Scott Adams turned Christian, dying? Trump: Getting Greenland from Denmark, not Russia or China. Hake’s favorite phrase(s)? “Autistic” Barbie. Cop cussed!

The Hake Report, Monday, January 12, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

(0:00:00) Start

(0:02:17) Scott Adams, others…

(0:05:27) Hey, guys! Crying, lying tee…

(0:07:23) 🗒️ Scott Adams, Pascal’s Wager

(0:14:10) 🎥 Fed chair Jerome Powell swallowing hard

(0:22:22) 💬 Super: Greggatron, fave phrase? 6 7 ?

(0:24:23) 💬 Coffee: Greenland? 🎥 The hard way?

(0:33:25) 🗣️ International law police, Venezuela

(0:37:33) 📸 Christian Sturdivant, 18yo NC ISIS guy

(0:41:59) 📞 ART, OH: Be Christian. God protecting you: Friend story, robbery!

(0:47:02) ART: Other Christian denominations, sects, vs Muslims

(0:48:13) ART, re: Gregory Bovino talking with gals.

(0:53:15) ART: Lady in MN, terrorism in Somalia, being nice

(0:56:34) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Fave phrase, “Oh Lord.”

(0:58:31) W 7: 3i/Atlas

(1:06:53) 3I/ATLAS ☄️

(1:11:19) Laika 🐕 Soviet space dog

(1:17:23) Chat shoutouts

(1:19:26) 💬 Supers…

(1:23:58) 💬 Cesar: Barbie

(1:28:04) 💬 Cesar: Cop said bleep

(1:35:13) 💬 Greggatron

(1:35:48) 💬 Back to Popcorn

(1:44:09) 💬 Eric: Books

(1:45:36) 📞 RONNIE, OH: I’m not Popcorn. Greenland?

(1:52:09) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Officer MN get off. Hyped up activists!

(1:54:11) Outro

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