Brawl on a Carnival cruise; Cracker Barrel’s new logo controversy; Transgender episode of Family Feud and more merriment than I can possibly handle

Stupid people doing stupid things; Trump and Putin have their meeting; a drunk dude searches for himself and more jollies to make you smile

Ding Dongs who don’t understand the concept of paying for stuff; Trump and Putin meeting in Alaska; an airline pilot getting naked at a resort hotel and more

Hijinks with idiots at McDonald’s; the latest Trump follies; tshirts with the f-bomb and more on this deranged little episode.

Breakfast cereal commercials; smorgasbord hijinks; taking a dump on the floor at Walmart; Trump pisses off the penguins and more outright shenanigans.

The cops that don't know what a two-dollar bill looks like; Trump’s plans to control Greenland in addition to banning women's boxing and other assorted merriment for me to rant about

Trump’s plans for a full military onslaught against undocumented migrants; spray for smelly twats; my plan for homelessness; gay bird ornaments at Wal-Mart and more!!!

Thoughts on the election; TikTok users getting a pain in the ass; escaped monkeys; what Jesus would say about politics and more of my uncontrollable rants

Do people have sex with ghosts? Is there padding at the bottom of the casket? Why don’t people buy enough candy at Halloween? This and much more in my annual hour long, non-sensical Halloween rant! Trick or treat!