The Hake Report

Alt theories on the Bible: Serpent’s seed? O.T. God? Sonya Massey and Sean Grayson: Both wrong? Who’s worse: Epstein or Muhammad?

The Hake Report, Thursday, February 5, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:04:34) 🎶 Hey, guys!

(0:05:46) 📞 ALLEN, MI: hybrid Obama; Jesus vs bankers, Jubilee; Figs works of men

(0:17:01) 📞 ERIC, AZ: Adam, Eve, serpent’s children vs Adam’s; O.T. God is Satan?

(0:23:38) E: How did Cain learn evil, if from Adam, not the Serpent?

(0:29:17) E: Real God wouldn’t punish and k—?

(0:32:39) E: War, ego… Father? Asleep? Eve? God or Serpent?

(0:35:43) 💬 Supers / Coffees: D—? Worshiping Jewish Jesus? Superior? Noble?

(0:40:34) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Not an apple. 🚫 COMPLICATED BUSINESS

(0:42:40) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil… Like a child

(0:45:54) W 7: See/read the Bible differently now? “God with us.”

(0:51:15) 📞 DAVID, Ocala: Be like God? Serpent-seed doctrine? Wheat and tares?

(1:04:43) D: Sonya Massey and Sean Grayson, children of the Devil?

(1:10:38) D: Ronnie, you’re part of the problem! Voting Biden!

(1:12:38) 💬 Popcorn on Hake vs Hake on Sean Grayson, Sonya Massey

(1:22:30) 🎥 Haden’s Rockwell CBC interview clip

(1:25:41) 💬 Supers … Rumble Rants yesterday on “Americans”

(1:28:15) 📞 ANTHONY: Punchie TV; Godlike Jesus, Word of God, Memra

(1:38:19) A: Olav, Islam or Zionism? Force vs Temptation

(1:43:30) A: Epstein or Muhammad? Aisha…

(1:48:21) 💬 Supers / Coffee: Cesar

(1:51:09) 💬 Popcorn … Slippery slope, off the rails: David, Haden

(1:53:45) 🙋‍♂️ END

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Sean Grayson, political prisoner? Callers discuss: Whose country is America? “Conservative” Obama voter? Who is the biggest problem?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 4, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:04:14) 🎶 Hey, guys! 🙉 sorry, kids, ladies

(0:06:42) 📞 HADEN, TX: BHM, black history month

(0:10:17) H: Sean Grayson case…

(0:15:29) H: Justified. Political prisoners.

(0:20:23) H: Irish vs Scottish, NJF, future president, dad?

(0:24:44) H: Anti-Israel is good?

(0:27:20) 🗣️ RONNIE vs HADAN: black right to live in USA?

(0:35:27) R vs H: “Conservative”; Voted Trump? Kamala? Vance?

(0:41:44) 💬 Supers to Haden: White liberal progressives… No Hate?

(0:46:18) 🗣️ MARK vs RONNIE: Vote Obama, hate; 1790, 1802, 1870

(0:52:24) M vs R: A want for pro-America black Americans

(0:55:58) M vs R: Good black men… rare! Evil in major cities… Riots of 1967

(1:01:12) R vs M: Racist “radical” Republicans? … not Trump

(1:05:57) M vs R: Democrat Party is against white Americans

(1:12:04) 📞 OLAV, Norway: Punchie TV: Islam or Zioism? OJ? MJ?

(1:16:13) O: Faith to move mountains? … belief’s power

(1:20:08) O: Islam, Zionism… Quran

(1:22:30) 📞 ART, OH: We been here! … No love or loyalty…

(1:27:35) A: Saddam, fake news for war! Your women. Not just us!

(1:33:28) 💬 Coffees: Greggatron; Popcorn’s ICE concerns, Fugelsang?!

(1:38:49) 💬 Coffees: Ego Is Real: Teachers’ guilt, Reparations hypocrisy?

(1:39:44) 💬 Chris, BBQ Pringle: on Ronnie, males, women, black Americans

(1:42:27) 💬 Chris, Haden, BBQ: What in the Piers Morgan! Rockwell tip… FAITH.

(1:43:38) 💬 Cesar: America’s issues… and “problem” people!

(1:47:45) 💬 YouTube Supers… Moses, WRoscoe

(1:48:50) 💬 Streamlabs: Animus: Israel, gigachad Epstein, Antifa salute fine

(1:51:27) 📞 JEFF, LA: China birthright citizenship scamming!

(1:52:40) 📞 JAIME, MN: John, KY, go “back”? Forced out! Call-in tomorrow!

(1:54:22) CLOSING (Sorry, forgot Rumble Rants!)

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Sean Grayson deserve 20 years? FE: curved water? 1870s black inventions. Is a 13yo innocent?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 3, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:02:57) News, IQ vs disciplined mind

(0:06:59) Hey, guys!

(0:09:15) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL, Rashad Richey, Sean Grayson, Chauvin, Taxes, education

(0:16:59) D: perpetual 14yo mind

(0:18:18) D: Epstein didn’t himself? L.A. Fires… gas prices

(0:22:47) 📞 ROBERT, KS: FE

(0:32:55) R 💬 Supers, fallen angels, slaves of a sort

(0:36:44) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Never tell a woman (design)

(0:39:00) A: That call with Brian, STL, LOOONG convo, “execution”

(0:41:42) A: Taxes, “democracy,” “our children,” MAID coming, no FE

(0:45:13) 📞 RYAN, IL: Sonya Massey; George Floyd case overboard on Chauvin

(0:48:54) R: Public school teachers with students

(0:50:10) R: Black History, toilet improvements, 1870s, black inventions

(0:54:08) R: What we do? Elected Trump!

(1:00:33) R: Leaders and suckers are both to blame…

(1:02:13) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Vaush. Sean Grayson incident vs black cops

(1:13:14) 💬 Supers from YT

(1:16:17) 💬 Coffee: Cameo

(1:18:03) 💬 BasedAF 🎥 Coo-al four suns and moons, RuNews

(1:20:30) 💬 Popcorn: Nationalize elections? R party?

(1:28:01) Anchor Baby soon

(1:28:41) 💬 Super: Rumble Rant: Africa, X Live chat…

(1:30:21) 📞 KEN, IL: Ladies taking advantage of kindness, feeding a monster

(1:34:18) K: No NFL, NBA, Hollywood, TV, Cable… Billie Eilish, Entertainers

(1:38:57) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Marines, Bougie C—, Name-calling

(1:47:14) 💬 Coffees: Cesar

(1:49:53) 💬 Popcorn: Clear up child blame in adult incident?

(1:52:14) 💬 Coffee: CBILL, open borders

(1:52:28) 📞 RONNIE, OH: BHM: James Madison

(1:54:06) Outro

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Hating home… RIP H. K. Edgerton… FE gets dunked-on… Don Lemon and terrorized church people… Segregation: Is it about character?

The Hake Report, Monday, February 2, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:04:06) 🎶 Hey, guys!

(0:05:37) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Anime resentment stories

(0:11:10) 📞 MEADE, Richmond, VA: RIP HK Edgarton; Commiewealth of VA, CA

(0:21:43) 📞 ALEX, CA: Epstein Report, half-truths

(0:28:37) 💬 Supers 1: FE IG debunked? Lasers bend, atmospheric refraction

(0:34:05) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: FE r—d; Church terror, Don Lemon; China

(0:39:41) W III: Warm weather brings bodies; “Migrants”; Epstein; FE, gravity, water

(0:46:47) W III: Riots, L.A.; Karen Bass, radical; Black Panthers

(0:50:52) 💬 Greggatron sings JLP

(0:53:48) 💬 Mike coffees…

(0:56:00) 💬 Anthony on FE

(0:59:12) 💬 Popcorn on Don Lemon federal charges

(1:05:06) 💬 Popcorn: segregation and individuality, character and race

(1:09:59) 📞 ART, OH: Character, neighbors, schools, people’s culture, local freedom

(1:15:58) ART: Rob in NorCal, one-trick pony? FE, NASA, photographs of globe earth

(1:18:10) ART: Civil Rights for Churches, Don Lemon; Fraud hurting black Americans

(1:25:52) ART: Pookie Doo, fat best friend, kicked my bus seat, bro died, not the same… people at the bottom in competition with immigrants…

(1:31:05) 📞 MARK, L.A.: black contribution vs cost. Right-wingers don’t harass!

(1:33:00) M: Spain amnesty for 500K illegal migrants; Europe; Left-wing threats

(1:39:50) M: Some get fired; Alex Pretti, a nurse! South Africa plight; Cuba, Venezuela; Castro, Ed Sullivan; Communists, “Red Scare,” John Birch Society

(1:49:22) 💬 Coffees: Cesar, Popcorn, BBQ Pringle, Rumble Rants, End!

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Unmask & bodycam ICE? “Free Luigi”? Trump, father of the world, put war with Iran on calendar?! Mountain lion in SF? It’s OK not to have an opinion or watch the Alex Pretti video. FE further debunked!

The Hake Report, Friday, January 30, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Unmasking, Bodycams…

(0:05:06) Disclaimer / death threat on journalists

(0:07:46) Punchie’s coffee / Beverly Hills

(0:10:52) Chest Day 🎶 Hey, guys!

(0:13:03) 📞 LUCAS, CA: “Full potential”? … Maze

(0:18:46) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Georgia illegal R—; “Free Luigi,” no death penalty

(0:25:47) DAVID: “Jesus Saves” billboard

(0:26:59) DAVID: Credit to JLP fighting for what’s right

(0:31:49) 💬 Supers…

(0:32:12) 💬 Coffees from Mike in Canada

(0:38:35) 💬 Popcorn on deportations and blame

(0:41:15) 💬 Coffees: CBill, Sion… Nicky M.

(0:43:58) 📞 MIT, Australia: Trump is Christian! Iran is an issue.

(0:48:48) 📞 WILLIAM III: Trump’s deportation work

(0:52:06) W III: Older terms like Colored and Negro, “African American”

(0:53:47) W III: New Black Panthers

(0:55:26) W III: Mountain Lion in Pacific Heights… N-word firing

(0:59:00) W III: Carried away with callers…

(1:00:41) 📞 TERRI, OR: STL Brian, mad you didn’t watch Alex Pretti video

(1:03:22) T: PDX solidarity with Minneapolis, general boycotts

(1:09:38) T: Don’t have to have an opinion!

(1:12:10) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Alberta and Canada deal with China?

(1:15:03) J: “Jesus an immigrant”

(1:17:33) 🗺️ Geography of Canada

(1:19:39) 💬 Popcorn: Nicki, Mark, WIII, Don Lemon?

(1:25:40) 💬 Coffee: Stats

(1:29:35) 💬 Cesar: Freemason

(1:32:41) 📞 ROB, NorCal: FE debate

(1:49:51) 📞 MARK, L.A.: My language. Nuclear option NOW!

(1:53:24) Outro 💬 Rumble Rants. Popcorn, Maze, Rick next week!

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Hake got caught not paying attention. 🙈 Long calls with ICE incident critics, two Brians. Black Americans. Alex Pretti. Ashli Babbitt. Iran is Iraq?

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 29, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:03:38) Patience? NOT!

(0:04:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! Teeth tee!

(0:06:37) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Punchie Penguin

(0:12:09) W7: Jesus is not God billboard

(0:15:36) W7: FE. Copernicus. I’m not angry. You’re not paying attention!

(0:18:20) 📞 BRIAN, NOLA: ICE doing too much. How about Jacob Frey?

(0:26:48) B: New Orleans crime…

(0:34:49) B: Silliness of…

(0:40:50) B: Trump

(0:42:21) 📞 BRIAN, STL, MO, 1st: Domestic. Iran=Iraq. Gulf of Tonkin. WWII.

(0:46:58) B: ICE distraction from Iran. Alex Pretti. Executed!

(1:04:15) B: Iran.

(1:10:10) B: Canada, Denmark, free healthcare.

(1:15:43) 📞 DAVID, TX: ICE incident. Alex Pretti.

(1:25:03) D: Ashli Babbitt, J6’ers had no business. Renee Good.

(1:28:12) 💬 Coffees: Greggatron, Cesar, Terri

(1:31:21) 💬 Popcorn: Police state, right or left?

(1:37:05) 💬 Coffees: Bernie Mac… Brian forgive mama; Supers…

(1:40:29) 🙇 Sorry, W7! 💬 Supers… Bibby

(1:44:45) Callers’ audio not working on Hake’s end…

(1:48:20) 💬 Supers

(1:49:10) 💬 Supers

(1:52:23) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Worst episode!

(1:54:00) Outro

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Calls: Interracial attraction and rap culture. Trump has no stomach to stay strong…? Tender-hearted discussion about Alex Pretti and police.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 28, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:04:05) 🎶 Hey, guys!

(0:06:23) Embracing senseless

(0:07:24) 💬 Super: Shout-ooot

(0:08:28) 🗒️ DSM update

(0:18:17) Trump, Immigration, Minnesota: Wait and see

(0:20:36) 📞 GREGGATRON, Midwest: Show up disrupting your job

(0:26:50) G: Interracial; 80s, 90s rap and white women

(0:33:35) 📞 ALEX, CA: Have ‘em. Pleasing women?

(0:35:04) A: No-stomach Trump: deportations, fraud, distraction

(0:40:31) 🗒️ Alex Pretti

(0:43:45) 🎥 ICE agent paid well, appreciated by protesters

(0:45:56) 💬 Super: Run DMC

(0:47:38) 📞 WILLIAM III: Dignity of black people: Ideas from history

(0:51:41) WIII: Wrestling with cops

(0:52:32) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Anger. MN shooting. Alex Pretti.

(1:09:34) 📞 KASEY, Seattle, WA, 1st: Friends listen.

(1:17:50) K: Don’t worry…

(1:22:45) Announcements… NICK!

(1:24:19) 💬 Coffee: Jacob Frey clip

(1:27:25) 💬 Popcorn: Reparations “work”

(1:30:10) 💬 Popcorn: Down Home incident

(1:33:21) 💬 BasedAmericaFirst: Homeless charity scam

(1:35:05) 💬 Sion: Greggatron is right

(1:36:10) 💬 Cesar: Cultural bad influence

(1:40:27) 💬 Popcorn: Protest… authoritarian

(1:44:46) 📞 RYAN, IL: Police incidents

(1:48:19) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Correction. Carpetbaggers

(1:49:50) 💬 Supers from YT

(1:51:14) 💬 Popcorn: Mark wouldn’t wanna be my neighbor!

(1:52:27) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Trained to be rebellious

(1:53:56) Outro

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Keith Green: Jesus is the Way. Crime in the North, 1950s: Less in the South! On r—, s—, and lies in history. Minneapolis: Fatal foolishness.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 27, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:02:36) 💬 Super: TIME article upcoming

(0:04:56) 🎶 Hey, guys!

(0:08:33) 💬 Supers… Cesar on Ye, Nick

(0:16:13) 💬 Coffees…

(0:18:57) 🎥 Keith Green on Christianity…

(0:26:07) TIME, 1958

(0:38:02) Super: WalkingRoscoe

(0:40:09) 📞 OLAV, Norway: English accent, Perfect Peace? Trust?

(0:44:00) O: Adulthood at 16?

(0:48:22) 📞 JOHN, KY: W 75-pct R… Promiscuity

(0:56:19) 📞 MARK, L.A.: FBI, 1950s crime in the South; Marcus Garvey railroaded

(1:03:07) M: 1790… Civil Rights Act history

(1:06:04) M: Southern crime; due process; ICE, Menendez judge. God’s side

(1:11:31) M: Pre-natal care

(1:13:21) 💬 Popcorn: Bodycams

(1:19:38) 💬 Eric: Rap

(1:20:33) 💬 Popcorn: Ridiculous: Grow… R vs Lying

(1:24:45) 💬 Eric: The matrix escape

(1:25:33) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Are you fast?

(1:27:33) 📞 ARDENE, CO: Ethiopia, Africa, Christianity, history, no hate

(1:32:14) A: South Africa

(1:33:08) 📞 MIT, Australia: Jesus before 30.

(1:40:28) 💬 Popcorn: Needling

(1:42:13) 📞 RYAN, IL: Y’all outta control! Renee Good, Alex Pretti

(1:49:20) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Leo Frank story, ADL, the South, Carpetbaggers

(1:54:11) Outro

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RIP Alex Pretti: Libs excited. Ever play dumb to fit in? A white man and black Jewish Christian talk. Haters have their “good ones,” based on judgment. Some people want hate!

The Hake Report, Monday, January 26, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:02:23) 🙏 RIP Alex Pretti

(0:05:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! Daddy didn’t leave… LOCK YOUR DOOR

(0:10:21) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Weather! Greta…

(0:12:56) J: Nick prediction

(0:14:03) J: Ye song in club

(0:17:13) 📞 KEN, IL: Dems’ new G. Floyd for midterms

(0:22:31) K: Dumbing oneself down… 45 on nightstand, for…

(0:26:15) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Rockwell edu; Ducks and Hens… Calls…

(0:30:36) A: School, cliques

(0:33:35) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Dumbing self down? Who’s in power?

(0:36:27) S: Daddy “Beta.”

(0:38:08) S: Semper Fi, Simple Fi? I’m in the middle.

(0:39:53) S: Republicans, Dixiecrats

(0:42:18) S: Disagree with using ICE… Homicides down?

(0:45:25) S: DUI’s

(0:46:51) S: Grew up with Hispanics

(0:48:14) S: Who hates whom? Mark-bashing… American N—. Ken too.

(0:54:24) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Fable by Rockwell, NJF

(0:56:18) M: Alex Pretti, Italian? Fascists were not N… Poles. Black Americans..

(0:58:57) 🗣️ ZENNY & MARK: B’s & J’s

(1:01:30) M & Z: Immigration plan, minorities

(1:05:41) M & Z: Protests, suspend constitution, voting Republican

(1:07:15) Z & M: Don’t vote JD Vance! Over Newsom?

(1:09:24) Z & M: Rate Trump’s 2nd term? B. Israel.

(1:11:35) Z & M: Christian Jewish person. Ivanka Trump?

(1:12:35) Z & M: Christ’s sacrifice? They want us to hate them? Chosen?

(1:15:39) Z & M: Anti-Communism or anti-Semitism?

(1:18:22) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: NJF in a club, song

(1:20:55) 📞 CALI, CA: Einstein

(1:22:02) 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: Crime? Interracial women.

(1:26:56) M: Haters… White Americans and appreciation

(1:31:51) M: Kids… Be like Christ…

(1:33:43) M: Mexican Mafia…

(1:34:49) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Lynyrd Skynyrd tee

(1:37:08) D: MLK denied Christ? Abby Phillip CNN… black men are strong

(1:39:59) D: What it was like… black schools and churches

(1:44:02) 💬 Coffees… Jermaine, Haden, Mike

(1:47:54) 💬 Popcorn… Kash and Hake speak out of turn on incidents

(1:51:51) 💬 Eric… Hake’s MESS of a BQ answer. END

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Hake is not into callers getting personal, but they do: Gossip and slander. “Can’t we all just get along?” 57 symbols on a Brooklyn playground?! Church protest vs J6: Which was worse?

The Hake Report, Friday, January 23, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:01:26) 💬 Rumble Rant: Haitian revolt / Tech issue…

(0:06:03) 🎶 “Dreamanow” - Bright Lights

(0:10:28) Hey, guys! Lynyrd Skynyrd.

(0:13:10) 📞 HADEN, TX… MLK mess…

(0:18:56) H: Correct me on John black nationalism?

(0:23:10) H: Two-faced?

(0:27:39) H: Unashamed in “racism”? “Americans.”

(0:29:34) H: Getting America back? Welfare in his voice? Gross personal issues.

(0:36:05) H: “Be honest.” Hake’s vs John’s

(0:39:28) 📞 RYAN, IL: raised baptist. No-money in his voice.

(0:42:50) R: A&F charges, fake news

(0:47:56) R: Solution instead of hating?

(0:55:01) R: We forgive y’all. We like y’all. Love us or you’ll lose.

(0:56:54) 📞 ALLEN, MI: First impression Tim Walz. A&F advertising. JLP counseling: “Do what you want.”

(1:06:47) A: Be careful about rumors.

(1:07:42) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: short call

(1:08:55) 💬 Supers/Coffees… Cesar, Mike: Marvin Gaye

(1:11:06) 💬 Eric: Cry-bullies, Haken symbols

(1:16:49) 💬 Popcorn: Equal justice under the law? Mind whose own business?

(1:23:06) 💬 Supers: Dlive, Cesar, Terri

(1:26:54) 📞 JOHN, KY: Welfare? Not me! Haden blaming…

(1:31:47) 📞 JOHN, Houston: Intellectual. Told job interview I was a bully.

(1:41:15) J: Bullying OK sometimes… T-H-A-N-K - Y-O-U

(1:42:51) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Interracial.

(1:45:49) M: US in 1950 vs now: NYC, LA, Detroit, Chicago, Philly, Baltimore

(1:48:03) M: Crime… since 1920s

(1:50:57) M: Governance. Haiti.

(1:52:36) Supers: Porkchop. Chest Day. Help a blind brother?

(1:53:38) Popcorn: Worse than J6 how? Last Supers… Didn’t answer!

(1:55:24) Outro

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