You have pulled the Omen Child, which represents sweet innocence, Catholic church, and horrifying murderous impulses! You are a total sicko, a real psychopath, but the most accomplished amateur surgeon to come out of St. Xavier's School for Boys nonetheless! Maybe it's your midcentury upbringing or perhaps your adorable demeanor, but you are the most wholesome rebirth of the anti-Christ this side of Hell's Mississippi! Gee whiz, you're a real whippersnapper, but don't forget to stay humble! Remember, you don't even have armpit hair yet and you're already aware that you need to see the life drain out of something's eyes in order to feel alive. Golly-gosh-olly, that's one dilly of a pickle! So grab some penny candies, resist stealing from the collection plate, and let boys be scary little boys with devil tormentor Art Brimstone, Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton, and maniacal mischief maker Mary Lou!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

PJ: Mary Lou

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer: Rick Riggs @Handwritten Recording

Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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