Fit white pothead met his goals, but took “degenerate” personally. Future President’s “Epstein” quarter-zip is a joke! Are my donors your business?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 25, 2026 AD

🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Supers

* (0:05:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! JLP tee, OOP

* (0:08:38) 📞 HADEN, TX: black fathers, Juneteenth, BHI, BHM

* (0:13:17) H: Trump SOTU… honoring people

* (0:19:02) H: Maduro, Venezuela, Mexico, capture

* (0:20:41) H: What is a conservative? Love?

* (0:26:48) H: Is Trump H—? Wish he was more radical?

* (0:31:04) H: Trump Black History Month

* (0:32:47) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Our Future President, not listening

* (0:37:31) M: Epstein quarter-zip joke, Baron Trump

* (0:40:22) 📞 ALEX, CA: Pot pearl-clutching. Functional “degenerate”?

* (0:49:01) 🗣️ ALEX vs ALLEN, MI: Health. To feel good?

* (0:53:21) ALLEN: Cleansing

* (0:55:23) 💬 ALLEN Supers

* (0:57:08) 📞 DAVID, TX: “Recovery.” Growing? Funds other things. Spirit, escape.

* (1:04:18) D: Cultural decline, Legalizing increased crime, Reefer madness is real; CO

* (1:10:41) 💬 Cesar on infantilizing 14-25yo agenda

* (1:15:58) 💬 Popcorn: nunya bizness

* (1:21:09) 💬 BasedAF… SOTU

* (1:24:44) 📞 ART, OH: Liberal laws… Effects: Memory, gateway, people’s elbow

* (1:30:52) A: Trump Ilhan Omar

* (1:32:32) 📞 RYAN, IL: D’s vs S— change

* (1:34:39) 💬 Eric: Women, Subjective/Comparison/Ego, Unconsciousness

* (1:38:50) 💬 Cesar: defensiveness

* (1:41:25) 💬 Popcorn on medical financial influences

* (1:44:35) 💬 Lori not on it!

* (1:45:46) 💬 Nicky: Lost horrible men

* (1:47:18) 💬 Porkchop on bike locks

* (1:48:46) 💬 Cesar on Eric

* (1:49:55) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: It sneaks up on you

* (1:53:42) Outro

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