Jen(n) and Mike have returned from their Christmas hiatus to bring you more of nothing of any significant value. But they're just so darn lovable.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-s-nuclear-button-tweet-sparks-backlash-n834321

http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/05/health/cdc-nuclear-preparedness-trnd/index.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/fire-and-fury-live-reading-donald-trump-white-house-claims-steve-bannon-michael-wolff-ivanka-jared-a8143136.html

https://apnews.com/92e661a34b204d4a98fa75ec2b4618d3

http://www.artnews.com/2018/01/04/met-charge-mandatory-25-admission-fee-towners-ending-suggested-rates/

https://www.npr.org/2018/01/05/575975670/oregonians-arent-pumped-about-new-law-allowing-self-service-gas-stations

https://www.avclub.com/steven-seagal-has-written-an-action-novel-starring-him-1821529875

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2018/01/05/a-united-passenger-befouled-the-bathrooms-so-badly-the-plane-had-to-land/?utm_term=.2e6cc82e592d

http://www.newsweek.com/penis-whitening-laser-procedure-could-ruin-your-sex-life-and-fertility-thai-772662

https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/logan-paul-problematic-behavior-japan-video/