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Mud huts in 2026. Black-white relations. Jewish Americans doing what’s right? Immigration’s effect on the black community: Not worth mentioning?

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 22, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:04:05) Hey, guys!

(0:06:57) 📞 HADEN: America’s founding and my black callers.

(0:19:19) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: white Hispanic? Mud huts are genius. Mark concern.

(0:24:39) W7: Catholics: Pope said 100-pct man, 100-pct God. Peter.

(0:26:27) 📞 ALEX, CA: Worst prez if Trump doesn’t stop protests

(0:30:18) A: Cop justice incident in San Jose, carjacker; Car arsonist down here

(0:34:25) 📞 TERRI, OR: If we a minority, it would be bad for black people!

(0:44:37) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Name-calling? OK, suffocating. Michelle O. White kids. Baldwin Hills. “Reparations.” Back to the Land.

(0:53:21) M: Sheinbaum undercover trying to take America “back”

(0:55:47) 💬 Supers: Jermaine, which song?

(0:57:27) 💬 Popcorn Bible Thumper

(1:03:21) 💬 Mike on Punchie TV

(1:06:53) Eric: J’s and Punchie TV

(1:09:55) 🎥 Jewish people always done what’s right

(1:13:41) 💬 Super: BuyMeACoffee trouble; HBD Lion

(1:16:18) 💬 Popcorn on affecting black American the most, disingenuous?

(1:22:02) 📞 JOHN, KY: Africa is advanced. Christ will be in America.

(1:27:57) 📞 RYAN, IL: Great civilization. MLK Ultra.

(1:34:47) 📞 DAVID, TX: Nick Shirley. Nicks. Blind Govt Oversight. Snake in Hebrew: Nachash.

(1:41:02) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: BLM lady indicted; JLP guest: Leonarda Jonie, Israel; JLP on HodgeTwins. “Roots” propaganda. Obama-Biden.

(1:47:56) 💬 Popcorn follow-up, I missed it: Right vs wrong

(1:50:10) 💬 Cesar!

(1:51:21) 💬 Walking Roscoe: 3-hour show?

(1:51:41) Outro

(1:53:15) 🎶 Smokey Adriana song

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Caller wars drag on. Black lib and angry white hold a Christian discussion. Not Norman Rockwell! IShowSpeed vs dad: American. Slow.

The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 21, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer: MLK vs FBI, both liars? Super: Jim/Jimmy

(0:07:42) 🎶 Hey, guys!

(0:09:19) 💬 Super: Every MLK Blvd?

(0:10:18) 📞 WILLIAM III: Stand up. Silly callers. Falling for MLK. Seg. vs Int.

(0:17:05) W III: Local vs Federal control

(0:18:41) 💬 Super: s/o CloudBops

(0:19:14) 📞 JOHN, KY: Bashing callers…

(0:23:03) JOHN: Bible and BHI

(0:25:40) JOHN: Name-calling isn’t necessarily hate

(0:28:42) JOHN: Cowardice … I’m the alpha

(0:31:25) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Haden all presidents? Obama deportations.

(0:38:36) RONNIE: Christian and “racist”?

(0:41:50) RONNIE: Came before the Mayflower. “Constitution.”

(0:49:41) RONNIE: Missing the dire situation. Looking down on white people.

(0:52:07) 🗣️ MARK, L.A. vs RONNIE: Navy Commander! You’re not a Christian! MLK file? Minority: Haiti?

(0:59:38) RONNIE vs MARK: Haiti revolt. Being a minority is OK!

(1:03:19) R vs M: White minority are treated differently from black minority

(1:07:58) M vs R: Savage …

(1:09:41) M vs R: Hake, why not convert? Love them? Jesus’ love?

(1:15:44) M vs R: I don’t hate children. Reparations?

(1:18:47) MARK: Play the Commander? Exclusionary Act 1790. S/O

(1:20:51) 💬 Supers… Greggatron, Haden

(1:24:49) 🎥 Rockwell clip

(1:29:16) 💬 iShowSpeed in Africa, HBD

(1:33:39) 🎥 Argues with Dad about being African or American

(1:37:06) 💬 Popcorn: Trump vs MN

(1:39:22) 💬 Supers… Chris, Everblazer, Walking Roscoe

(1:42:14) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Jesus was Jewish. Rockwell.

(1:46:59) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Matthew from Iran on JLP Hr 3 Wed 1-21-26

(1:52:30) Outro

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Whites and blacks come together to reason with one another here! Advice for dealing with 18yo wayward spoiled son? Reaction to yesterday’s fiery caller Mark.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 20, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:02:25) Debanking and Trump

(0:07:26) Hey, guys!

(0:09:27) 📞 HADEN, TX: MLK Day. Mark’s epic call yesterday.

(0:14:33) HADEN: Ronnie tryna discredit me.

(0:22:03) 🗣️ HADEN vs JOHN, KY: BHI vs WN…

(0:29:30) HADEN on black Americans

(0:31:19) 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: Trump for America. Ancestors destroyed USA? Elon Welfare

(0:36:21) MAZE: Why you wanna rule? Don’t know nothing, educating.

(0:43:39) MAZE: Roseanne Barr: black people saved you. Your conscience.

(0:45:57) 📞 KAREN, NY: Asking Hake about mother, anger, growing

(0:53:31) KAREN: My 18yo son…

(1:01:00) KAREN: Women, mothers, JLP

(1:02:55) KAREN: Emails…

(1:04:39) KAREN: Stop being evil

(1:08:09) 💬 Supers, Coffees

(1:09:15) 💬 Popcorn on hair and IG activism political statement black identity

(1:16:55) 💬 Sion on Ilhan Omar

(1:17:37) 💬 Chris on Don Lemon

(1:20:00) 💬 Cesar not trolling. Mark!

(1:21:20) 💬 Eric on resentment story defining your so-called life

(1:22:42) 💬 Popcorn on Karen

(1:26:33) 💬 Lori on Karen

(1:27:57) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Where you find these? MLK for black people?

(1:32:35) W III: Ivana is funny… MLK’s “Democratic Socialism”

(1:35:10) 💬 Supers… Dlive chest

(1:36:52) 💬 Popcorn: Trolling Karen?

(1:39:22) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Chinese work. Mark vitriol. Catholic tattle-tale. Eve listened.

(1:47:48) 📞 MARK, CA: Trotsky “R—,” guilt complex. Don’t worry about me. Supers. Religion. Minority nation.

(1:52:48) 💬 Coffee: Haden: white and non-white presidents, VPs

(1:53:45) Outro

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Scarface was Cuban, not Italian. Poor Hasidic Jews, NYC. Do we evil men knowingly lie? Mark “The Legend” calls on MLK Day!

The Hake Report, Monday, January 19, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start, Kangaroo, Disclaimer

(0:05:27) Hey, guys!

(0:08:45) 💬 Super: Cuban, not Italian

(0:12:35) They don’t listen, they accuse

(0:14:04) 🗒️ Moon trip: “Making history”

(0:19:32) 📞 JOHN, KY: Sicilians 1500s, Omertà; I don’t lie. Mark. FE.

(0:27:02) JOHN: MLK a great man? Integration. H—.

(0:31:39) JOHN: Scott Adams. Hasidic Jews, NY.

(0:37:19) 📞 WILLIAM, WV: We’d be voting for Dems! Specific criticism.

(0:40:21) 💬 Coffees: Anthony, AI Popcorn? Islam text, Bible text?

(0:45:52) 💬 Super: Terri on MLK

(0:47:20) 💬 Eric: Rap, Tupac, mama, queen

(0:53:22) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Pride but it’s not significant.

(0:55:06) RONNIE: White minority, America going down. Thomas.

(1:00:42) RONNIE: MLK, US owing black people; Character

(1:05:05) RONNIE: 1957, 1875

(1:11:35) 💬 Catch Anchor Baby, chat shoutouts

(1:13:01) 💬 Coffee: Cesar on Numerology, life path?

(1:17:51) 🎥 Popcorn: MLK clips: Somewhere I read

(1:21:10) 🎥 Popcorn: MLK on color stigma; and MLK Day trolling

(1:25:40) 💬 Popcorn: criticism double jeopardy

(1:31:31) 💬 Cesar: Masons…

(1:35:04) 💬 Popcorn… Specific policies, overstating Trump

(1:39:01) 💬 Eric: Men and women… Democrat…

(1:42:07) 📞 MARK, L.A.: You stink at debating…

​​(1:48:16) MARK: Minneapolis civil rights tactics…

(1:51:16) MARK: Ashli Babbitt, Mike Byrd, more ranting

(1:55:34) Outro

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Calls: Noise assault, and other crime. Distracted vaxx theorists. Trump’s gesture to PDF protector accuser? OK? Mark Ruffalo pin for Renee Good.

The Hake Report, Friday, January 16, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Caledonian Elixir

(0:04:51) Trump crackdown please?

(0:06:30) Hey, guys!

(0:09:19) … Print quality

(0:14:05) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: The fight over the noise attack

(0:20:29) DAVID: Scott Adams

(0:23:23) DAVID: Kennedys, decline of America, lies, Somalis

(0:25:23) DAVID: Women protesting, JD Vance declaration

(0:26:50) DAVID: Brooklyn incident 7 years back. Big crime, big gov’t!

(0:31:13) DAVID: Property tax out of control… Hope I live to 62. SSI.

(0:32:49) DAVID: 40cal I won’t carry

(0:34:40) DAVID: Getting off meds. Temper down.

(0:35:35) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Memories, son’s brain, shy disability, quiet/God’s voice

(0:50:45) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Vaxx, God, confusion, imagination

(0:57:44) 🗣️ Flu shots… Coffees…

(1:04:54) Popcorn 🎥 Trump middle finger? Mark Ruffalo too.

(1:16:13) Coffee: Cesar

(1:17:24) Supers…

(1:19:10) Supers: LYC on memory vs thought vs imagination

(1:21:06) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Vaccinations anecdotes

(1:25:40) ALLEN: Near-death experience: temporary hell?

(1:30:50) 💬 Supers: LYC

(1:31:18) 📞 ALEX, CA: Younger Mexican

(1:33:24) ALEX: protester lady: I only care what you feel, not the truth

(1:34:34) ALEX: expectations on Trump: Left worse, Right nice

(1:36:28) 📞 JAIME, MN: Hafa, impressions; Governors’ race: Ilhan?

(1:43:52) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Earth curve tip.

(1:50:05) 💬 Coffee: If Joe Biden did to MTG what Trump did

(1:52:09) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Haden needn’t identify with race, like you said

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Callers talking sense. Malcolm X had the wrong attitude: We ARE weaker when one is sick! Did Italians start “no-snitch culture”? Scott Adams’ viral statements. John Adams spelled it “Koran”!

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD

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🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:35) Caledonian Elixir 5pm PT

* (0:06:01) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:07:33) 💬 Supers: LYC

* (0:09:26) 📞 HADEN, TX: Another MN shooting

* (0:17:20) HADEN: Ronnie envious?

* (0:18:43) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Another scam!

* (0:26:45) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Waymos stopped with blackout! South would win!

* (0:29:42) W III: NCAA point-shaving shame; Ronnie on Constitution?

* (0:36:01) 🚫 NO KY JOHN

* (0:36:38) 💬 Supers: History repeating, fast-twitch debate

* (0:41:33) 💬 Supers: LYC streamlabs on mouthbreathers

* (0:44:27) 📞 ART, OH: Pro-blacks, Malcolm X, “We sick, boss?”

* (0:49:47) ART: Scared of ICE, but fighting ICE? Trump, clampdown!

* (0:53:25) ART: Foreign Uber drivers think they know

* (0:55:38) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Gynocentric, “horse chicks,” control; Waymo correction; Letting criminals out to do more; PPFA funding “the children”

* (1:02:29) 💬 Coffees: Mike from Canada

* (1:04:53) 💬 Coffees: Greggatron

* (1:06:52) 💬 Coffees: Cesar

* (1:08:18) Anchor Baby coming up…

* (1:08:37) 📞 JOHN, KY: blames Cicilians and Scarface, 80s…

* (1:14:23) No-snitch Italians and black and Hispanic

* (1:18:10) 💬 Supers… YouTube: Cesar, LYC, Craig

* (1:21:07) 📞 DAVID, TX: Beastie Boys 🎶

* (1:22:55) DAVID: Chinese population is overestimated

* (1:27:21) Anchor Baby / Announcements

* (1:28:48) 💬 Popcorn: Scott Adams… Get away misquote?

* (1:33:38) 💬 Popcorn: Scott Adams, saved?

* (1:39:08) 💬 Eric: PRIDE the SIN

* (1:41:24) 💬 Eric: Rap culture

* (1:42:41) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: “Koran” and “Musselmen” per John Adams

* (1:47:48) ANTHONY: People make the nation. The Constitution a piece of paper

* (1:49:41) ANTHONY: It’s not western imperialism. Koran and laws of their prophet

* (1:51:07) ANTHONY: G Washington quote on Europeans paying to enemies

* (1:52:59) ANTHONY: Palestine, Western media

* (1:54:02) Outro

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Trump criticized Civil Rights. Errol Musk warned against a white minority. The black mindset… from rap? Are Southerners more down to earth?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 14, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:03:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! Facts vs Truth

(0:05:43) 📞 HADEN, TX: Renee Good, “white”

(0:08:24) HADEN: Trump on civil rights: White people very badly treated

(0:11:51) HADEN: Elon Musk father on us becoming a minority

(0:14:16) HADEN: compilation: Jimmy Fallon white birthrates

(0:16:02) HADEN: NYT quotes Trump

(0:20:55) 📞 BRIAN, NOLA (not “Ryan”)

(0:30:42) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Just your imagination.

(0:36:01) RONNIE: We got our Constitution.

(0:40:13) RONNIE: Haden Hadies?

(0:44:31) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Building versus stealing

(0:49:01) RICK: Stolen land, Maintenance… voting

(0:52:46) RICK: Iron Triangle: victim mindset

(0:54:54) 📞 KEN, IL (formerly Kieth) on becoming a minority, being fine with it

(1:00:05) KEN: Ghettos … Crying r— …

(1:03:24) 📞 BRIAN, NC: America would be taken over… Trump, Elon vs fraud, theft

(1:07:06) BRIAN: Trump attitude… People comfortable stealing

(1:09:41) BRIAN: Ronnie’s judgment

(1:11:29) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Why are c—ns from the South

(1:14:48) STEVE’N: I built stuff! Electrician!

(1:16:52) STEVE’N: Southern brainwashing: Tearing stuff up in the North!

(1:21:45) STEVE’N: Judging the South

(1:27:29) 💬 Coffee: Chris, Cesar

(1:29:30) 💬 Eric: Rap!

(1:33:24) 💬 Ko-Fi: Ricky on Zenny

(1:34:35) 📞 ERIC, San Diego: Rap is who they are: Fight Club apt. Ask why.

(1:43:58) 💬 Super: Can you loan me 5k?

(1:45:08) 💬 Coffee: Tedaut: Steve’n, Jealousy?

(1:46:35) 📞 WILLIAM III: Nonsense…

(1:51:45) W III: Trump went to Venezuela

(1:53:03) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Constitution: Not political.

(1:53:56) Outro

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RIP Scott Adams. “Renee Good” discussion. Ashli Babbitt? Walking stick! Reddit: broken windows policing, please! “Coal pop!” -Sweet Brown

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 13, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start: RIP Scott Adams, Disclaimer, Don’t cry

(0:05:09) Hey, guys! Hake shops

(0:08:34) 📞 ROBERT, KS: Cop was unjustified but I was for it. Evil institution.

(0:13:58) It was justified

(0:17:10) 🎥 Loud noise attack

(0:24:23) 💬 Super: LYC…

(0:25:34) 💬 Cesar: Rant

(0:29:57) 💬 Kort: Comply! SF stats on resisting arrest

(0:34:27) 💬 Kort’s walking stick

(0:38:23) 💬 Popcorn on called by God, or going to school

(0:45:02) 📞 HADEN, TX: Renee Good incident

(0:50:41) HADEN: white liberals… men, Christians…

(0:55:25) HADEN: inclusive Christians

(0:56:33) 📞 KEVIN, NY: protests for a white woman

(0:59:16) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Thrills. Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey, AOC

(1:01:47) JERMAINE: Protests and ignorance; Human shields like Hamas; cutting hair

(1:09:41) American Anchor Baby

(1:11:40) 💬 Super: Coal pop, Sweet Brown, cold pop / soda

(1:16:24) 💬 Rumble Rants: Commandeur Kim talking sense

(1:20:10) 📞 MARK, MI, 1st, making the world better? Ice Pops? Popsicles.

(1:24:12) 💬 Cesar on Ronnie impression

(1:25:21) 💬 Popcorn: Ashli Babbitt

(1:29:57) 🚙 Reddit: Broken windows policing

(1:36:45) Smash and grabs?

(1:37:25) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Disrespect for ICE. Venezuela oil. (Nickleback.) Dems…

(1:49:37) Goodbye before goodbye… Super: L.A. is not morally straight

(1:53:19) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: unique tee color. CAIR dropped DeSantis suit: discovery

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Scott Adams turned Christian, dying? Trump: Getting Greenland from Denmark, not Russia or China. Hake’s favorite phrase(s)? “Autistic” Barbie. Cop cussed!

The Hake Report, Monday, January 12, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:02:17) Scott Adams, others…

(0:05:27) Hey, guys! Crying, lying tee…

(0:07:23) 🗒️ Scott Adams, Pascal’s Wager

(0:14:10) 🎥 Fed chair Jerome Powell swallowing hard

(0:22:22) 💬 Super: Greggatron, fave phrase? 6 7 ?

(0:24:23) 💬 Coffee: Greenland? 🎥 The hard way?

(0:33:25) 🗣️ International law police, Venezuela

(0:37:33) 📸 Christian Sturdivant, 18yo NC ISIS guy

(0:41:59) 📞 ART, OH: Be Christian. God protecting you: Friend story, robbery!

(0:47:02) ART: Other Christian denominations, sects, vs Muslims

(0:48:13) ART, re: Gregory Bovino talking with gals.

(0:53:15) ART: Lady in MN, terrorism in Somalia, being nice

(0:56:34) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Fave phrase, “Oh Lord.”

(0:58:31) W 7: 3i/Atlas

(1:06:53) 3I/ATLAS ☄️

(1:11:19) Laika 🐕 Soviet space dog

(1:17:23) Chat shoutouts

(1:19:26) 💬 Supers…

(1:23:58) 💬 Cesar: Barbie

(1:28:04) 💬 Cesar: Cop said bleep

(1:35:13) 💬 Greggatron

(1:35:48) 💬 Back to Popcorn

(1:44:09) 💬 Eric: Books

(1:45:36) 📞 RONNIE, OH: I’m not Popcorn. Greenland?

(1:52:09) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Officer MN get off. Hyped up activists!

(1:54:11) Outro

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Canada poisoned the North’s minds! Punchie TV praise! Gov’t-mother collusion. Did Tim Walz fear fragging? ICE agent dragged! Lesbian unity on politics.

The Hake Report, Friday, January 9, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimers

* (0:03:26) Hey, guys! I Disavow

* (0:06:21) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Height?

* (0:08:35) MICHAEL: Venezuela! … Canada becoming a problem!

* (0:12:43) MICHAEL: Canada poisoned New England’s mind… Maduro grab!

* (0:16:56) 🎥 Maduro met with China who were there that night!

* (0:19:21) 💬 Super: Marry and have children, or be celibate?

* (0:22:12) 📞 LUCAS, CA: Punchie TV, “rage bait” fun, realness, relationships

* (0:27:17) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Violence.

* (0:31:39) DAVID: Renee Good, ICE agent was wrong?

* (0:33:35) 🎥 DAVID, Tim Pool coverage

* (0:38:07) DAVID: She shouldn’t have… Moment of death… Bros…

* (0:41:57) DAVID: ICE agent dragged…

* (0:43:50) DAVID: Tim Walz fear of being “fragged”?

* (0:45:25) 🗒️ Fragged definition

* (0:46:43) 🎥 June 2025: ICE agent dragged

* (0:49:07) 📞 ART, OH: Tim Walz, military, no fragging!

* (0:51:03) ART: Race, families, bad kids … Renee Good, liberal gals

* (0:53:59) ART: It’s progressing worse and worse

* (0:55:39) ART: Officer was right. Stop catering to the ladies!

* (0:57:54) ART: Anger among LGBT

* (0:58:45) ART: Learing Center: Joke on us!

* (0:59:52) 🎥 TFS

* (1:02:37) 🗣️ Nitpicking the cops

* (1:05:41) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Thoughts occur

* (1:08:14) ALLEN: Mothers and violent children

* (1:09:38) ALLEN: Wilkie D Ferguson courthouse, Statue of Liberty… Paganism

* (1:13:35) ALLEN: Govt in family… AWFL, Affluent White Female Liberals. LIC, Low Impulse Control

* (1:15:50) 💬 Super: LYC

* (1:17:35) 💬 Coffee: Anthony, Muhammad, breastfed by a man

* (1:19:22) 💬 Coffee: Sion, president?

* (1:21:37) 💬 Popcorn: Greenland by force?

* (1:27:39) 💬 Coffee: Bolghar, pronounced Bolgar

* (1:29:41) 💬 Sion on white Americans

* (1:30:57) 💬 Eric: Who/How are you?

* (1:31:24) 💬 Cesar on Punchie TV, Kurt, avoiding people and animals as a driver

* (1:33:46) 💬 Everblazer

* (1:34:33) 📞 JERMAINE: Art is right on

* (1:37:07) JERMAINE: Bob Jacobson vs Tim Walz… influence, indication

* (1:41:42) JERMAINE: Judgment in my head about a woman

* (1:42:26) 📞 TERRI, OR: Avow patriarchy. Pie. Jaime was right.

* (1:44:37) TERRI: Politics holds lesbian community together. Conflict.

* (1:48:13) TERRI: Chasing the mother of your kids… Parental alienation.

* (1:52:42) Outro

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