Calls: Noise assault, and other crime. Distracted vaxx theorists. Trump’s gesture to PDF protector accuser? OK? Mark Ruffalo pin for Renee Good.

The Hake Report, Friday, January 16, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Caledonian Elixir

(0:04:51) Trump crackdown please?

(0:06:30) Hey, guys!

(0:09:19) … Print quality

(0:14:05) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: The fight over the noise attack

(0:20:29) DAVID: Scott Adams

(0:23:23) DAVID: Kennedys, decline of America, lies, Somalis

(0:25:23) DAVID: Women protesting, JD Vance declaration

(0:26:50) DAVID: Brooklyn incident 7 years back. Big crime, big gov’t!

(0:31:13) DAVID: Property tax out of control… Hope I live to 62. SSI.

(0:32:49) DAVID: 40cal I won’t carry

(0:34:40) DAVID: Getting off meds. Temper down.

(0:35:35) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Memories, son’s brain, shy disability, quiet/God’s voice

(0:50:45) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Vaxx, God, confusion, imagination

(0:57:44) 🗣️ Flu shots… Coffees…

(1:04:54) Popcorn 🎥 Trump middle finger? Mark Ruffalo too.

(1:16:13) Coffee: Cesar

(1:17:24) Supers…

(1:19:10) Supers: LYC on memory vs thought vs imagination

(1:21:06) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Vaccinations anecdotes

(1:25:40) ALLEN: Near-death experience: temporary hell?

(1:30:50) 💬 Supers: LYC

(1:31:18) 📞 ALEX, CA: Younger Mexican

(1:33:24) ALEX: protester lady: I only care what you feel, not the truth

(1:34:34) ALEX: expectations on Trump: Left worse, Right nice

(1:36:28) 📞 JAIME, MN: Hafa, impressions; Governors’ race: Ilhan?

(1:43:52) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Earth curve tip.

(1:50:05) 💬 Coffee: If Joe Biden did to MTG what Trump did

(1:52:09) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Haden needn’t identify with race, like you said

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