Stuff has gotten really busy and crazy, ya'll.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-olympics-2018-fertility/south-koreas-penis-park-draws-an-olympic-crowd-idUSKBN1FX127

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/science/falcon-heavy-spacex-launch.html

https://gizmodo.com/today-was-the-nasa-opportunity-rovers-5-000th-martian-d-1823107169

https://www.inquisitr.com/4791383/apple-spaceship-campus-has-a-major-design-flaw-reports-bloomberg/

https://www.avclub.com/hot-sauce-king-billy-mitchell-is-being-stripped-of-his-1822684521

https://www.forbes.com/sites/adelsteinjake/2018/02/12/why-godiva-japan-took-out-a-full-page-ad-asking-people-not-to-buy-valentines-day-chocolate/#79220a1c2022

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2018/02/18/they-are-laughing-their-asses-off-in-moscow-trump-takes-on-the-fbi-russia-probe-and-2016-election/?utm_term=.8a7306981b51

We're at it again, and I promise you we're gonna talk a whole lot about dicks next week, so please just bear with us.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/01/21/government-shutdown-what-we-know-now/1051828001/

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/18/us/politics/trump-upsets-republican-strategy-to-avoid-shutdown.html?_r=0

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/01/18/578811426/trump-will-protect-health-workers-who-reject-patients-on-religious-grounds

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2018/01/17/fact-checking-president-trumps-fake-news-awards/?utm_term=.7d733109d4fb

https://www.snopes.com/tide-pod-challenge/

https://www.eater.com/2018/1/19/16906268/tide-pod-challenge-restaurants-instagram

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42680070

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5280343/Porn-site-saw-spike-traffic-Hawaii-missile-threat.html

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/12/robot-security-guard-bullied-and-covered-in-barbecue-sauce.html

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/whats-hot/if-youre-pregnant-and-you-pee-on-this-ikea-ad-you-get-a-discount/ar-BBIdDRN

http://www.bbc.com/sport/winter-olympics/42759924

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/04/game-sherlock-getting-female-led-reboot-7202499/

Jen(n) and Mike have returned from their Christmas hiatus to bring you more of nothing of any significant value. But they're just so darn lovable.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-s-nuclear-button-tweet-sparks-backlash-n834321

http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/05/health/cdc-nuclear-preparedness-trnd/index.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/fire-and-fury-live-reading-donald-trump-white-house-claims-steve-bannon-michael-wolff-ivanka-jared-a8143136.html

https://apnews.com/92e661a34b204d4a98fa75ec2b4618d3

http://www.artnews.com/2018/01/04/met-charge-mandatory-25-admission-fee-towners-ending-suggested-rates/

https://www.npr.org/2018/01/05/575975670/oregonians-arent-pumped-about-new-law-allowing-self-service-gas-stations

https://www.avclub.com/steven-seagal-has-written-an-action-novel-starring-him-1821529875

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2018/01/05/a-united-passenger-befouled-the-bathrooms-so-badly-the-plane-had-to-land/?utm_term=.2e6cc82e592d

http://www.newsweek.com/penis-whitening-laser-procedure-could-ruin-your-sex-life-and-fertility-thai-772662

https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/logan-paul-problematic-behavior-japan-video/

Jen(n) and Mike squeezed an episode into the hectic holiday season, and it only took Mike a week and a half to edit the

thing.http://mashable.com/2017/11/15/avocado-rat/#JjRs5kezpPqt

https://hellogiggles.com/lifestyle/dear-david-photos-dead-child-haunting/

http://www.newsweek.com/sarah-huckabee-sanders-swears-she-didnt-share-fake-pie-picture-exchange-722385’

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/934612249368555528

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/24/a-flat-earthers-plan-to-launch-himself-in-a-homemade-rocket-just-hit-a-speed-bump/?utm_term=.65ef227d2b44

http://www.denofgeek.com/us/tv/on-cinema/269227/adult-swim-s-on-cinema-has-become-a-murder-trial

http://abc7ny.com/entertainment/star-wars-themed-pop-up-bar-opens-in-new-york/2696565/

https://kotaku.com/rurouni-kenshin-creator-charged-with-possessing-child-p-1820633519

https://medium.com/@mombot/the-life-of-grape-kun-96a57d4a4364

http://comicbook.com/anime/2017/11/24/anime-fans-marry-characters-japan-waifu-manga/

Jen(n) and Mike have gotten too old and tired for this shit. Spooky!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/13/brave-passengers-board-last-ever-flight-666-hel-friday-13th/

http://theberry.com/2017/10/10/this-school-accidentally-caught-a-ghost-on-camera-and-the-footage-is-actually-terrifying/?utm_source=facebook_chive&utm_medium=post

http://beyondrealitynews.com/2017/10/08/residents-creeped-out-after-man-dressed-as-slender-man-seen-walking-around/

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ohio-triple-murder-teen-thought-it-was-halloween-prank/

http://www.toledoblade.com/Courts/2011/09/15/Liske-gets-life-for-deaths-of-3.html

http://www.startribune.com/strange-case-of-son-s-death-propels-mom-on-tireless-quest/82751737/

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/21/smiley.face.killer/

http://murderpedia.org/male.W/w/white-john-douglas.htm

Mike took his sweet time editing this show, because he has very poor work ethic and too many video games.

http://www.iflscience.com/space/rapper-bob-has-set-up-a-gofundme-campaign-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat-yes-really/

http://beyondrealitynews.com/2017/09/27/man-behind-infamous-alien-autopsy-video-finally-reveals-truth-behind-it/

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-flutes-contaminated-california-students-20170930-story.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/29/us/politics/tom-price-trump-hhs.html?_r=0

http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/01/politics/trump-tweets-puerto-rico/index.html

http://www.trumpeatsfarts.org/index.html

https://www.facebook.com/TokyoGhoulTV/videos/1989438374668533/

https://www.theverge.com/2017/9/28/16378002/j-j-abrams-anime-your-name-live-action-film-paramount

https://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/09/30/lust-filled-faces-from-erotic-manga-and-anime-now-available-to-buy-in-clothing-form/

Jen(n) and Mike are back from their break, and they decided to keep it as fun and lazy as possible. High quality!

http://beyondrealitynews.com/2017/09/17/clown-hysteria-grips-australian-media-after-group-vows-to-descend-on-suburbs/

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/09/clown-rally-fake-it-movie-promotion

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/13/business/dealbook/martin-shkreli-jail.html?mcubz=0

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/16/slender-man-trialjury-finds-wisconsin-girl-stabbed-classmate/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4882538/iPhone-fan-camping-outside-Sydney-Apple-store-regrets.html

https://www.facebook.com/events/126766931320280/

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/10/florida-sheriff-warns-residents-not-to-shoot-at-hurricane-irma.html

https://www.facebook.com/events/281828308983096/

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article171687457.html

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/analysis-nasas-cassini-probe-must-destroyed/

https://www.sciencealert.com/the-science-museum-and-natural-history-are-having-a-beef-on-twitter-and-we-love-it

https://kiisfm.iheart.com/featured/alex/content/2017-08-30-this-mans-apartment-is-haunted-hes-documenting-it-on-twitter/#.Wagg7_5uGHc.facebook

https://otakumode.com/projects/sao_computer_glasses?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=post_20170817saoglasses

https://www.facebook.com/tokyootakumode/videos/1773480812679466/

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/09/13/new-way-for-anime-fans-to-make-out-with-their-favorite-character-special-mouth-opening-tumbler/

http://www.openminds.tv/update-on-area-51-whistleblower-bob-lazar-1064/22527

Did you ever wonder what Running the Asylum would sound like on vinyl? Well if you're that kind of trash, Jen(n) has you covered in this week's installment of Audio Problems.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/07/26/trump-transgender-military-ban-behind-the-scenes-240990

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/07/27/trump-transgender-military-ban-no-modification-241029

http://time.com/4872118/trump-boy-scout-jamboree-speech-transcript/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/07/28/trumps-speech-encouraging-police-to-be-rough-annotated/?utm_term=.9887781bfb7f

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/26/us/politics/lisa-murkowski-health-care.html

https://www.adn.com/politics/2017/07/26/trump-administration-signals-that-murkowskis-health-care-vote-could-have-energy-repercussions-for-alaska/

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/27/us/politics/senate-health-care-vote.html

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/07/28/house-group-obamacare-repeal-meeting-241083

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/07/23/politics/ip-forecast-white-house-shakeup-sec-of-state/index.html

http://www.salon.com/2017/07/28/will-trump-use-the-august-recess-to-fire-sessions-and-mueller-it-might-be-better-for-the-country-if-he-does/

http://www.npr.org/2017/07/28/531082618/trump-chief-of-staff-priebus-is-out-in-biggest-white-house-staff-shakeup-yet

http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/21/us/politics/sean-spicer-resigns-as-white-house-press-secretary.html?_r=0

Clown

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40735815

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/07/pokemon-go-fests-blunders-result-in-class-action-lawsuit/

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/07/28/fine-art-painters-become-fine-anime-boys-in-new-romance-video-game-palette-parade/

http://www.siliconera.com/2017/07/30/rsona-5-the-animation-tv-anime-series-to-air-in-japan-in-2018/

Technical difficulties foil us again, right as Mike begins to talk about right-wing conspiracy maniacs. It's almost....too perfect.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/16/politics/trump-defends-trump-jr-twitter/index.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/07/11/what-happened-and-when-the-timeline-leading-up-to-donald-trump-jr-s-fateful-meeting/?utm_term=.3e1fcacedad

3

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/trumps-voting-commission-asked-states-to-hand-over-election-data-theyre-pushing-back/2017/06/30/cd8f812a-5dce-11e7-9b7d-14576dc0f39d_story.html?utm_term=.ba05af3d5528

https://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/whitehouse.gov/files/docs/comments-received-june-29-through-july-11-2017.pdf

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/15/us/mccains-surgery-will-delay-senate-votes-on-health-care-bill.html

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/14/world/sutter-iceberg-antarctica-climate-change/index.html

http://ew.com/tv/2017/07/16/doctor-who-jodie-whittaker-new-doctor/

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/07/08/henkei-shoujo-transforming-girls-is-being-called-the-craziest-anime-in-japan-【videos】/

http://interestingengineering.com/japanese-man-marries-virtual-reality-anime-real-chapel/

Mike was a little congested and slightly out of his head on this one, so today is a bit more of a Jen(n)-centric episode.http://ghostbustersnews.com/2017/06/21/ghostbusters-ii-actor-hank-deutschendorf-passed-away/

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-virginia-shooting-scalise-idUSKBN19E23D

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/06/23/opinion/trumps-lies.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/22/upshot/shifting-dollars-from-poor-to-rich-is-a-key-part-of-the-senate-health-bill.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2017/world/national-security/obama-putin-election-hacking/?utm_term=.fccc85230828

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/06/23/trump-says-well-have-to-see-if-mueller-should-step-down-from-russia-probe/?utm_term=.0067387660cb

http://money.cnn.com/2017/06/23/media/white-house-press-briefing-sketch-artist/index.html

http://gizmodo.com/smash-mouth-retweeted-an-anime-porn-nazi-1796348092

https://www.geek.com/culture/this-japanese-hamburger-has-beef-patties-for-buns-1704521/

http://deadline.com/2017/06/supernatural-spinoff-wayward-sisters-kim-rhodes-the-cw-backdoor-pilot-season-13-1202116253/