Hello and welcome back to Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

On this episode, Dave and Mike welcome Gary Smotherman, a hot-shot defense attorney from the urban sprawl that is Houston.

Gary gives out absolutely no binding legal advice but we do learn about his sordid past, filled with pretzel thievery and a real desire to do what he thinks is right.

Man, this guy is a nice fella and really does believe in the system.

Dave relives the good old days, selling over-priced-low-rise- jeans to unsuspecting teenagers and Mike talks about prostitutes and serial killers (as he can).

The fellas had some technical difficulties along the way but managed to bring it on home.

A special "jail is somewhat bad" episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.