“We are slaves” in Marxist America, say boomers (Hake’s favorite). Trump critic confronts Hake: “Are you in a cult?” Caller witnessed “tongues” firsthand.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 5, 2026 AD

* (0:00:00) Confused Start

* (0:10:00) YT start / Disclaimer

* (0:12:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:14:30) 📞 David, Ocala, FL: Birds, Happy Gilmore

* (0:16:40) American bondage; Regulation, Cars, Houses

* (0:24:00) Y&T “Masters and Slaves”: Do you obey or rule?

* (0:26:15) Ronnie & John, KY: same person?

* (0:28:55) “N-word” drama — attitude

* (0:35:45) 📞 Zenny, Canada: Cult for Trump?

* (0:42:30) Pardons; Prices up; Wait and see…

* (0:51:30) If Trump did it…

* (0:55:10) They made him give his daughter!

* (0:57:48) …Proper credit for Trump, domestic vs foreign

* (1:04:57) 📺 Trump: Bullet proof vest? Don’t think about…

* (1:07:42) 📺 Trump: I don’t care if they’re bad people!

* (1:11:06) 💬 Super: Harmony a part of the Pro-Trump Cult

* (1:12:30) 📺 Trump cognitive test

* (1:14:44) 💬 Inventions, Maze, etc.

* (1:17:54) 📞 William 7, part Jewish, Trump, King, Land

* (1:22:32) I witnessed tongues: Seemed real.

* (1:26:02) VFW… 35th Freemason friend

* (1:27:53) 📞 Allen, MI: Marxist property taxes; Poor construction

* (1:37:10) Don’t seek a wife; Arranged marriage

* (1:40:49) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn: Obama cognition? Cesar off

* (1:43:27) 📞 John, TX: Oil, Venezuela, Iran attacked neighbors

* (1:51:08) 📞 Joel, FL: Cinco de Mayo social media: If we quit tacos…

* (1:54:00) Outro

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