The Story rejects Christmas because Christmas rejects the Story. Do not let anything into your hearts that is not the Story! That's a sure way to heart-rot, and I wouldn't lie to you.

In protest to this corrupt season, we give but one gift: the gift of the STORY. We performed our first live service for a congregation in Brooklyn this past October, and today, we share the full video of that service. Along with that, please enjoy heretical Christmas music, laced with the sounds of war.

A link to this service: https://vimeo.com/297286015

Introductory Words

Invocation of Saint Arlenia Redworm

Video Testimonial 1

Psalm: "Mouth of Foam"

Video Testimonial 2

Confession: Jessica's Story

Video Testimonial 3

Introduction: Steve and Brandy

The Story: The Dog, The Boy

Closing Prayer

We return next Tuesday with a service corrupted not by this foul season, but blessed with the spirit of the new year.