Canada poisoned the North’s minds! Punchie TV praise! Gov’t-mother collusion. Did Tim Walz fear fragging? ICE agent dragged! Lesbian unity on politics.

The Hake Report, Friday, January 9, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimers

* (0:03:26) Hey, guys! I Disavow

* (0:06:21) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Height?

* (0:08:35) MICHAEL: Venezuela! … Canada becoming a problem!

* (0:12:43) MICHAEL: Canada poisoned New England’s mind… Maduro grab!

* (0:16:56) 🎥 Maduro met with China who were there that night!

* (0:19:21) 💬 Super: Marry and have children, or be celibate?

* (0:22:12) 📞 LUCAS, CA: Punchie TV, “rage bait” fun, realness, relationships

* (0:27:17) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Violence.

* (0:31:39) DAVID: Renee Good, ICE agent was wrong?

* (0:33:35) 🎥 DAVID, Tim Pool coverage

* (0:38:07) DAVID: She shouldn’t have… Moment of death… Bros…

* (0:41:57) DAVID: ICE agent dragged…

* (0:43:50) DAVID: Tim Walz fear of being “fragged”?

* (0:45:25) 🗒️ Fragged definition

* (0:46:43) 🎥 June 2025: ICE agent dragged

* (0:49:07) 📞 ART, OH: Tim Walz, military, no fragging!

* (0:51:03) ART: Race, families, bad kids … Renee Good, liberal gals

* (0:53:59) ART: It’s progressing worse and worse

* (0:55:39) ART: Officer was right. Stop catering to the ladies!

* (0:57:54) ART: Anger among LGBT

* (0:58:45) ART: Learing Center: Joke on us!

* (0:59:52) 🎥 TFS

* (1:02:37) 🗣️ Nitpicking the cops

* (1:05:41) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Thoughts occur

* (1:08:14) ALLEN: Mothers and violent children

* (1:09:38) ALLEN: Wilkie D Ferguson courthouse, Statue of Liberty… Paganism

* (1:13:35) ALLEN: Govt in family… AWFL, Affluent White Female Liberals. LIC, Low Impulse Control

* (1:15:50) 💬 Super: LYC

* (1:17:35) 💬 Coffee: Anthony, Muhammad, breastfed by a man

* (1:19:22) 💬 Coffee: Sion, president?

* (1:21:37) 💬 Popcorn: Greenland by force?

* (1:27:39) 💬 Coffee: Bolghar, pronounced Bolgar

* (1:29:41) 💬 Sion on white Americans

* (1:30:57) 💬 Eric: Who/How are you?

* (1:31:24) 💬 Cesar on Punchie TV, Kurt, avoiding people and animals as a driver

* (1:33:46) 💬 Everblazer

* (1:34:33) 📞 JERMAINE: Art is right on

* (1:37:07) JERMAINE: Bob Jacobson vs Tim Walz… influence, indication

* (1:41:42) JERMAINE: Judgment in my head about a woman

* (1:42:26) 📞 TERRI, OR: Avow patriarchy. Pie. Jaime was right.

* (1:44:37) TERRI: Politics holds lesbian community together. Conflict.

* (1:48:13) TERRI: Chasing the mother of your kids… Parental alienation.

* (1:52:42) Outro

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