Welcome back to another (delayed) edition of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

Don't worry.

David and I didn't have a monumental falling out, we've just been busy.

Glad you're listening.

We wrapped up the final Kyle Rittenhouse talking points, talked about the changing of college admission standards and we wondered why everything we love has to come from China.

How does one make a computer chip?

Seems like some kind of sorcery to me.

It's a brave new world but it's also "Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss."

If you like the podcast don't forget to subscribe and share and get our faces tattooed on a delicate and exceedingly private part of your body.

Be sure to email all of those images to David.

The first one hundred fans who send in their tattoos will win a brand new used car (1989 Dodge Omni).

Welcome back to Crudely Drawn Conclusions and in honor of our 18th favorite holiday (Thanksgiving) we chose to spend the bulk of the episode sharing our favorite recipes and tales of indigenous people's slaughter.

Not true!

We shared no recipes but we did talk almost non-stop about fast food and our new (for one day) commander in chief.

Historic day.

Historic episode.

I would like to give a longer description for the episode but it is Thanksgiving and I have an animal or two to stuff with part of another animal if you know what I am saying.

What am I saying?

This description is really getting out of hand.

We all go down dark roads sometimes but don't worry, we're going to make it through and in the meantime don't forget to be nice to one another if the other fellow or lady or non-binary type person will let you.

We welcome you to the 50th episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

The Kyle Rittenhouse trial has been all over the airwaves and the earwaves lately and we couldn't leave it alone either.

Don't worry.

We managed to talk about:

Beto O'Rourke
Public Urination
Football player shame
Redneck adoption
Good-natured race-baiting

Oh it's jam-packed with crude goodness.

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Welcome back to a cruelty free edition of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

This episode is overflowing with good-natured fun and a modicum of gunfire.

We found the time (and the interest) to talk about:

Kyle Rittenhouse
Asinine Thanksgiving conversation topics
Big Bird 
Country music stars 
Mainstream media snuff films featuring nine year old children 
Burning cities

Wow. 

I know you're wondering how we could pack all of this goodness into less than an hour and a half of audio but somehow, we pulled it off!

No beagles were harmed in the making of this podcast.

Welcome back to another episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

Outrage!

As Always.

We discussed our current culture's obsession with pretending to be offended and outraged about everything.

It certainly is easy to be outraged when you have air conditioning, streaming music and a comfortable roll of prosperity stretching the limits of your yoga pants / blue jeans.

It seems we found the time to discuss a quarterback with a deadly virus.

A rapper who may not hate transgender folks.

A music star who may have initiated a blood ritual to appease the dark gods.

Who knows?

Like you, we're just here for the party and in 2021, who knows who is hosting the party?

Welcome back to another edition of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

This may be the best episode we have ever recorded and if it isn't the best episode then it is surely the most recent episode (up to this point).

We discussed:

Kim Kardashian's star crossed love affairs and our ongoing semi-obsession with this family.
Jada Pinkett Smith's sex life for some reason...
Afghanistan ...apparently things are still happening there, even though we no longer seem to care.
Mandates....lots...and lots...and lots...of mandates.
Joe Biden and the value of a good afternoon nap.

It's all in good fun and David and I are both positive this episode and any clips made from this episode will quickly be labeled as hate speech by whatever platform we choose to use to promote it.

Censorship is real and it is happening more than you realize....just produce a podcast and you will receive a value-sized helping of censorship at every turn.

Complimentary!

We appreciate you listening and don't forget to rate and review.

In this episode Dave and Mike discuss the powerfully important G20 climate conference and the mighty and proud climate avenger, Greta Thunberg.

Blah 

Blah

Blah

Such poignant words delivered with such passion and vigor.

The fellas also found the time to discuss Popes, The Metaverse (some folks call it a Metaverse, I call it Facebook) and the Chinese Communist Party's plan to infiltrate this podcast and use our social media dominance to finally take back Taiwan somehow.

We appreciate you listening and remember to follow us on all of the social media nonsense if you have the time or the interest.

Hello and welcome back to another edition of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

We're glad you're here.

It's true, we had to discuss the possible connection between Dr. Fauci and the cruel canine experiments. 

We didn't want to talk about animal torture but it seems 2021 is a strange sadistic mistress.

We almost talked about Elon Musk's new school that he may be opening in Texas sometime soon but due to circumstances beyond our control we will have to save that for a future episode.

Relax, we didn't just talk about dog torture.

We also talked about how great it is to earn 2.25 dollars per hour in this great modern age of equality.

Plus tips!

I think we threw in something about the Holodomor famine in the Ukraine and the conquests of Ghengis Khan.

Yeah, plenty of death and destruction and well timed merriment for all.

Welcome back to Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

In this episode we just decided to go ahead and ban ourselves from YouTube on the 12th minute or so.

No need to prolong the agony and the ecstasy.

It's still a good time for all.

We found the time to talk about the new Hooter's shorts and the first openly transgender 4 star admiral.

Sure we talked about other things but I'm almost certain these two topics alone are enough to ensure our demonetization.

Jokes on big-tech though...we only do this for the glory, not the deflated cash.

Regardless, we're glad you're here and if you would like to give David some cash, be sure to head on over to cdcpod on Buy Me a Coffee and donate some of that sweet (marginally worthless) pretend paper.

Like and comment and tell us if we're doing an excellent job or maybe you think we are cavemen who aren't worthy of recognition,

Again

Either way.....we always appreciate you listening.

Welcome back to another episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

In this episode we discuss the recent incidence of sexual assault that occurred on a train in Philadelphia. Witnesses were present and did nothing to stop the assault. 

They did find the time to film it with their cell phones.

We discussed the final moments of John Gruden and the beautiful public arts play that was staged by a major news network the other night, referred to as a "Presidential Town Hall".

Don't forget the Petito case.....there's always room for a dollop of Petito and the intrigue that has surrounded the recent discovery of Brian Laundrie's body in a Floridian swamp.

It's wall to wall crime and punishment on this episode and if you give us an hour or so, we can be the confirmation bias you need to make it through the morning.

Maybe.