Hello and welcome back to another episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

Would you like to know where you rank on (in?) the food chain of Indonesia?

Have you ever fought back the urge to sob while standing in a hurricane?

Do you take moral and spiritual guidance from somewhat mediocre action movies produced in the 1990's?

Big fan of gay cowboy movies?

Excellent.

You're going to have a good time with this one. 

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Welcome back to another episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

In this episode we leave behind the bombings and the torturing and the collapse of modern society and focus on music and movies (for the most part).

We discuss a 30 year old baby.

The majesty that is the Suicide Squad.

We wonder why movie critics in general must be pretentious jerks who always speak with a poorly constructed British accent in my head.

Almost zero Covid talk. 

Almost.

As always we thank you for listening, we thank Kid Quill for allowing us to use his music and David thanks you for heading on over to Cup of Joe and giving him 5 dollars if you feel like it.

Welcome back to Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

In this episode David and I sit down and chew the Australian fat for the better part of an hour before remembering we aren't actually Australian.

It was our good fortune that comedian Gabriel Rossi couldn't leave his house without permission from his government and had the time to tell us what it is like on the streets of the land down under during this time of lockdown.

Well.

He isn't allowed on the streets but he told us what it was like in his apartment, which is in Australia, so it definitely counts.

Pay attention if you have the time and we hope this doesn't become a cautionary tale.

Thanks to Kid Quill for allowing us to continue to use his music and thanks to all of you for listening.

Hello and welcome back to Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

We sat down with Dezz White, a veteran standup comedian and almost managed to make it 12 minutes before we started talking about Covid and death.

Don't worry.

We saved it and moved on to a nice conversation with a very nice fella and I finally disclosed my greatest and worst 2nd place loser accomplishment of all time.

It was therapeutic or something like that.

Be sure to follow Dezz on all the social media platforms (which he hates) and perhaps take the bold step and actually go to a comedy club and sit down and listen to him tell some jokes.

We hope you enjoy the episode and remember to tip your waitress.

Welcome back and we thank you for listening, whoever you might be.

I want to specifically thank the one person in Peru who seems to be a big fan.

Buenos Mujer Noches Guevara!

The app on my phone is fairly confident that I only need a couple of more lessons and I will be "conversational" in Spanish.

Unfortunately we didn't have the time to speak about Spain but instead focused most of our energy on Afghanistan for this episode.

It seems to be kind of a big deal.

I want to look back on this episode in a couple of years and chuckle at that last line.

But listen and decide.

We appreciate the support and remember to always trust your fearless leaders.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

I have some good news for you. It's not just David and Mike (Me) for this episode.

No

We sat down with Tre Tutson, a very funny Houston-based comedian who was nice enough to give us about an hour and twenty minutes of his time.

We then took that time and asked him about his relationship with his wife and father and Conroe Texas.

Relax, this isn't as Freudian as it sounds.

A good time was had by all and we really appreciate him and his love for comedy and the movie Tropic Thunder.

Great Flick.

If you're in Houston go check out the Tutson Interruption and be sure to follow him on all of the social media-type-things out there.

Hello and welcome back to another edition of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

Do you hate the American Worker? 

I know.

Disgusting.

In this episode we meet the American worker, talk about prostitution (as we must) and find out The Cloud may not be safe for everyone, especially pedophiles.

Come get triggered and whatnot.

Welcome back.

If you have been looking for a podcast episode that specifically focuses on scantily clad ladies, the January 6th riots, suicide, abortion, Venezuela, beach volleyball and immigration then this is the perfect show for your oddly specific desires.

Spend about an hour and 20 minutes with us and we will feed you as much misinformation as you can force through year ear-holes and in to your soul.

As always, we are sponsored by our debit cards and a hastily constructed dream.

Welcome back to another episode of Crudely Drawn Conclusions.

In this episode we attempt to interview Gary Smotherman, our resident legal expert and master candle-maker but alas it was not to be.

Well, it was kind of to be as David was able to conduct a very thorough and entertaining interview but I (Mike) had to leave early to attend to a medical emergency which wasn't an emergency but kind of seemed like an emergency at the time.

It's ok.

We needed a little calm and clarity for this episode and the fellas put on a good show without me.

Tune in and get ready to receive some of the most thorough non-legal, legal advice you've ever heard on a podcast.

Also

Head on over to FD & Son Candle Company and get yourself a candle or 6.

Good, clean and non-binding fun.

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We are just glad you are here.

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We help everyone.

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