The Hake Report

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June 11 Good Tips in Case of Bad Neighbors | Texas Court Outcome | HAKE Thu 6/11/26
We don’t REALLY know what happened, but like to think we do. God-fearing men don’t judge without knowing. But it’s wise to sit down, not push a stubborn man.
The Hake Report, Thursday, June 11, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Member shoutouts
* (0:04:45) I love disclaimers: great reminder
* (0:11:15) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:13:15) William III: The TX case: facts & wisdom 📞
* (0:21:45) Mickel: Division within family; My son, his mother 📞
* (0:32:55) Steve’n, my equal: Bearing false witness? Age 89 📞
* (0:58:35) Tory: Don’t worry what James said. 📞
* (1:07:35) Alex: Bad neighbors, parents, & perspectives 🔦
* (1:22:35) Just sit down: Don’t press the issue.
* (1:25:20) Superchats: Caledonian, Hessian defined 💰
* (1:33:40) Coffees: Health, Wisdom, Jokes, etc. 💰
* (1:41:40) Popcorn: Neighborhood preference clarification 💰
* (1:49:45) Acknowledgments: “Priority callers” 👋
* (1:50:35) Zenny doesn’t have enough time 📞
* (1:54:20) Peace in your hearts 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/11/hake-thu-61126
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/11/jlp-thu-61126
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1 hr 56 min
June 10 Justice in Texas | Power Struggle in the World | HAKE Wed 6/10/26
The Texas outcome seems just, and surprisingly quick! People have different stories in their minds versus reality. And quirky ideas about what’s important.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 10, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start: Memberships & ads
* (0:08:28) Intro: Hey, guys! Thanks, Jake! 🎶
* (0:10:25) Texas: Justice should be swift
* (0:19:45) Chad O Jackson was right: Escalation is wrong.
* (0:23:00) Bobby/TX: Dealing with cattle north Texas 📞
* (0:27:12) Bobby: Supporting even if they’re wrong?
* (0:34:20) Bobby: What would be justice? Reality check.
* (0:41:25) Tory/CA: We’re equals. Experiences & judgment. 📞
* (0:56:05) Brady/AZ: What Jesus said versus what others say 📞
* (1:08:15) Alex/CA: Two theories gaining traction 📞
* (1:20:25) Serg/TX: Heard about Texas case 2 days ago. 📞
* (1:28:30) Serg: Men and women and culture
* (1:38:55) Superchats 💰
* (1:52:02) Maze: Justice in the world 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/10/hake-wed-61026
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/10/jlp-wed-61026
🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/6/10/bill-hosts-punchie-tv-ep-091
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1 hr 55 min
June 09 Egos Judging Egos | Rock History, Cattle Ranching, Personal Awakening | HAKE Tue 6/9/26
Reminiscing about Lynyrd Skynyrd, sharing truth with fellow Americans (and Canadians), handling cattle, and looking at history with clarity.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 9, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Lynyrd Skynyrd tee.
* (0:07:55) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:09:30) Zenny/Canada: Disinvited from White House event 📞
* (0:22:00) Zenny: House floor speech
* (0:34:40) David/Ocala: Lynyrd Skynyrd history 📞
* (0:47:10) David family story: T-shirt at church
* (0:48:50) Bobby/TX: Metallica & DC Talk CDs 📞
* (0:51:50) Bobby: Young Neighbors, light and justice
* (1:01:30) Bobby: Farmer rescues calf from sinkhole 🎥
* (1:07:10) William III: Steers and ground stability 📞
* (1:15:05) William: Ancient history; Canada; Justice
* (1:19:25) Superchats: Fave sports? Guns ‘N Roses. Viewer wisdom. 💰
* (1:38:30) Alex/CA: Playground memories, Parental direction 📞
* (1:46:35) Alex: Historical reflection on Cambodia
* (1:50:45) Shoutouts 👋
* (1:52:15) Jerry/DC: First Metallica album 📞
* (1:53:45) Outro
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/9/hake-tue-6926
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/9/jlp-tue-6926
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1 hr 55 min
June 08 No Need to Get Up in Arms | HAKE Mon 6/8/26
Beware & be patient with people, not fatigued. YouTuber couple’s decision. Premarital wisdom. Bank customer service.
The Hake Report, Monday, June 8, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Incidents in the world & families
* (0:06:00) Fringe theory loosely related to UN 🧐
* (0:09:45) Defend the weak? Intro
* (0:11:45) David/Ocala: Be wise and careful 📞
* (0:20:07) David: California proposals rejected
* (0:28:10) Chase/TX: Not ready 🚫
* (0:28:35) William III: Columbus. Oakland. World events. 📞
* (0:36:35) William: He was minding his own business?
* (0:40:15) Brandi/HI: “Ridgeway” YouTubers prediction 📞
* (0:48:07) Chase/TX: Modern relationships & marriage? 📞
* (0:54:42) Chuck/NJ: Bank acct problems & customer service 📞
* (1:08:32) Alex/CA: Unreasonable response to Cyrus case? 📞
* (1:11:40) Alex: Moral questions and mercy
* (1:21:33) Josh/GA: Don’t take news too seriously 📞
* (1:29:46) Superchats: Presidential quote, Nick coming up 💰
* (1:39:15) Allen/MI: Biblical teaching for marriage 📞
* (1:48:50) Brady/AZ: Jokes and kooky theories 📞
* (1:53:12) Superchats & calls tomorrow hopefully! 💰
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/8/hake-mon-6826
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/8/jlp-mon-6826
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1 hr 55 min
June 05 Convinced You're Right | Healthcare, Texas Case, War History | HAKE Fri 6/5/26
Canada healthcare complaints. 😉 TX case: competing narratives. History buffs team up on Hake! Young people turn gov’t media “corny”!
The Hake Report, Friday, June 5, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Identity & perception-judgment
* (0:06:07) Intro: Hey, guys! Hake/JLP Promos
* (0:09:35) Michael/Canada: Hank Williams. “Honteux.” Master P. 📞
* (0:14:44) Michael: Public healthcare issues
* (0:27:32) David/Ocala/FL: Insurance & law 📞
* (0:32:34) David: Frisco, TX case. Convinced you’re right.
* (0:41:10) Daniel/TX: Spanish-American War & history 📞
* (0:55:29) Daniel: Old equipment
* (0:57:01) Ronnie/OH & Daniel: War of 1812 📞
* (1:05:20) Ronnie: Frisco, TX story; Paris situation
* (1:12:55) Jeff/LA: Maine candidate; Millenial/Zoomer influence 📞
* (1:23:04) Superchats: Don’t impose religion 💰
* (1:32:37) William III: Old equipment. Case discussion. 📞
* (1:46:46) TFS next 💰
* (1:49:18) Steve’n/MD: How it REALLY went down 📞
* (1:53:38) Outro 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/5/hake-fri-6526
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/5/jlp-fri-6526
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1 hr 55 min
June 04 Hake AI Not Fake AI! | History, Cool Tools, Kooky Beliefs. | Thu 6/4/26
AI got Hake interested in history! Hake prefers simple tools that can get dirty. Hake defends unusual beauty standards. Hake debunks all your theories.
The Hake Report, Thursday, June 4, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Disclaimer / Trump’s call to Netanyahu
* (0:07:48) Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:10:19) Deep unease at 250 years of USA 🎥
* (0:16:17) Philippine-American War history
* (0:28:13) Brady/AZ: Boring AI history. Cool tools. Obama. 📞
* (0:36:44) Brady: Trump clip: “I’m a Christian.” Metaphorical “headlock” 🎥
* (0:40:31) Allen/MI: Actions louder than words. Explaining, losing. 📞
* (0:48:02) Allen: Joan Rivers silliness; “Run amok” origin
* (0:54:34) Superchats: John McCain flashback 💰
* (1:00:37) Cesar, Popcorn, Cool tool facts 💰
* (1:15:32) Correcting the record: Trump & Michelle💰
* (1:22:09) Conservative opinion on John Cornyn 🎥
* (1:29:35) Spencer Pratt: It’s not fun 🎥
* (1:31:47) William III: Wendy Williams, Art, Education, Obamas 📞
* (1:41:55) William: Iran deal soon?
* (1:45:16) Last Superchats 💰
* (1:51:12) Rick/VA: If L.A./CA turned red 📞
* (1:53:27) Outro 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/4/hake-thu-6426
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/4/jlp-thu-6426
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1 hr 55 min
June 03 One Man's "Basic" is Another's "Pedantic" | Campaign Promises. Loyalty. Society. | HAKE Wed 6/3/26
Hake says Trump’s basically kept promises, but some differ. The majority likes peace and prosperity, though it falters. Can you recognize the sign of the times?
The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 3, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Proper appreciation.
* (0:10:00) Intro: Hey, guys!
* (0:11:00) Ronnie/OH: Call it a “smackdown”? “Pedantic.” 📞
* (0:27:04) Alex & Ronnie: Paris & what’s to come 🔥
* (0:41:48) Bobby/TX: Reality. Keeping things nice. 📞
* (0:47:47) William III: News; Grad scenes. Bad back. Primaries & gov’t. 📞
* (1:03:28) William 7: Fitness. Trade & immigration. Biblical debt practices. 📞
* (1:16:55) Superchats: Greggatron, Tory 💰
* (1:21:39) Popcorn: Would her policies matter? 💰
* (1:29:12) “Loyalty.” Sign of the times. L.A. 💰
* (1:38:09) Brady/AZ: FE, “No-spin earther” 📞
* (1:46:02) Rick/VA: Midterms dreams 📞
* (1:52:31) Popcorn: Wait and see? 💰
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/3/hake-wed-6326
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/3/jlp-wed-6326
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1 hr 55 min
June 02 Does Hake Bend His Principles for Trump? | Generation, Heritage, Politics | HAKE Tue 6/2/26
Millennials & boomers hash it out. Does Hake bend his principles for Trump? Beware: undisciplined minds believe wrongly. Patriotic activist shakes hands with media reporter.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 2, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Fun Interaction. Boomers Are Cool.
* (0:08:33) Jake Husdon, Hey Guys! 🎶
* (0:10:01) Zenny: Bibi & Trump. Millennials vs Boomers. 📞
* (0:27:51) Zenny: US-Israeli Cooperation
* (0:34:29) Allen, 80, My Gen. Preachers. Dead Sea Event. 📞
* (0:45:34) “Chicanery” of Your Mind; UK Sad Story
* (0:52:32) Superchats for Zenny; Theoretical Dilemmas 💰
* (1:01:27) David/TX: Marty Anderson, Health Issues 📞
* (1:07:18) Brady/AZ: Israel’s Concerns. “Cows.” Generation X. 📞
* (1:18:43) William III: Foreign Policy. Domestic Issues. 📞
* (1:24:25) William: Black American Concerns; Hake’s Competitors
* (1:30:27) Coco/L.A.: Spencer Pratt & My Community. 📞
* (1:37:15) Superchats 💰
* (1:40:43) Channel 5 News Reporter’s Funny Interaction 🎥
* (1:48:21) Calls: Steve’n, Tory 📞
* (1:51:37) Last Calls: Maze, Rick 📞
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/2/hake-tue-6226
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/2/jlp-tue-6226
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1 hr 55 min
June 01 Taking Yourself Too Seriously | Vote, Ota Benga, Affordability, Dr. Umar | HAKE Mon 6/1/26
Voting with Hake. Sad story of Ota Benga. Older guys call-in about life. Difference: “pointing out” vs complaining? Umar Johnson on Kevin Hart roast: Too serious!
The Hake Report, Monday, June 1, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Voting. Disclaimer.
* (0:09:43) Intro: Hey, guys!
* (0:10:47) Superchats: Ota Benga, Sad Story 💰
* (0:22:57) David/TX: Santiago. 1 Cor 13: 12. Life Story. 📞
* (0:37:06) Mark/FL: What’s Doxxing? Truth vs Thoughts, Anxiety 📞
* (1:09:19) David/Ocala/FL: Mad at Life. Isaiah 53. Che Ahn, JLP Guest 📞
* (1:28:06) How to Vote: Craig Huey, Google AI
* (1:34:05) Superchats: Complaining or Pointing Out Affordability? 💰
* (1:40:37) Dr. Umar Johnson: Too Serious? 🎥
* (1:47:31) MSNBC Throwback & Immigration Policy 🎥
* (1:51:40) Rick/VA: Jewish Political Concerns 📞
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/1/hake-mon-6126
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/1/jlp-mon-6126
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1 hr 55 min
May 29 We Are All Puppets | True & False Propaganda & History | HAKE Fri 5/29/26
Children’s music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake’s puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words.
The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
* (0:08:10) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:10:30) Michael/Canada: Mary Rice Hopkins 📞
* (0:15:40) Michael: Lessons from German History
* (0:22:30) Superchats for Michael 💰
* (0:26:50) Ryan/IL: We Were Here. Trump $250. Division. 📞
* (0:42:55) Ryan: Approach to Govt, Voting.
* (0:44:40) Brady/AZ: Enoch. Giants. $250 Bill. Temple Coin. 📞
* (0:51:30) Brady: Foreign Affairs
* (0:54:05) Carver AI song... 🎶
* (0:59:35) Allen/MI: Extra-Biblical Truth? Pre-Historic America 📞
* (1:07:00) Superchats/JC: Black Historical Figures 💰
* (1:11:45) Correction on German Christian.
* (1:18:02) Coco/L.A.: Father’s “Mama Spirit” 📞
* (1:21:59) Coco: Bernie Mac
* (1:26:35) Superchats: Elitist Definitions. Pride. JLP vs Myron. 💰
* (1:39:45) Superchats: YouTube & “Coffees” 💰
* (1:45:25) Maze: Look at Yourself. Don’t Be Jealous. 📞
* (1:54:00) Outro 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/29/hake-fri-52926
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/we-are-all-puppets-true-and-false
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/29/jlp-fri-52926
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1 hr 55 min

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Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network. …