Not a lot of rocking or a lot of rhyming going on in this all-star extravaganza about the adventures of Mother Goose's son Gordon (ok) trying to save his mother who was kidnapped by... aliens? Sort of? The important thing is that this surprisingly music-free film stars Cyndy Lauper, Debbie Harry, ZZ Top, Little Richard, Bobby Brown, Paul Simon, and Art Garfunkel.