The Hake Report

Concern-trolling Iran war. Our Future Prez and Our Greatest Prez love America. CA and TX: Aztlán? Ever had a torta? Were WWII Allies Antifa?

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 5, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:06:23) 📞 MIT, Australia: Countries won’t help us with Iran!

* (0:15:15) M: Why is your mind so busy?

* (0:20:16) M: I love you, mate…

* (0:21:00) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Why CNN?

* (0:23:50) W III: Arab nations supporting Israel vs Iran

* (0:26:24) W III: China, Russia, Iran? Black American groups

* (0:30:49) W III: Putin…

* (0:32:25) 📞 HADEN, TX: NJF: Vote Dem? Protest over Iran War

* (0:38:07) H: Midterms ‘26, Our Future Prez is heard.

* (0:40:21) H: X: CNN: Trump better than Obama, W. Bush?!

* (0:44:21) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Women? R—ism or character? Work: I’m not the stereotype

* (0:49:25) C: Holland celebrating Ramadan

* (0:53:12) 💬 Coffees: Cesar

* (0:55:31) 💬 Coffees: Chris, Cesar again

* (0:58:48) 💬 Coffees: Chris, Marc on Tucker, Cesar on deist vs atheist

* (1:02:47) 📞 HECTOR, L.A.: Aztlan, Mexicans taking over …

* (1:10:16) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Jewish neighborhood in L.A., no anger? Pico…

* (1:16:00) W 7: Saudi Arabia, Muslim and Catholic garb, black

* (1:20:09) 📞 BRIAN, MO: Antifa co-opted WWII

* (1:29:35) 📞 ARDENE, CO: WHM, Georgia O’Keefe, Hedy Lamarr

* (1:33:04) A: WWII history, shocked.

* (1:34:22) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Obesity in Mexico… Coming to America

* (1:37:36) M: WWII correcting the record…?

* (1:41:52) M: Tortas…

* (1:42:35) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Auschwitz, Poland

* (1:46:05) S: Don’t let W III tell you what to do.

* (1:47:00) S: Iran vs USA…

* (1:50:56) 💬 Rumble Rants…

* (1:53:40) 💬 YouTube Supers … OOPS! End

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Is America Babylon? Bad to mock a stutter? Are drugs Christian? Iran or Mexico: Who’s worse for America? Hadiths: Muhammad’s water miracle.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:47) Man of his word

* (0:07:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! … Wall Goin Up

* (0:10:03) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Mocking stutters; BHI prophecies? Israel

* (0:18:59) D: Supporting Israel? Netanyahu? CA mileage tax?

* (0:21:22) D: USA Babylon? Raised Christian? Do you know Jesus?

* (0:26:32) 📞 MARK: Mexico or Iran? Bashing Anchor Baby, Jeff, LA

* (0:31:26) M: Ego mess

* (0:34:40) M: Iran war… Interruption

* (0:36:49) M: Pot vs Christianity

* (0:43:39) M: Israeli DNA test for Abraham…?

* (0:45:43) M: Will Iran War help or hurt?

* (0:48:13) M: Pat Buchanan, Ezola Foster…

* (0:51:17) M 💬 Chris: China, Fentanyl, Iran

* (1:02:18) 💬 Cesar : God name

* (1:07:30) 💬 Mike: Trump controlled by Israel?

* (1:10:15) 🎥 Rubio, Trump

* (1:13:16) 💬 Anthony on Aisha

* (1:19:19) 💬 Cesar: Dr— vs P—t

* (1:20:35) 💬 Pilled and Coffee: Iran threatened Trump?!

* (1:22:28) 📞 ALLEN, MI: America is Babylon? Personal attacks; Dr—

* (1:29:33) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Muhammad squirted water between his fingers, per Hadiths

* (1:33:59) W 7: Mormons’ … black people

* (1:37:37) 💬 Supers: Trump quote re: sh—t… Babble on

* (1:39:00) 💬 Popcorn: Trump, Spain, sugar, caffeine

* (1:47:01) 📞 BRIAN, MO: Fascist regimes… My grandpa

* (1:50:21) 📞 ROBERT, KS: Caffeine, P—; Babylon, Gilgamesh; Iran

* (1:52:41) 📞 JAIME, MN: Israel v productive; stop blaming, save money

* (1:54:11) Outro

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Egos argue about Iran and Trump. True Israelite lineage: black, white, or Jewish? Was Elvis a paid Shabbos goy? BTW: All immigrants are not equal!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 3, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:53) Intro

* (0:03:50) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:05:15) 🎥 Trump-Hamas deal, Sept 2025

* (0:11:11) 📞 JOHN, KY: Trump working

* (0:16:11) J: Fuentes’ take

* (0:18:11) 🗣️ HADEN, TX & JOHN, KY: impulse control. Agree.

* (0:20:38) H vs J: Trump or Biden… Don’t need your validation.

* (0:23:32) J vs H: BHI prophecies. “Stuttering.” Christian cult.

* (0:27:04) H vs J: Slave ships, Africa… Bye, virgins!

* (0:28:58) 📞 HADEN: Virgins, name-calling, Hebrew Israelite “identity”

* (0:33:52) H: Missile strikes? Obama or Bibi? “Positive thinking”

* (0:38:40) H: TX vs CA…

* (0:39:44) 📞 JEFF, LA: Trump 2011 on Iran nuclear; Father-daughter story

* (0:43:32) J: NAACP

* (0:44:14) 💬 Supers… Trump ego…

* (0:48:34) 💬 Coffees… Mike, Elvis, Jaime

* (0:50:42) 📞 COCO, L.A., from Holland, the attitude in America, John

* (0:58:06) 📞 JOHN, Houston: Ego, fitness message, phone tool trick

* (1:03:09) 💬 Super… dig deep? Fluoride?

* (1:04:27) 💬 Coffees…. Eric on mind identity lostness and anger

* (1:08:43) 📞 ALLEN, MI: White Israelites

* (1:17:58) 📞 JAIME, MN: True Jewish identity? People talking about me…

* (1:19:57) J: Judging based on content of character; John the Baptist

* (1:24:07) J: Elvis got paid… Trail of Tears

* (1:25:36) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: Egyptians black?

* (1:28:45) A: Popcorn on immigrants against immigration, incentive structure

* (1:33:46) A: H—s—lity in Koran? Mohammed in Supreme Court?! 1935 Adolph Weinman

* (1:37:20) A: Muhammad Law: Young man at relative’s/friend’s house

* (1:41:49) 💬 Supers, Coffees… YHWH, LORD or Lord

* (1:46:27) 📞 RICK, Hampton: Adam & Eve, biracial, pre-mixed; Noah’s sons.

* (1:52:00) R: black Americans…

* (1:54:03) Outro

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5 things to know for March 3: War with Iran, Nationwide protests, Primaries, Clinton depositions, Nancy Guthrie

In the news today: Trump faces critics who say he needs to explain why he’s sending U.S. troops into war with Iran and what his endgame strategy is; Iranian nuclear sites are hit and Americans flee the Middle East as the conflict widens; and new videos of the Clintons’ testimony about Epstein. Also, a midair rescue and dazzling photos from the endlessly colorful celebration of Holi.

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Trump struck Khamenei (and Ahmadinejad?). “Iraq 2.0”? Did Trump promise not to go to war with Iran? Do you feel betrayed?

The Hake Report, Monday, March 2, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:01:08) Khamenei is gone. Austin…

* (0:04:45) Vote Democrat? Our Future Prez

* (0:07:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:09:23) 💬 Super: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

* (0:13:05) 📞 WILLIAM III: Trump strikes Iran

* (0:18:47) W III: Ilhan Omar

* (0:19:37) 📞 ALEX, CA: News freakout: Not a big deal

* (0:24:19) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: WWIII

* (0:29:43) Z: Persians are white

* (0:35:00) Z: Trump betrayed me. 💬 CBILL

* (0:38:59) Z 💬 CBILL: Mother… Weakness… B&J

* (0:41:29) Z: Projection like a woman!

* (0:45:39) 📞 JEFF, LA: Mark, pro-choice, black Americans

* (0:46:53) J: Trump’s not Bush, Obama; Venezuela oil

* (0:49:25) J: Canada hockey

* (0:50:46) 📞 BRIAN, MO: Iran 1953. Blowback. Iraq 2.0 on steroids

* (0:56:21) B: Bad reenactment. “No new wars”?

* (1:01:30) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Truth first casualty of war; Outcome unknown

* (1:07:10) A: PPFA Bill Gates’ father; Energy runs the world

* (1:11:21) 📞 JAIME, MN: Congrats; Iran threatened Trump! RIP soldiers…

* (1:16:53) J: Propaganda…

* (1:19:03) 💬 Supers… Rumble

* (1:22:44) 💬 Coffees…

* (1:25:06) 🎥 NJF: Iran prediction 2 years ago

* (1:27:30) Trump Truth

* (1:30:15) 🎥 Trump: Operation Epic Fury

* (1:32:22) Austin incident…

* (1:37:36) Jesse Jackson, denied Capitol Rotunda

* (1:41:46) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Man accused me of stealing!

* (1:44:43) 📞 RONNIE, OH: China?

* (1:48:57) 💬 Chat: FB: Soldiers under Kamala? Khamenei: white?

* (1:52:20) 🗒️ Sinners vs One Battle After Another? Actor Awards, Oscars

(1:53:58) Outro

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Here for black entertainment! Identities divide. Mixing: OK or bad? “One on Christ”? End of BHM: JLP, Obama, Ruby Ridges…

The Hake Report, Friday, February 27, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:27) Wrestling

* (0:06:01) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:46) 💬 Coffee: Mike: Trump admin, lame

* (0:10:21) 💬 Coffee: Mike: voting age, requisites

* (0:12:18) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: JLP’s love. W III black entertainment

* (0:16:51) 📞 JACOB, Belgium, 1st: Ted Cruz tweet pro-legal immigration

* (0:21:45) J: Flanders, Belgium, should be Netherlands; France Napoleonic

* (0:24:45) J: US Civil War

* (0:26:26) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Bill and Hillary.

* (0:29:00) W III: Civil Rights-era teens, now old today; Acting immature

* (0:33:44) Laughing inappropriately

* (0:35:42) 📞 BEVERLY, KY, 1st: Our Future Prez doesn’t hate that group

* (0:40:05) 📞 RONNIE, OH: BHM … JLP, Obama

* (0:47:03) 🎥 Kaelin’s 8th grade BHM for JLP

* (0:48:45) 💬 Supers on YT… FE, schizophrenia… Thomas Sowell…

* (0:53:08) 📞 JOEL, NY: Race is divisive

* (0:55:42) J: Loyalty to where you live and work … Hake on identity, division

* (0:59:37) J: Identify with what’s right… Obama division… Minority is now…

* (1:04:52) J 💬 Trinidadian roots

* (1:05:21) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Things over God; MJ; Prohibition women

* (1:17:42) 💬 Coffee: Haden on POC and 🎥 white culture

* (1:21:26) 💬 Sion… criticism for Mark?

* (1:22:53) 💬 Popcorn: BHM 🎥 Ruby Ridges, 1st grade, NOLA

* (1:31:26) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Marcus Garvey. Liuzzo. Voting Rights.

* (1:33:04) M: Tom Metzger, interracial issue… Safety before?

* (1:37:53) M: Galatians 1: 10; 3: 28…

* (1:41:14) 💬 Supers: Tebriga 2x / Coffee: Popcorn

* (1:45:19) 💬 Cesar: 30s and 40s…

* (1:49:57) 📞 COCO, L.A. Chill, Popcorn! BHM: Josephine Baker.

* (1:52:49) 📞 ART, OH: Brief points to expand later

* (1:54:19) Outro

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👨🏾‍🦲 The Fallen State 442: Jason “Mayhem” Miller

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Voting at age 60? Our Future President: mixed? Surface-level thrills: just bashing. Women’s politics, Jesus’ politics? RIP Jimmie Lee Jackson, Viola Liuzzo. 😔

The Hake Report, Thursday, February 26, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:22) Celebrate

* (0:03:40) 🎶 Hey, guys! Bad job!

* (0:06:30) 💬 Coffees: Mike: Afghanistan: Canadians, not Israelis

* (0:08:34) 💬 Mike: over 60? Harold Melvin & Blue Note: Wake Up, Everybody

* (0:12:33) 📞 RYAN, IL: Appreciate everything we do

* (0:20:55) Save it for WHM not BHM, do what you want

* (0:21:22) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Formula 1, Canadians, Tariffs, private jobs

* (0:27:24) W III: BHM, Mark vs Ronnie

* (0:28:46) 📞 HADEN, TX: NJF for Prez. Pro-H, anti-J

* (0:38:53) H: Admitting to committing crime

* (0:40:17) 💬 Supers 🎮 Super Effective

* (0:41:13) 💬 Popcorn: Ended DEI, illegal discrimination

* (0:47:38) 📞 KEVIN, NY: Constructive criticism; World’s standard? Thrills bashing

* (0:53:12) K: Why did it feel like he meant “all”? Surface-level talk

* (0:58:45) 🎶 AI music from Jake Husdon

* (1:03:17) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Black History Month, Viola Luizza’s 1965 incident

* (1:09:33) M: Surface-level bashing for thrills?

* (1:13:28) M: Communist? Civil Rights bill unconstitutional, 14A

* (1:17:03) 📞 BRIAN, MO: Women? Clarify? Manipulative?

* (1:23:09) B: No cross of religion & politics

* (1:26:22) B: Catholic Agnostic… Women’s progressive voting

* (1:28:33) B: Wealth disparity, Reagan…

* (1:34:00) B: Billionaires, Epstein and women

* (1:37:34) 💬 Popcorn 🎥 Jimmie Lee Jackson

* (1:41:37) 💬 BBQ Pringle: Check email 📧

* (1:42:50) 💬 Supers…. Trillionaires SHOULD exist

* (1:44:40) 💬 Coffees: Cesar, Gab AI vs GPT

* (1:48:33) 💬 Popcorn: Keep up the live fact checking

* (1:50:35) 💬 Crime switch?

* (1:53:10) Outro

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Fit white pothead met his goals, but took “degenerate” personally. Future President’s “Epstein” quarter-zip is a joke! Are my donors your business?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 25, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Supers

* (0:05:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! JLP tee, OOP

* (0:08:38) 📞 HADEN, TX: black fathers, Juneteenth, BHI, BHM

* (0:13:17) H: Trump SOTU… honoring people

* (0:19:02) H: Maduro, Venezuela, Mexico, capture

* (0:20:41) H: What is a conservative? Love?

* (0:26:48) H: Is Trump H—? Wish he was more radical?

* (0:31:04) H: Trump Black History Month

* (0:32:47) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Our Future President, not listening

* (0:37:31) M: Epstein quarter-zip joke, Baron Trump

* (0:40:22) 📞 ALEX, CA: Pot pearl-clutching. Functional “degenerate”?

* (0:49:01) 🗣️ ALEX vs ALLEN, MI: Health. To feel good?

* (0:53:21) ALLEN: Cleansing

* (0:55:23) 💬 ALLEN Supers

* (0:57:08) 📞 DAVID, TX: “Recovery.” Growing? Funds other things. Spirit, escape.

* (1:04:18) D: Cultural decline, Legalizing increased crime, Reefer madness is real; CO

* (1:10:41) 💬 Cesar on infantilizing 14-25yo agenda

* (1:15:58) 💬 Popcorn: nunya bizness

* (1:21:09) 💬 BasedAF… SOTU

* (1:24:44) 📞 ART, OH: Liberal laws… Effects: Memory, gateway, people’s elbow

* (1:30:52) A: Trump Ilhan Omar

* (1:32:32) 📞 RYAN, IL: D’s vs S— change

* (1:34:39) 💬 Eric: Women, Subjective/Comparison/Ego, Unconsciousness

* (1:38:50) 💬 Cesar: defensiveness

* (1:41:25) 💬 Popcorn on medical financial influences

* (1:44:35) 💬 Lori not on it!

* (1:45:46) 💬 Nicky: Lost horrible men

* (1:47:18) 💬 Porkchop on bike locks

* (1:48:46) 💬 Cesar on Eric

* (1:49:55) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: It sneaks up on you

* (1:53:42) Outro

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Boomers hash it out with “constructive criticism.” Taking something to calm down? Epstein accusers were grown. They’re infantilizing teens. Our Future President knows.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 24, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:40) Hey, guys!

* (0:04:20) 💬 Super

* (0:04:51) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Billy Chemirmir story

* (0:09:00) D: “False prophet”? Israel… Tucker? Cruz, Huckabee

* (0:14:35) D: Hating them is wrong

* (0:16:05) 📞 MARK & DAVID: Voting Rights Act, unconstitutional; Who’s worse?

* (0:18:25) M vs D… to chill out? Zionist or Islam? God’s chosen…

* (0:23:40) M vs D: St Augustine, FL; Gummies, thorns and thistles

* (0:28:42) M vs D: Refraining from alcohol; Addictive?

* (0:31:32) M vs D: NJF? G. Beck vs Biden, sign of the cross, Bibi?

* (0:35:20) D vs M: Name-calling, constructive criticism

* (0:37:04) M vs D: Father Charles Coughlin, different groups…

* (0:39:26) DAVID: Paula White, NAR, Christ pushers

* (0:41:23) 📞 HADEN, TX, attempt at Mar-a-Lago, white liberals…

* (0:47:20) H: How far we’ve come; Or fallen so far… Voter split…

* (0:50:50) H: Q’s: Vance? Rubio? NJF? EPSTEIN…

* (1:01:57) H: Epstein’s responsibility… Who’s the victim? Trafficking?

* (1:04:51) H: Tucker detained in Israel? MTG…

* (1:08:06) H: Trump, Epstein, felonies

* (1:11:04) 💬 Coffee: Jesus BBQ Pringle

* (1:12:12) 💬 Popcorn: Viola Liuzzo, banned caller gripe

* (1:15:48) 💬 Ronnie: Future Pres? Gal 1: 10; 3: 38?

* (1:18:20) 💬 BBQ Pringle…

* (1:21:30) 💬 Cesar: Wine, healthful dinner

* (1:24:37) 💬 Popcorn: Not doing any favors!

* (1:27:24) 💬 Supers, Rumble

* (1:30:34) 💬 Pilled

* (1:31:47) 📞 STEVE’N, MA: No hate…

* (1:37:03) 📞 RYAN, IL: Complaining

* (1:39:28) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Be careful… HOLD

* (1:40:34) 📞 RICK, VA… Self-examination; I love people; tariffs, Trump

* (1:45:24) ALLEN: MJ stagnation: Lost the spark of innovation; Not really J’s

* (1:49:50) 💬 BBQ Pringle

* (1:51:22) 💬 Cesar: Fact about 70s rockers and teens

* (1:53:57) Closing

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5 things to know for Feb. 24: State of the Union, Bomb cyclone, Mexico violence, Nancy Guthrie, Ukraine

In the news today: U.S. Olympic gold medalists decline to appear at Trump’s State of the Union address; a medical influencer resigns from CBS News following Epstein revelations; and how a meeting with his lover led to the killing of cartel leader “El Mencho.” Also, berries are giving new hope to a very unusual parrot species.

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Mexico in terror after fatal failed attempt to capture cartel boss: “victory”? Is fresh meat quality down lately? Viola Liuzzo’s Voting Rights Act. Hake and J’s.

The Hake Report, Monday, February 23, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:24) Chest Day

* (0:04:18) Hey, guys! Hake tees

* (0:08:06) 🎥 CJNG leader El Mencho

* (0:16:11) More info… 🎥 Terrorists terrified

* (0:21:27) 🎥 Prince Andrew at the Louvre

* (0:22:44) 🎥 CNN shorts: “Punch” the monkey

* (0:24:38) 📞 ALEX, CA: Fake fresh meat? Weird texture, gamey

* (0:29:31) A: Potheads are resistant to brainwashing, per Epstein?

* (0:31:40) Anti-Rumble Rant

* (0:33:28) 📞 DAVID, TX, wife’s family moved to Puerto Vallarta

* (0:36:31) D: Hake likes dead places. Cartel

* (0:37:42) D: Meat.

* (0:41:32) D: Covered wagons in TX!

* (0:42:42) 🗒️ Malicious compliance!

* (0:45:37) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Covid meat, lab-grown meat? Mushrooms Fungi

* (0:52:00) W7: JLP BQ

* (0:53:39) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Punchie’s Coffee, Huron County, good food

* (0:56:54) A: Glyphosate cancer concerns; Jubilee leave land fallow

* (1:00:59) A: Ground beef, mystery meat, tube steaks?! Nitrates.

* (1:02:06) A: People are bigger…

* (1:06:06) A: Super: Why farmers don’t stop for Jubilee: Debt money

* (1:09:05) 💬 Super: Jules Rumble Ranting

* (1:11:18) 💬 Nicky on Princess cave

* (1:12:27) 💬 Mike on Mark on Jesse

* (1:13:32) 💬 Popcorn… Viola Liuzzo

* (1:15:26) 🎥 CBS report

* (1:19:48) 💬 Coffees… Biggus! BBQ Pringle: Biology; Cesar: Whole food!

* (1:24:24) 💬 Supers: Cloudbops Canadian; Food; Voting Rights

* (1:27:13) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: When America was great?

* (1:31:50) S: Jesus for Mark

* (1:36:21) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Charlie Kirk, Jewish donors

* (1:38:33) M: Viola Luizza done by a Fed informant?

* (1:42:53) M: Tucker vs Huckabee… DNA test for Jewish people?

* (1:44:16) M: Sent a pamphlet…

* (1:46:54) M: Supporting them? Become a real Christian.

* (1:49:12) 💬 Supers… Billy Joel?! Civil Rights. $7K. Jesus per the Bible.

* (1:51:00) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn: Anything specific about Voting Rights?

* (1:53:00) 💬 Coffee: BBQ Pringle, clearer sentences please! Jewish Jesus

* (1:54:15) Outro

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5 things to know for Feb. 23: Mexico violence, Winter storm, TSA PreCheck, Olympics conclude, BAFTA film awards

In the news today: Mexico’s army kills the country’s most powerful cartel leader; millions in the northeastern U.S. are stuck at home under road travel bans and blizzard warnings; and the EU says the U.S. must honor a trade deal after the Supreme Court blocked Trump’s tariffs. Also, the U.S. hockey player who got his teeth knocked out before scoring the goal that won Olympic gold.

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What does conservatism mean nowadays? So-called “Supreme Court” strikes down Trump tariffs. Stonewalling marriage. Judging brainwashed people. JLP caller on-hold, ticked!

The Hake Report, Friday, February 20, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / JLP show glitch

* (0:04:40) 🎶 Hey, guys! “You don’t look like a cage fighter”

* (0:07:35) 💪 Exercise: Now pushups AND dips!

* (0:09:00) 📞 MICHAEL: Broke my heart… respect… Donations

* (0:14:15) M: Can’t hate! Work!

* (0:17:41) M: Ronnie a good show…

* (0:19:15) 📞 JOE, NY, 1st: What’s it mean to be conservative? Ronnie, Mark, Malcolm X, JFK theory: Mack…

* (0:22:15) J: Trump, Vance, NJF. Mamdani 9.5% property tax hike

* (0:23:40) J: Conservatism means… nothing! Ronnie, Same-sex marriage

* (0:29:15) J: Obamacare beginning of end of healthcare

* (0:30:50) J: Caribbean accent

* (0:31:15) J: Trump giving billionaires control: Zuckerberg, Gates, Ellison; Pam Bondi, Kash Patel; Democrat major players; Courts running the country

* (0:36:24) 🗒️ “Judge” Sunshine Sykes

* (0:44:26) 💬 Supers: YT, can you ban Kevin for blasphemy?

* (0:45:42) 💬 Popcorn … Computer Glitch!

* (0:46:51) 💬 Popcorn So-called Supreme Court struck down Trump Tariffs

* (0:53:17) 📞 JOSH, GA, not judging brainwashed people

* (0:56:25) J: Pouncing on every lie with the truth… Patience

* (0:59:31) J: Our Future President…

* (1:02:44) J: Trump is the man

* (1:05:48) 💬 Coffee: Ronnie

* (1:16:34) 💬 Coffees: Mike

* (1:18:19) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Theocracy?

* (1:22:12) A: Jesus, Capstone, Kingdom

* (1:24:51) A: Ecc 9: 15, don’t count anyone out!

* (1:26:59) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Tariffs Supreme Court… Ronnie, demonic!

* (1:29:18) M: JLP show…

* (1:34:02) M: Little St. James financed by Les Wexner, The View

* (1:39:19) M: Epstein … Took the money…

* (1:44:05) M: Slogan… Israel…

* (1:46:15) M: Supers…

* (1:48:13) 💬 Popcorn: Hake worldview

* (1:51:45) 💬 Last Supers… END!

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5 things to know for Feb. 20: Andrew’s arrest, Iran tensions, Plains megafire, Nancy Guthrie, Olympics

In the news today: A federal judge accuses the Trump administration of terrorizing immigrants; the Colbert controversy heats up the Texas Senate race; and Alysa Liu gives the U.S. its first women’s figure skating Olympic gold in 24 years. Also, see what happens when cops go undercover as lion dancers.

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