny, Mark-lite, Catholic Charities, PPFA, Mike Johnson

* (1:22:41) 💬 Supers/Coffees

* (1:25:07) 📺 If they left…

* (1:27:02) 📞 Alex, CA: Wary on Future Prez; Cure depression…?

* (1:32:50) 🗣️ Church lesson

* (1:33:50) 💬 Coffees: Why care? Heaven? Popcorn: American?

* (1:38:20) 💬 Ibogaine… Cesar… Fed civil war?

* (1:43:22) 📞 Art, OH: Chainsaw, run N-joke, crossing boundaries

* (1:47:50) A: Illegal trucking: Trump too soft

* (1:53:26) 💬 Covering up resentment… END

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South Africa crime. Trump’s psychedelic EO: Good/Bad? Ouija board history. Louisiana father vs 8 children, women. White people in the Bible? Troglodytes and other ancient people.

The Hake Report, Monday, April 20, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

* (0:04:11) 🎶 Hey, guys! (FB live)

* (0:07:02) 📞 Coco, L.A.: South Africa m—, “n” word 2000s

* (0:13:45) C: Abusive people can’t see

* (0:16:18) 🗣️ Love is out the window 💬 Popcorn on “Ibogaine”

* (0:22:39) 📺 Trump on Ibogain, Ozempic, etc.

* (0:25:35) 📞 Bobby, TX: God’s plants, lobotomy

* (0:38:30) Changing your outlook is better

* (0:39:54) 📞 Jeff, LA: Louisiana incident — a black man

* (0:41:48) 🗞️ 8 children

* (0:44:21) 🖼️ IDF soldier

* (0:48:27) 💬 Coffee: N. Heat, accessing spiritual dimension; Ouija

* (0:56:00) 🗞️ Peruse the news: Measles, John Fetterman

* (1:02:04) 🗞️ Voter shenanigans…

* (1:07:30) 🗞️ Tom Steyer

* (1:10:38) 📞 John, KY: Iran Trump.

* (1:15:28) J: JLP is real…

* (1:19:28) J: Anybody white in the Bible?

* (1:23:25) 📞 James, KY: Troglodytes, humanoids

* (1:29:28) James: Christian?

* (1:33:16) James: Oil, fuel companies

* (1:38:03) 💬 Super: Empire of the Sun, “Walking on a Dream”

* (1:41:32) 💬 Popcorn: Father of 7… no blame for the mother?

* (1:46:22) 📞 William 7, CA: Trump psychedelics conference

* (1:53:23) Outro

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Don’t say “parasites.” What’s the fear of becoming a minority? Mouse experiments: Spoiled, non-reproductive. South Africa chant: Do WHAT to the farmer? Good ones “tap-dancing”?

The Hake Report, Friday, April 17, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:06) M— was the case!

* (0:04:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:06:16) 📞 Haden, TX: Disrupters. “Leeching” but not dehumanizing

* (0:12:39) Q: Will we be a minority? 2045?

* (0:21:13) Won’t get better…? Hope not in what happens…

* (0:25:02) 📞 Jeff, LA: Trump, Iran war, economic stats; Jesus pic

* (0:29:58) 📞 Allen, MI: The Mouse Experiments, “behavioral sink”

* (0:32:52) Interracial vs “inbreeding,” too far, too close; Kingdom of Heaven

* (0:40:25) 🗣️ John, KY, vs Allen: Repenting, sinning, 1 John 3

* (0:48:37) Allen: Love God, love neighbor, keep commandments

* (0:50:55) 💬 New, Coffees… CDC black woman! Suspicion. KillerMike

* (0:56:44) 💬 Coffees: JC, Eric on Brandi and excitement

* (1:00:42) 💬 Haden exposes 📺 SA

* (1:05:18) 💬 Eric on Sin

* (1:07:56) 📞 Ronnie, OH: fear of minority

* (1:15:44) Name-calling “parasite” is hate; “tap-dancing”

* (1:23:41) 🗣️ Mark’s last call?!

* (1:24:51) Matthew 5

* (1:27:08) 💬 Super: SA

* (1:27:58) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn

* (1:31:33) 💬 Cesar: Iran beef

* (1:36:54) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Anger, Suggestions, Lamentations

* (1:42:03) 📞 Alex, CA: Why fear minority

* (1:46:18) 💬 Cashapp, Coffee — JC advice for Haden

* (1:48:20) 📞 Iason, Canada: AI people; Jesus eclipse, new CR calendar

* (1:53:29) Outro

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JUST 30 MINS!

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 16, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start

(0:02:28) 🎶 Hey, guys!

(0:03:17) 📞 HADEN, CA: ttyl

(0:04:22) 💬 Supers YT: Brandi thoughts, US-Iran 1953, draft

(0:12:10) 📞 TORY, CA: Friend

(0:13:53) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Dad draft, Jane Goodall-looking neighbor, fight ICE

(0:17:50) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Israel, prophecy? Or man-made?

(0:22:12) 💬 Coffees….

(0:27:59) 💬 Popcorn: Trump’s AI pic “gaslighting”?

(0:30:50) Outro

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