People have no love. “Know” about Israel; how about Iran? Green bench: Hake, successfully race-baited! “Chopped,” good or bad! Iryna Zarutska mural take-down: “Controversial”

The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 1, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:40) April Fools! … Disclaimer

* (0:05:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:08:22) 📞 RYAN, IL: No love! Demons!

* (0:14:40) 📞 HADEN, TX: Projection

* (0:19:05) H: Convenient slaves of Christ’s people

* (0:21:11) H: NJF misses Obama? Know about Israel, but how about Iran?

* (0:25:42) H: Iran, USA, Israel

* (0:30:31) H: UN Resolution about “gravest of crimes”

* (0:33:32) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: One, no malice. Another, crashing out.

* (0:38:21) W III: Speculation. Common sense.

* (0:41:24) W III: Sunblock

* (0:42:14) 📞 GREGGATRON, Midwest: Hake race-baited!

* (0:45:34) G: Yesterday: “What about, What if, GGW”? Public fighting. Stretching!

* (0:49:34) G: Iryna Zarutska mural to be taken down?

* (0:52:41) G: “Rizz” … “Chopped” as a good haircut …

* (0:56:34) G: “body is tea”... kids using lingo

* (0:59:15) G: How you do your show?

* (1:03:15) 💬 Supers from yesterday

* (1:05:40) 💬 Popcorn on hypothetical lemons from used car boss

* (1:12:55) 🎥 Iryna Zarutska news report

* (1:19:35) 💬 Coffees…. Mike, Chris, Based, Sion…

* (1:29:18) 📞 ALLEN, MI: JLP: Women everywhere! Gluten-free

* (1:33:20) A: Wildness… Peroxide hair

* (1:34:48) A: Bless Israel? Our blessings?

* (1:37:21) 🗣️ Blessed people bless Israel

* (1:38:07) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Used car salesmanship

* (1:39:57) W 7: Artemis II

* (1:44:30) W 7: Moon landing, I know it didn’t happen, biblical references

* (1:48:26) 💬 Supers, Coffees… END

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