Welcome back you savages.

We're glad you could tune in for a rambling discussion on the merits of meat made from fungus, Bill Cosby and what really happens to us when we die.

Yes, we answer all of the mysteries of this reality and beyond and still find the time to talk about viruses.

Misinformation!

Isn't it all?

Also

Yes, I did leave the intro at the end on purpose, kind of. 

Listen you savages. We're glad you're here.

In this episode we recap the anti-climatic UFC 264 and somehow, we also find the time to mention the KKK and Demi Moore.

I don't know how that happened but it did.

I blame David.

If you want a tight breakdown of the recent fights and a rambling dissection of modern day racism, then I think you have the right podcast.

We appreciate it freaks.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

To be honest I don't know why I always type hello....it doesn't seem to make much sense as I can't hear you say anything.

I also don't know why I (up until this point) have always typed everything in third person.

It's just me here typing,

Listen. 

This week we talk about a terrible motion picture for 20 minutes and I (Mike) can't seem to stop hating it. David doesn't share my hatred but he understands the reasoning as he loathes poorly edited children's videos on various video-sharing platforms.

Rage!

Slightly stoned sprinters and the Prime Minister of Canada are also discussed.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

In this episode David and Mike sit down with Sal Guerrero, a Brazilian Jujitsu black belt and MMA coach to try to get some insight into the upcoming Connor McGregor / Dustin Poirier fight and I'm almost positive I just spelled "Poirier" correctly.

David asks Sal if Mike has any legitimate chance of finally realizing a dream and becoming the Women's Flyweight Champion of the world.

Sal is skeptical but supportive.

Nice fella but for some reason this guy thinks professional fighters can fight better than non- fighters who can't fight.

Weird.

Wild.

And Informative.

It's a special "Mike's knocked out on the mat" edition of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

In this episode Mike experiences a bout of unmitigated rage and wants to kill raccoons.


 He also discovers his hatred for free speech.

David keeps it together until the end and has no desire to kill raccoons.

Also

 I don't think I've ever typed the word "raccoons" this many times in a one minute period and the word just looks strange but I will not check the spelling, as I'm a reasoned man of letters.

Hang in there. It's just good clean fun for all.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

David has the day off and Mike has a microphone and a somewhat reliable internet connection.

Time to be outraged and slightly amused about everything!

No topic is neglected:

Transgender Bathroom Supreme Court cases
Missile strikes in Iraq and Syria and hopefully not Kansas
Monique hates plastic bags.
Shorty-shorts at the local gas station
The world-wide famine that can directly be attributed to late-night television
The clouds of Venus cannot support alien life but maybe your forearm hair can!

Who knows?

Give it a listen for zero dollars and zero cents.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

Oh boy.

So much offensive language in this podcast....

To be fair, it's only offensive if you're a 30 year old baby but listen: You shouldn't listen to this episode. It's filled with terrible words and somewhat less terrible ideas. 

The fellas rant and rave and use their vocal chords to make sounds!

No infants or persons of delicate constitution were harmed in the making of this podcast.

Honest.

Listen at your peril.

Hello and welcome back to Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

In this episode Dave and Mike manage to solve the homeless crisis and speculate on the outcome of a major prize fight that has already happened.

The fellas also manage to stay up far past 9:00 P.M. and wonder exactly how many robots are needed to kill a cow.

A very special "We're kind of sleepy" edition of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

Welcome back to another episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

In this episode David and Mike go off the rails and can't stop talking about nipples and why the word "nipple" tends to make most fine upstanding folks feel funny on the inside.

Pure filth but babies seem to enjoy.

It's only weird if you make it weird.

Hello and welcome back to Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

In this episode David and Mike debate the merits of having a baby girl, rather than having a baby boy.

Is it really even worth it?

Were you even trying?

What about our proud lineage??

Who knows?

The fellas also spend some time affirming their hatred for social interaction and wonder if they should turn the podcast into a soothing blanket of quiet despair.

A very special "No razor blades nearby" edition of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.