We're at it again, and I promise you we're gonna talk a whole lot about dicks next week, so please just bear with us.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/01/21/government-shutdown-what-we-know-now/1051828001/

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/18/us/politics/trump-upsets-republican-strategy-to-avoid-shutdown.html?_r=0

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/01/18/578811426/trump-will-protect-health-workers-who-reject-patients-on-religious-grounds

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2018/01/17/fact-checking-president-trumps-fake-news-awards/?utm_term=.7d733109d4fb

https://www.snopes.com/tide-pod-challenge/

https://www.eater.com/2018/1/19/16906268/tide-pod-challenge-restaurants-instagram

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42680070

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5280343/Porn-site-saw-spike-traffic-Hawaii-missile-threat.html

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/12/robot-security-guard-bullied-and-covered-in-barbecue-sauce.html

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/whats-hot/if-youre-pregnant-and-you-pee-on-this-ikea-ad-you-get-a-discount/ar-BBIdDRN

http://www.bbc.com/sport/winter-olympics/42759924

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/04/game-sherlock-getting-female-led-reboot-7202499/