DoorDash Grandma’s politics? Immigrant vs Americans: working smart? Divorce and reconcile: Y/N? A record of Trump’s “wrongs” in second term… “blasphemy”? Iran?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:04:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:06:04) 📞 JAIME, MN: Doordash Grandma, Trump, no tax on tips

* (0:11:57) J: Henry Kissinger couldn’t moderate these “debates”

* (0:13:08) 📞 HADEN, TX: DoorDash grandma, don’t know her politics

* (0:16:21) H: Haters… NJF vs Shapiro, overreaction

* (0:21:42) H: Blazing his own way…

* (0:23:30) H: black Americans

* (0:25:53) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Americans are not lazy! Interracial…

* (0:34:10) A: My neighbor? Samaritan woman, divorce, Israel, treasure

* (0:40:25) A: Divorce and remarriage to the person you divorced?

* (0:45:06) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Divorce; Samaritans; Mexican Catholics; California street takeovers

* (0:51:37) 📞 ZENNY, Ontario, Canada: Mess in Cali…

* (0:54:02) Z: Grindr WH Correspondents’ dinner party; Saving Anchor baby

* (0:59:42) Z: Trump tweet against Middle East; Iran quagmire; God laughs

* (1:05:29) Z: Blasphemy was illegal in America: Trump-Jesus painting

* (1:15:58) Z: Our Greatest President?

* (1:17:50) Witches Disney

* (1:18:18) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Working smarter?

* (1:21:53) S: Obama did nothing for us… C’s from the South

* (1:25:53) S: Crispus Attucks, black American Revolutionary?

* (1:29:21) S: Porky Pig gotta count to one jumping out the airplane

* (1:31:11) S: Communism, Obama, Haden

* (1:35:28) 📞 RICK, VA: Iran, Strait of Hormuz, been a problem!

* (1:41:13) R: Calling us evil

* (1:43:16) 💬 Coffees… MTG on CNN… MORE TOMORROW?!

* (1:54:15) Outro

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